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//01welcome to jonas, biznatch (edicius)
"There's a girl, with a crown and a scepter, who's on WLSD and she
says that the scene isn't what it's been and she's thinking of going
home." -- they might be giants :: the end of the tour
Here's the Welcome file for Jonas.
News this month?
a. new coding, by spiff. check out the editorial for more
information.
b. because of the coding, we have an ansi by eerie. :>
c. we welcome fake scorpion, he's a new member, cause he did an
article. black francis did an article, previously, he only did artwork
for us. paranoid insomniac did an article, but unfortunally, i didn't
use it. sorry duder.
d. no one did artwork, besides eerie. fuck you all, fuck you all.
e. i haxored a vmb. (800) 314/8885::585. (god, that system is so
abused.) leave comments, dirty messages, feedback, credit card numbers,
and conference info on that box.
f. thats about it.
g. oh, if you want to submit for jonas 11. email me somewhere.
find me on irc. i'll have the submission guidelines for you. :>
h. fill out the survey, damnit!@
i. SUBMIT SUBMIT SUBMIT.
j. i forget what sites i have this month. tacoland, run by black
francis, thats about it. he's now the eastern head quarters.
k. oh, one last thing. rattle interviewed eerie back in may, right
before eerie left spastic. that interview is included in here (eerie
interview (1)), along with a newer interview (eerie interview (2)). enjoy
them. :>
[----]
byebye, i have to go peepee now.
edicius.. .
//02edicius' editorial (edicius)
"if nine out of ten circus seals read Jonas, then its got to be good."
[----]
b00KA. j0NAS tIN iZ eN eFFECTZ j0 bEEyATCH nIGGA pUSSY wANNAbE
sELL0UT!@#!
[----]
yup. that is what it is. Jonas Ten has arrived. I'm currently
writing this, its about 1:27am, Sunday, July 23, 1995. I was planing on
releasing this issue like the 25th, but I figure its just about done and
stuff, so what the hell. Lemme just whip up my Editorial and Welcome
file, and it will be done. Right? Right. Good.
What earth shattering events do I want to tackle in my editorial?
Healthcare? Welfare? Newty Gingrich? The latest ACiD (c) PacK? n0 wAY
d00D!@ We have more important things to talk about. Like.. .
Well, firstoff, you should notice a slight, very minimal <snicker>,
coding change. My good buddy Spiff <ice/spamfx coder> coded this one. I
was tired of coding it, and I was looking for something easy to use. A
simple magizine viewer, that I could edit however I wanted to, and
compile myself, and he did just that. Wanna know some of the neato
things in this? Well:
a. It reads from a data file, jonas.r0x. Which is much easier for
me to put together.
b. There's ansi now. I'm keeping it small, very minimal. Eerie
did me that really neat0 ansi, and I just had to use it somewhere.
c. There's lightbars on the menus!@
d. Unsmooth scrolling. Now, read the articles without the annoying
"k0NtINjEW [Y/n]" prompt. :>
c. It reads articles up to 500 lines in length, and I could change
that to 700 lines if I need to. Yeah, how's that for rad? (I was
reading Terbium, it said in the programmers notes that it only reads up
to 400 lines. Pshaw. Thats cause Spiff doesn't code Terbium. :>)
9. Um, there's more color, too. In the articles, I can use
Renegade Pipe Codes for color. Its really neet0.
XXiV. It just looks alittle keener, I think.
I think I settled on a reasonable medium for the coding. Thanks to
Spiff, he helped me alot. Basically, I told him I wanted something
simple. Something that combines the basics of regular emags (ansi,
scrolling, etc), but keeps the very simplistic effect that Jonas has
always had. I think I achieved that.
If you have any suggestions, throw them onto the survey.txt file.
Speaking of the survey, thanks to Spiff, Rattle, Mogel, Dark Phiber,
and Shadow Tao for returning the survey, they were the only ones who did.
Arg. Fill out the survey.txt now. I'll take all the surveys I recieve,
and randomly draw one, and I will dedicate Jonas 11 to that person.
