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 · 4 years ago

  

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__/ ___|\ / \/ ___\......Issue: FHG2-09.TXT.................. |
| ___| |_| |/ __ .....Author: Homer Simpson................ |
\/| | _ || \ \...Subject: Abusing School Computers..... |
| _| | | | \_\ |..FHG Pak: 02 |
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The members of the Fish Head Gang take no responsiblity for any
actions taken by the reader of this file. This is strictly for educational
purposes and should not actually be performed. We are protected under the
Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, so no lawsuits may be pressed
upon us at any time.

Lousy school computers! That's all they are, crappy peices of junk
the school board bought 15 years ago when icons were "the" computer to have.
One day you find a new IBM-PC with a cd-rom drive, a 28.8Kbps modem and you
think to yourself, what a perfect opprotunity to get back at this shitty
school!

Well, in my opinion, I think all those (good) computers are my
personal computers. Whether it be a virus breeding pit for you up and going
virists, or just a means of making the "computer expert" teacher come to your
class every hour, it can be a great deal of fun!

First of all, make the teacher think that you're a computer idiot.
This is so she or anyone else won't think you're the one behind it. For
starters ask for help from other kids in the class on how to run applications.
You can also act startled and worried if you exit into MSDOS.

The first thing I like to do is search the file manager for good (and
commercial) programs (NOTE: be sure to display hidden/systemfiles). Next you
can add new things to autoexec.bat and config.sys (and also take them away).
Good things to add are programs and viruses. It's great to see the look on
your teachers face when she sees that there's no config.sys or the hard drive
has been formatted!

You can also use these free computers for viruses. If you like
programming viruses, why chance letting the virus loose on your PC when you
can create them on the schools hard drive. It's also a good place to find
out how well your viruses work.

Last, I'll talk about the great thing called a modem. You know all
those great BBS's you want to call but they are long distance, you could think
of your computer as a long distance server. Also this is great for hackers
who can use the school system as the # a CallBackVerifier calls.

One last thing I would like to say is "Thank You Mrs. Hill for
thinking that I'm computer iliterate"


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