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Fish Head Gang 02-03
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__/ ___|\ / \/ ___\......Issue: FHG2-03.TXT.................. |
| ___| |_| |/ __ .....Author: Flood Sathny................. |
\/| | _ || \ \...Subject: 10 Things to do when they come |
| _| | | | \_\ |..FHG Pak: 02 |
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* Threaten them by saying "FUck you, i'll kick you ass!"
* Not answer the door when you know it's one of them, and let your mother get it
* Throw rocks at them when you open the door.
* Go to the 2nd floor and drop rotten eggs at their heads.
* When they ask you if you wanna buy anything, say "One Sec.." and never come
back.
* Ask them if they're elite.
* Open the door, wait for them to say whatever (example: Would you like to
give any bottles for the cumberland barons hockey team?) Look at them straight
in the eyes, and just close the door.
* Reply by saying "You want *ME* to pay you for something? Tell your mother to
pay me for what she ows me, then maybe i'll consider it."
* Tell them "Don't try to rip me off, those choclate bars aren't worth 2 bucks
you fucking lamer!"
* Make a bomb in the doorstep, and light it right before they come to your door.
don't let them see you!
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alright here it is. I made this article cuz i think those people get quite
annoying. so, you can consider doing these things because i don't think anything
bad could happen.
- Flood Sathny