Isn't that reason enough to return it? :> (Those 5 aforementioned don't
have to do it, if they don't want to. If they want an issue dedicated to
them, like, fill it out, tho. :>)
This issue is definally the best issue yet, thanks to everyone who
contributed.
it really is the best mag out there -- eerie on jonas
wake the fuck up!@ wait. yeah, you're right -- edicius to eerie
(you have to read infinity #4 to appreciate that one.) :>
Hey, did you see that Sinead O'Conner dropped Lolla like Courtney
Love drops her pants? She left because she's pregnant, and said that
"every time the media prints a distorted truth about me, you are killing
me. i have almost died because of you, why can't you leave me alone?"
Shuttup, fat bitch. :>
Dummercon is here in a week. July 31st, FDR Park, Philadelphia.
Hopefully, I'll be there. If I am, wait till you see the super de dooper
surprises I bring with me. If I do go, I'll write up a review of the
days festivities for Jonas 11. You know, like how people write up
reviews of HoHoCon and DefCon and SummerCon for Phrack? If I don't go,
I'll get someone to do it for me.
I really can't think of anything else I'd like to say. So, goodnite
everybody, enjoy this issue of Jonas.
your faithful leader, edicius.. .
//03member and sites listing (edicius)
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editor - in - chief :: edicius <cia>
programmer :: |13spiff <ice/spamfx>
|07moral support from :: alot of people.
this issue is dedicated to :: black francis <pEz>, eerie <integrity>
first class contributers :: terminal velocity <a>, mogel <a>, |13superdave <a>
|13black francis <a/art>|07, akira <a>, |13eerie <art>|07, cidica <art>,
epidemic <art>, grey hawk <art>, asphixia <art>, napalm <art>,
second class contributers :: traq <a>, radigan <a>, |13fake scorpian <a>|07,
shadow tao <a>, pip the angry youth <a>, mojo <a>, hooch <art>, shakti <art>,
the blunted one <art>, inner chaos <art>, defective mind <art>, sCandal <art>,
christopher robin <art>, ts <art>, twisted terroist <art>
|15the person has submitted :: <a> = article<s> -- <art> = artwork (ascii/ansi)
|07jonas magizine can be found at the following places ::
aneurysm @ (908) 270/8198 :: world head quarters
the land of rape and honey @ (609) 698/1358 :: united states head quarters
tacoland @ (215) 750/0397 :: eastern head quarters
unseen fate @ (408) 554/8536 :: western head quarters
sarcastic toaster @ (418) 839/7078 :: canadian head quarters
aqua @ (619) 630/8950 :: california regional office
comtec @ (410) 437/3858 :: maryland regional office
final descent @ (516) 437/6858 :: new york regional office
flight 409 @ (609) 371/1671 :: new jersey regional office
full metal jacket @ (204) 531/7626 :: connecticut regional office
green eggs 'n spam @ (815) .../.... :: illinois regional office
hero time @ (214) 000/5555 :: texas regional office
terminal frost @ (808) 487/6812 :: hawaii regional office
|07this color represents a normal member.
|13this color represents a change in the member list.
|15any problems? call (800) 314/8885::585
//04bisexuality (fake scorpian)
i don't think i'm trendy anymore. i'm not bisexual, which seems to
be the new wave of the future. i was talking on the phone to a friend of
mine the other day, and out of nowhere he told me,"i've decided i'm
bisexual."
umm, hello?! you can decide to be bisexual?!@ i always thought
stuff like that was known to you ever since you were born or something.
anyway, that's not the point. the next day i was at the mall with my
cousin, browsing the magazine rack at "waldenbooks". i came across the
newest _newsweek_ magazine which had something like,"bisexuality--the new
wave of the future". i was like,"i fucking hope not." i read a little
of the magazine (feeling a little queasy during the course of my
inspection) and came across some surprising facts. the magazine
explained that 36% of the population was bisexual. wow. that's a lot of
damn people.
i usually like priding myself on being almost completely prejudice
(did i spell that right?) free, but i for some reason can't get it into
my head that you can be bisexual. it's a bit too strange for me. the
friend of mine that i was telling you about has a girlfriend (who
obviously doesn't know about his little adventure). does that mean when
you're bisexual that you have two lovers?
morressey (who probably is bisexual too) adequately expresses my
feelings in the song "margaret in a guillotine" (which is about his
dislike for margaret thatcher) if applied to the subject at hand.
'people like you make me feel so tired. when will you die?
when will you die?
when will you die?
when will you die?
when will you die?
and people like you make me feel so old inside--please die.'
i know, it seems a little harsh, but ah well. i'm really only
joking then i apply that song anyway. it does seem that bisexuality is
the new trend. 'sexual freedom' in the 70's, "safe sex" in the 80's, and
'bisexuality' in the 90's.
please die.
