Soldiers of Death Issue 04 part 4

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· 4 years ago

  

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º      SoD 4  :   File 4 of 5      :  Adventures of the SoD #1               º                                                                   
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º          Date Released : [06/26/93]       Author: The Pyschotic Pyrotic    º 
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       Hey this is #1. It may be worth something! 

    TPP was hacking into the U of M unix when he decided it was too boring so  
 he called up a few freinds and they decided to terrorize there neighborhood.  
 After spraying coke on preppies for an hour, some deranged cultists of the  
 Farmington spam worshipers drove up. They didn't like there free car wash  
 with bleach, so they attacked our heros with the spam... But in the nick of  
 time(whos he?) Morbid Angel yelled "Hail Satan" and the spam burned to ashes.  
 They spam cultists then commited suicide because of lack of spam. The SoD  
 chowed down on the dead bodys and stole there car. In the glove department,  
 TPP found the address to the head high spam priest's house. When they  
 arrived there, all they found was some video tapes of Lurch, Quazar and some 
 other spam cultists performing homosexual acts with dogs and 8 years supply 
 of K-Y jelly and vasoline. "Sick!" yelled morbid angel, and shot a few TV's.  
 Then they heard a car pull up. The guys in the video got out of the car and  
 headed for the door. They started talking about some monty python sketch and 
 about there dogs. TPP and morbid angel watched the door open slowly and then 
 tore the first guy to peices. Sir Robin and Lurch fired K-Y jelly at TPP. He 
 fell over and started rolling on the ground. Morbid angel pulled out his  
 rocket launcher and nailed them head on. This ignited the k-Y jelly and the 
 fags died a horrible death. Then TPP got done wiping the jell off and ripped 
 two guys heads off. Lurch then crawled up and summoned Spam-o, the god of 
 spam. TPP instantly said "Oh, fuck" as they circled.... 
   
    To be continued....