015 Do ya hate school

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 · 4 years ago

  

Do ya hate school?                  by The Jolly Roger 

- One of my favorites for getting out of a class or two is to call  
in a bomb threat. Tell 'em that it is in a locker. Then they have  
to check them all, whilst you can slip away for an hour or two.  
You can even place a fake bomb (in any locker but YOURS!). They  
might cancel school for a week while they investigate (of course,  
you will probably have to make it up in the summer...). 
  
- Get some pure potassium or pure sodium, put it in a capsule, and  
flush it down the toilet (smells awful! Stinks up the whole school!). 

- Use a smoke grenade in the hallway. 

- Steal the computer passwords & keys. Or steal the 80 column cards 
 inside if they are (gag) IBM. 

- Make friends with student assistants and have them change your 
grades when the teachers hand in their bubble sheets for the report 
cards. 
  
- Spit your gum out on the carpet in the library or whatever and  
grind it into the carpet. Watch the janitors cry! 

- Draw on lockers or spraypaint on the building that the principal  
is a fascist.  

- Stick a potato in the tailpipe of the principal's car. 

- USE YOUR IMAGINATION!                   -Jolly Roger-