//05how to stalk a girl (terminal velocity)
You're sitting in the back of class then SHE comes in. The very
sight of HER makes your heart beat faster. You've been in love with her
since the first time you saw HER and now is the time in which you should
act. Why spend the rest of your miserable life wondering what kind of
life she lives, and more importantly whether or not she likes you!
First off you are probably going to need to know her phone number
and address, which if you know her first and last name, is easily
obtainable. Simple looking in the listings for someone with the same last
name as her and in your same town. If there are more than one, call each
house from a payphone asking if she's home. Once you've established her
phone number, just re-reference the phone book and the address will be
there. However if she's not listed, you'll have to take it upon yourself
to hunt out where she lives, maybe follow her home. Next you need to get
your stalker kit ready. It should consist of a high speed camera(or any
kind) and maybe binoculars. Find a bush across the street. Now you have
to figure out which room is hers. Basically you have to use process of
elimination. Of you see the parents come in every night and a few minutes
later a certain light in the house goes on it might be their room. In
order to find her room, use that same tactic and use the binoculars. Once
you know which room is hers keep a nightly watch and take pictures of
her, espcially when she is changing, afterall every good stalker with an
obsession needs some naked pictures to fixate on and masturbate to. Next
you start going through their garbage late at night and take out any
items that you might think are hers(more things to fixate on). Now here
is the moment of truth. You can break in to her house while their all out
and read her diary. Once you have read that sucker you pretty much know
everything about her, and most importantly, what she thinks about you.
At this point there are three possibilities. One, she likes you,
so all you have to do is ask her out and live happily everafter. The
second one being she hates you, but we'll talk about that in the next
paragraph. Finally she doesn't even know you. If that is the case you may
simply continue stalking her for fun, or you can try and get her to make
an opinion on you, then come back and read the diary again so you can
follow through on the hate or like ones.
Now if she hates you there are millions of possible options, but
I'll cover to major ones here. Number one: you can play martyr and wallow
in your own self-pity that your never going to have her and write crappy
poems about love never had for the rest of your miserable stinking life,
which thanks to science might last another 60 some odd years. Or you can
do what any real psychopath stalker would do and say, "Dammit if I can't
have no one can!" Basically you break in to her house, go in to her room,
either rape her then kill her or if you a little sicker kill her then
rape her. Of course then you have to kill the parents. By this time the
cops should be arriving. Kill as many cops as you can and the kill
yourself. You might not ever survive this, but think of all the really
good movies/books/comics/trading cards might come of it! And one last
important note, make sure you have written some note in which you
describe how your life sucked until you saw her and how she gave you a
will to live until you found out she hated you and you couldn't live with
that so she wouldn't either. Make sure you quote losts of famous morbid
pieces of writing. You muts sound suitably deranged in the letter or no
one will care.
Authors Note: The author does not assume responsibility for any
actions of any person reading this artical and acting upon them. This
artical was written in good fun and should not be taken seriously.
