Fish Head Gang 02-07

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Fish Head Gang

 · 4 years ago

  

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    __/    ___|\ /  \/ ___\......Issue: FHG2-07.TXT..................    | 
   |     ___|  |_|   |/ __ .....Author: Dirty Bird?..................    | 
    \/|   |     _    || \  \...Subject: Stuff to do to a "buddies" car   | 
      |  _|    | |   | \_\  |..FHG Pak: 02                               | 
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Ok... So some Asshole Wronged You yet again, and you decide its Time to get  
even One Of the Easiest and most Effective Ways to do This Is too do shit  
to his car why?  
Cuz 1) CARS are expensive. 
    2) Cars can Blow Up 
    3) There Easy to Damage 
    4) Why Not? 

 
ø Stick a potatoe/banana/pickle/whatever in his Tailpipe... (I love this) 
ø Jam a tooth Pick In the Door lock, and Seal it closed with some Super glue 
ø Sugar in the Gastank 
ø SMASH Something 
ø Scratch The paint..(keys/lonnies) 
ø Stick Some nasty bummer Sticks On the Paint, and seal them on with super  
  glue 
ø pop the tires 
ø Steal It, Joy ride, Return with engine Totally Wrecked. 
ø Take some old Fish, Put in a bucket, filled with water for a week, and  
  dump the water out on the carpet/seats of the car. 
ø Have a Bunch of buddies Pick it up and move it to some place else.  
  Prefferaly someplace Inaccesable.  
ø There's more, But im Tired.