Fish Head Gang 02-05

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 · 4 years ago

  

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   |     ___|  |_|   |/ __ .....Author: Zero.........................    | 
    \/|   |     _    || \  \...Subject: How to Rip Off a Payphone....    | 
      |  _|    | |   | \_\  |..FHG Pak: 02                               | 
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ok... the best way to rip off a pay phone is to attach a big chain to the back 
of your truck and then attach it to the phone booth and drive away... of course 
not all of all can afford the kinda of chain that is required to do this.  so, 
we will have to come up with a better way... we could use dynamite but you 
need a permit to buy that stuff and then they might figure out who you were... 
so... we're gonna use a crowbar... yes that's right... on of those nice big 
black bars you see at crappy tire... opps.. i mean canadian tire... anyways.. 
place the crowbar underneath the top of the phone and apply a substanial amount 
of pressure... if it does not come off.. do not worry we have a backup plan.. 
plave the crowbar under the bottom of the phone and apply alot of pressure.. 
if that doesn't work.. and you really just wanted to make a free phone call, 
not have a lovely suvenier that would look good in your room...  then use db's 
tension wrench method described in the first pak... or you would sodder a piece 
of wire to the end of a quater and then slide the quarter in far enough that 
the phone recognizes it and then yank it out real quick... heheh... if you 
give the phone a good kick.. you might break it... which would be kuu or lots 
of money just might start to fly outta it... so you see... either way you have 
accomplished something worth while... well.. i guess that enough about ripping 
off pay phones for now...