//0661 things right with america (terminal velocity)
What's Right With America(61 Things)
By Sam Johnson and Chris Marcil
Rewritten for Jonas by Terminal Velocity
1. easy-access weather info
2. the best movie violence and the best deplorations of movie violence
3. Refreshing body spray
4. world leader in alien abductions
5. disposable panorama cameras
6. the sophisticated irrigation systems of our corperate parks
7. a.t.m.'s that display load information while you wait for your cash
8. satellite dishes along quiet country roads
9. the blueangles, the sunchonrized stunt flying team
10. metric, schmetric
11. colour-coded memorial lapel ribbons
12. backetball on rollerblades
13. most parking in the developed world
14. soothing write-noise generators
15. teal as a respectable professional-sports-team colour
16. no fruity see-though paper money
17. seasoned curly fries
18. charity collection jars at convenience stores
19. colourless beers
20. "gold" colourless malt beverages
21. motivation as a commercial products
22. the ice machines in hotel hallways
23. basements and shreds stocked with next winters rock salt
24. snake-handling religious and couples therapy weekends
25. professional ice-skating shows
26. sunblock 35
27. the free toy in every happy meal
28. outstanding home-cleaing products
29. creek-spanning bridges named after local officials
30. renaissance "faires"
31. televised award shows
32. brave vegetarian attemps to simulate hot dogs and hamburgers
33. persistent efforts to make soccer popular
34. "quilted" toilet paper
35. children's books shaped like their subjects
36. bemused farmers at urban produce
37. colour-coded post-it pads
38. college-football bowl games named after instruments of financial
security
39. "i wanna sex you up" - the song, the t-shirt, the statement
40. summer bartending jobs in resort towns
41. cartoon-shaped vitamins
42. revolving restaurants
43. ballroom-dancing craze
44. hiking boots as urban style element
45. mixed-race tv-police partnerships
46. walter scott of "personality parade"
47. rocktober
48. marxist graduate students in sleepy college towns
49. comic books that promote safe sex
50. watch faces customized with your company logo
51. small, fruit-shaped refrigerator magnets
52. fresh breath as a priority
53. teen-agers making out during fireworks displays
54. yard-specific wiffle-ball rules
55. "letters to the editor" poetry
56. co-workers asking the returning honerymooner how married life is
57. bars with year round christmas lights
58. intercollegiate solar-powered-car races
59. best security guards in the world
60. frozen margarita extruders
61. the monte carlo, the lincoln continental, the seville
//07billy the retarded dishboy (black francis)
:: the adventures of billy; the retarded dish boy ::
:: episode three; billy and the revolution ::
note; this is the absolute final installment of the "billy; the
retarded dish boy" series.
yup.
edicius should be elated that i decided to write it _specifically_
for jonas. oh yes, that's an understatement. he should be kissing my
fucking feet.
that's right. i wrote it _specifically_ for jonas. it's not a pEz
monthly reject. it's not something that's been sitting around on my hard
drive for months. oh no. first class material _only_ for jonas.
"i donut care, frannie! make with the funny!"
ok ok. ladies and gentlemen, for your viewing pleasure - the third
and final installment of "billy; the retarded dish boy".
"billy and the revolution."
[-----]
it was an extremely slow night in the dish room. slow, boring, and
quiet.
while the rest of the restaurant staff had migrated to an empty group
of tables in the dining room to chat, billy sat down on a small faded blue
flat rack and listened to his radio.
it had been at _least_ a half hour since he had gotten any dishes.
he lifted his hat, wiped the sweat from his brow, and brushed back his hair.
the dish room had to be at least twenty degrees hotter than the rest of the
restaurant.
every so often he could hear a giggle stray into the dish room from
the dining room. they were having fun, and billy wasn't invited. he felt
alienated. alienated because he was different. his whole life he had dealt
with it, but, he thought these people were different. he thought they were
truly his friends. they had always treated him nicely. they had always
treated him with respect. or maybe they were just patronizing him.
something billy was no stranger to.
even at the age of 26, people would still talk to him as if he was a
toddler.
"how's my billy today? ok? would you like something to drink?
like, some soda or maybe some juice? i can go get it for you."
it was the same god damned routine every day for five years.
"i'm retarded. _not_ incompetent, you whore. i can get my own
fucking soda." he would think to himself.
"eye woo 'ike sum sprite, pleeze."
it all brought billy back to middle school;
as he walked down the hall to get to the safe haven the rest of the
school dubbed the "retard class", he could just feel all the other kids
mocking him. his walk. the way he talked. everything down to his shoes.
sweat ran down his head much like it did at work. much like it was doing
now.
he felt something hit the back of his head. the giggles of
adolescent boys soon followed. he reached back and tried to pull the gum
from his hair, but to no avail. they giggled some more.
"don't look back, billy. just keep on walking." he thought to
himself.
"billy. oh, billy. you've got something in your hair." one of them
would snicker.
"just don't look back." he kept reminding himself. billy knew, deep
down inside, that although he was retarded - he was better than "them", and
he probably always would be.
billy had always envisioned his revenge; one thousand handicap
people running rampant through the streets with automatic weapons. he was
at the head of the pack along with this quadriplegic best friend from the
seventh grade, arnie callahan. they stopped at nothing. they showed no
mercy. they were getting back at a world that had done the same to them.
he had often had this dream. ever since he could remember, he had
been having it. arnie and billy used to discuss it at the lunch table right
after being bombarded with chick peas by a group of passing kids.
"one day.." billy thought, "..no more oppression."
just then, one of billy's co-workers had strolled into the dish room
to catch a quick smoke. they've been doing that a lot since the restaurant
put it's no-smoking policy into effect. he lit up and pointed to the pile
of bus pans waiting for billy.
