Fish Head Gang 05-03

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· 4 years ago

  

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    __/    ___|\ /  \/ ___\......Issue: FHG5-03.TXT..................    | 
   |     ___|  |_|   |/ __ .....Author: Homer Simpson................    | 
    \/|   |     _    || \  \...Subject: A New Lamer: Idrosynth.......    | 
      |  _|    | |   | \_\  |..FHG Pak: 05                               | 
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Well, there's a new lamer joining the ranks of the clinically stupid, and his  
name is Idrothys, or Lord Urine or Silent Scream.  What did he do to join the  
ranks of the lamer elite, which include such morons as GHOST, and the Marr  
family? Well, he distributes personal info about his users, allows for there  
accounts to be used by his "Friends", but it's his board so he can do that if  
he wants, but what secured his spot on the Wall-O-Lamers, was what he did just  
last night. 

What this dim-witted ,anal-sauce maker did was try to destroy the reputations  
of the FHG, along with the reputations of Shot Gun and the rest of his users. 

I'll tell you how this sheraid begain, I logged on to his board to read to see  
if I had any new mail, and  Idrothys breaks into chat with me.  He was  
blathering on on how much of a lamer CyberMan was( I am just quoting what he  
said) and asked me to fuck CyberMans board.  But having beter things to do  
that board hack, and having nothing against CyberMan, I declined. 

I decided to call CyberDeath(CyberMans board) to check it out.  As I logged on  
I was forced into chat with cyberMan, who was frantic about a "Hack-A-Thon" a  
yet unnamed informant had told him about.  He said that his Informant had  
given him a list of BBS's which a bunch of Hacker's were supose to hack, 
CyberDeath being one of the boards on the "List". 

Also, the sysop was told of specific people to watch out for, amazingly all of  
them were members of FHG or highly respected members of Shot Guns's BBS Helter  
Skelter.  Knowing this was most likely a bunck of Bulls*it, I called Shot Gun  
and confirmed it. 

I foned back CyberMan, told him that he was in no danger of being hacked, and  
asked who had told him this lie.  And Guesse what, it was Idorthys, the same  
person who had wanted the board hacked! 

What would push this lamer to doing that?  Could it be that he was mad about  
not being aloud on Helker Skelter? or not being a member of FHG?  Who knows,  
all I know is that Idrothys is the Lamer Of The Month, his prize is a good  
boxer-ripping wedgy and a public pancing. 

Well thats all 4 now, till next pak, I'm Homer Simpson. 

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