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The Cyber Sleaze Report 1994 01 20
THE CYBER SLEAZE REPORT
Thursday January 20, 1994
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Janet Jackson's tour package is a nightmare . . . for the roadcrew. The mobile
concert stage is so big, it overtakes the crowd. I'm not kidding. Every concert
venue differs in size, but Janet's stage remains constant.
In some extreme cases the first five rows were simply taken out to make room
for the stage. The top brass at Virgin Records has faced a few night-marish
situations. How would like the job of telling some big-shot with front row
seats, 'Sorry, but the front row is actually the sixth row.'
During the tour, most everyday, two hours before soundcheck, you can find Janet
Jackson at the local hospital. She's been spending her time being around
specially handicapped children. Janet's class all the way.
PUBLIC ENEMY's FLAVOR FLAV appeared at the Bronx Supreme Court in New York last
Tuesday and pleaded not guilty to two charges of illegally possessing a weapon.
Flav - real name WILLIAM DRAYTON - was arrested on November 1st after allegedly
shooting at one of his neighbours with a 38-calibre handgun. The rapper's trial
of is due to begin 24 January and we'll keep you updated "BOYEEE".
DEF LEPPARD singer JOE ELLIOTT told me that he plans to live to the ripe old
age of 99 - so he can experience as much as possible. "I'd much sooner be a fat
55-year-old that's done this and seen that, than a beautiful 29-year-old that
just so happens to be rotting in his grave," he said. "I wanna really have a
chance to see what goes on in the world. Having seen what happened to our
guitarist STEVE CLARKE (who died in 1991 of alcohol poisoning), people blowing
vast amounts of cash on their self-destruction makes me absolutely sick. "If I
was going to blow $75,000, I'd give it to the unemployed, or to charity. "I've
worked too hard to just vanish."
Since the weekend is just about here, Pepa of Salt N' Pepa wanted me to pass
along her favorite movie videos to rent. Pepa's all-time favorite movie is Al
Pacino's gansta classic, "Scarface." On the lighter side, Pepa's "shoopin'" to
Mr. Wesley Snipes tight biker shorts in "White Men Can't Jump."
Finally, Pepa claims to have seen "Menace II Society" at least ten times. This
time next year, Pepa hopes to be in a movie of her own. Pep told me, and I
quote, "I really want acting to happen. I just know I'm good at it!" The
question now, 'will Pepa bare it all on the big screen?' I'll let you know
first.
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Cyber-Sleaze is copyright 1993 by CurryCo Ltd.
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Cyber Sleaze, Adam Curry
