Smash 03 Guide to Anarcy

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 · 4 years ago

  

       
     Guide to Anarcy     

        If you truly want to be a great anarcist there are a few guidelines  
  you must live-by. These are 10 undeniable things that should be a part  
  of your life if you truly want to fuck with society. There is always room  
  to expand on the ideas and sick plans of Chaos presented in this little 
  creation of my obviousy demented head. Well here they are, don't doubt  
  there potental to mold you into a sick, and troubled individual. 

  1. First of all, never show that you have any other aspiration in life 
  other than to go to prison then, upon your execution, burn in hell,  
  disguising the fact that you are an ingenious anarcist ploting world  
  domination.[or so I hope, but otherwise stop reading loser!!!] 
   
  2. Always do the exact opposite of the average law abiding citizen [like  
  puting dead and decaying, furry little woodland creatures in your neighbor's  
  mailbox] This is an important part of an anarcist life, never doubt it. 

  3. Vandalism, the life's blood of a true anarcist, it also is a great and  
  exilerating russ. Do it to your enemys, neighbors, or complete strangers 
  houses and/or property. Once you start you will never want to quit!!! 
  The finest two arts of this are mass destruction and choas, two talents not  
  easily taught. These are best learned by experiece but its rewards are  
  bountiful none the less. [mass destruction is less bountiful cash-wise but  
  much more fun] 
   
  4. Explosives are the subject of half the text files out there. Put them to  
  use! Make sure there only the safest and most easily stored recipes. It's  
  not that I give a flying fuck about your pathetic little lives, but 
  your suppost to live to blow the shit up. 
   
  5. Beating the crap out of wiggers, faggots, wimps, and the popular assholes 
  who think there cool and act like there gods in your school. They all make  
  me want to hack up my spleen. This is a must unless your going to lose, then 
  a baseball bat to the head always works. 

  6. If your cool and/or popular kill yourselve right now. You obviosly do  
  not deserve to live and a good old fashoned gunshot to the head will do you  
  some good. 

  7. Don't ever expect to trust anyone in your entire life time, every one 
  is under suspicion, even your mother. They will all turn you in for the  
  right price. 

  8. Anarcy is a group sport, let others join in the destruction. You get more  
  done in less time and theirs nothing like that group feeling of mass  
  destruction. 

  9. Always cover your tracks or don't make any at all. Safely getting in and 
  out is imporant, but so is not having the cops at your door the next day. 
  Only under certain circumstances are you to vandalize your poor victim's  
  home and/or property during the day light hours 

  10. If one day any of you succeed in a plot for world domination the  
  follow steps !!must!! be implemented. 
      A>The genicide of all wiggers, followers, fags, and those interracial 
      half-breed motherfuckers. 
      B>The seperation of all niggers, Jews, chinesse, and spics into 
      work camps on the continent of Asia. 
      C>The torture and execution of every Jap [not chink] on the planet. 
      [who owns who now!!!] 
      D>Developement of a super-society were you have ultimate power and  
      hackers, phreakers, pirates, and any other associated groups are rewarded 
      are rewarded for there deeds of Coas. You my add to this as you like as  
      long as it doesn't violate my guidlines 

 Well kiddies this trip into my sick little mind is over. I hope these  
 guidlines have inspired evil and anarcy in all of you. If not you weren't  
 looking to become an anarcist anyway. Or maybe your just as sick or sicker 
 than I am. Until next time, I'll be breaking stuff and causing anarcy, so  
 don't forget what you've read here.  
  
                                       ===BeZeRKeR===