BAR - How to get past Master Locks

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Bad Ass Retards

 · 4 years ago

  

                            B.A.R. presents 
                     "How to get past Master Locks" 
                           Bad Ass Retards 

          Now i shall reveal to you the information which i  
   have worked so long and hard to develop. The secret of  
   breaking master locks ... not really a secret or a trick  
   ... it is just a little reasearch and development. This 
   method is great for Fridays when you have no money and  
   want to go party ... ok enough BS.  
  
          Here is what you do to crack the damn lock : Get  
   yourself a screwdriver(flathead ... IDIOT) make sure  
   it comes to a thin plane (sand it down if ya gotta).  
   Alright, now that you have your trusty screwdriver in  
   hand, now go find some poor shnooks locker ... insert  
   the screwdriver under the edge of the dial, and work  
   the blade of the screwdriver under the dial until you  
   have enough leverage to pop the dial ... POP THE DIAL 
   ALREADY!!!        
          Now after you have done this, you should see the 
   inside, a pin with some shit around it. Now, there are  
   actually two ways to open the lock from here (sucks  
   being indecisive doesnt it?) One way is to take your 
   screwdriver and mash the insides of the lock until you 
   can fit your screwdriver inside the lock. Now that you  
   have done this, all you have to do now is to work your  
   screwdriver to the upper-left part of the lock, and  
   work open the latching mechanism. 
          An alternative method is to rip out the pin with  
   a pair of pliers, or smash it until it falls out. This  
   is simple and sometimes faster. The first method  
   described requires much more practice, but is more 
   elegant and quieter.                                 

              Courtesy of:  MagiK                                
              Thanks to:    Bad Ass Retards