BAR - HOW 2 MAKE FREE COPIES

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Bad Ass Retards

 · 4 years ago

  

                              BAR 
                         Bad Ass Retards 
                            presents 
                     "HOW 2 MAKE FREE COPIES" 
                      (on a copying machine) 

     Most of us have seen the overpriced copying machines in the 
school library or local library.  Well here is a new way to get 
more for your money.  Most of the pay copying machines have the 
change bin on the side of the machine, you put your 15 cents in, 
push the print button and get your single piece of copied paper.  
15 cents may not sound like much, but when you have a big report to 
do, you need a lot of stuff to plagiarize!  It adds up, a couple of 
bucks worth. 
     Well, now get more for your money.  Heres how: 

When you put your money in, and then press the print button, do it 
this way.  Push the print button, and then instantly push the "coin 
eject" button.  If all goes well, you should get you change back, 
and a copy.  Sometimes you might screw up, but hey at least you got 
your couple of free copies.  Such a great idea.  Give it a try. 

Remember, print button and then right away before the machine knows 
what you did, coin eject.  Just make sure nobody's looking and 
don't pass the idea around.  Because then the whole freaking school 
will be doing it and the librarians will get suspicious when there 
is a package of paper missing and only 30 cents in the machine. 

A BAR. release. 
               Courtesy IRIE MAN 
concept by Snake