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BAR - SODIUM SUBSTITUTE
BAR
Bad Ass Retards
presents
"SODIUM SUBSTITUTE"
If you can't find sodium, or if it is too expensive where you
get it, do this. Use alka-seltzer or efferdent in its place. Do
you know how much power one of those little tablets of alka-seltzer
has? They contain tons of gas, just one. Now imagine taking a
whole bunch of them, and flushing them down your schools toilet!
Wow, all that pressure inside such a small pipe! What fun! But be
sure to wrap them in a paper towel or something first so they don't
begin to exhaust right away. One can think of many uses for such
fun air power. Flush em, feed em to seagulls (stomach explodes)
kablooie! Wee, what fun. Give em a try!
A BAR. release.
Courtesy of IRIE MAN
FUN WITH SPONGES
Have you ever seen those little kids toys that are tiny
tablets, but when you put them in water, the turn into big animal
shape sponges. Well, now let me enlighten you with ideas for them.
Take some of those little tablets and flush em. POOF, a giraffe
sponge in the toilet pipes, oops (he he). Put em in the vitamin
bottle of someone you hate. When they down it thinking it is a
vitamin, gag choke, elephant in the throat. (not recommended)
Lastly, plop them in someone's gas tank, they then enlarge and suck
up gas and block the fuel lines. He he, some much damage and fun
with something so little and dumb.
A BAR. release.
Courtesy of IRIE MAN