"what have you been doin', billy? daydreamin'?" he asked.
"yah." billy replied. he brushed himself off and stood up. he
looked over at the man and smiled. the man took a drag and smiled back.
"you fuckin' retard."
//08learn from lockers (edicius)
You know. You can learn a lot about people, just by looking at
their locker. Well, learn a lot about your classmates.
You can even see how incredibly lame your school can be.
I think my school, for example, is lame. Not school itself, the
people in it. Very few people have good tastes in music, and this is
evident in their lockers.
You just look around, when the bell rings at the end of the day.
You'll see them. The pictures of Nirvana, Hole, and Wu Tang Clan. The
Calvin Klien ads ripped from the latest issue of YM. The beer labels
that kids hang up, saying they drank it, but actually picked it up off
the ground near the police station. Its all there, perfectly evident.
One girl, who I'll keep nameless (I wouldn't want to embarrass her
anymore then she already is) has the classic locker for this article.
30-22-35. Click, pull.
You open it up, and there it is. The cover of Entertainment weekly
from April of '94, when Kurt Cobain killed himself. All you see is him,
and then something like "Why did he do it?". Its like in perfect
condition too, I wouldn't be surprised if she had ten more copies of that
at home.
Then there's more pictures of Kurt, and some of Hole. This girl
bases her life around Kurt and Courtney. This is one of the many
examples of how lame my school is.
You look around even more, and you'll see even more blatant examples
of lameness and kids following each other.
At the beginning of the year, one kid got this idea. He said to
himself, "hey!@ why don't i take a picture of cindy crawford in a
bikini, put it in my locker, so i can look at it all the time!@" And
that, he did.
And that, fifteen other kids did, too. They were all saying to
themselves, "hey!@ he did it. why don't i do it too?"
I'll give credit to one kid tho, for I heard that one kid had a
playboy centerfold in his locker for a week until one of the teachers saw
it. At least he was semi original.
At the end of the year, the New Jersey Devils were in the NHL
Playoffs, which they would go on to win. Obviously, since I'm from New
Jersey, the school was abuzz about it, which was cool in itself. I'm
glad a lot of people would actually get behind and support a team like
that, its pretty cool. But, that's not the part I'm getting at.
One girl, a pretty big sports fan herself, took masking tape, and
wrote "lets go devils!!!" in big masking tape letters on the inside of
her locker. Now, figure, this was maybe sometime in late April or May,
so there's still a month left for school. What do you think they do?
Let her keep or original idea? Rip it and Exploit it? Guess!@#
Ding, times up.
If you answered "Rip it and exploit it", you were right. That's
exactly what they did. In the last month or so of school, I saw a good
amount of kids 'suddenly' put up Devils Posters or Pictures in their
lockers. With other kids using the masking tape idea and writing "lets
go yankees!!!" or "lets go knicks!!" or something like that. Bah,
they're all copiers.
Me? What about my locker, you might ask. My locker was blank this
year. I didn't feel like putting anything up.
But just to prove my point about the exploitations, next year I'll
print out the really 'angstful' 'zines, like cdc #38, "fuck the world",
and hang them up in my locker. Watch the kiddies want copies of that.
//09spoof on vga (edicius)
C:\JONAS>_
There it was. the blinking curser from hell. For the last five
minutes he, Kap'n Krad, had been staring at it. He needed to do a vga.
Lord Jazz had asked him to do one of his unique 16 color grey scale hand
drawn vga's for his board, Huma. He saw Kap'n Krad's work in the PEPSi
Pack, and jizzed all over his keyboard. Only a few people mastered
Windows Paintbrush like him, and now he was rewared for it.
"Hmm. I need something really elite. Lord Jazz is gonna do me a 5
line font for this!@#$!#", he thought to himself. "Hm. I got an idea.
I'll rip open a k0mic book, and see what lies in store there."
Wolverine? The Maxx? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? No, none of
these would do. It would have to be something special. Then something
hit him.
He glanced over at the happy meal box left over from his stop at
McDonalds. (See, he was 12, so he could still buy the Happy Meal without
feeling tingly inside.) He saw it. That was his new vga: The Pink
Ranger.
He brainstormed. Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers were hep, or so he
thought. Little did this newbie not remember, is that most of the truely
eleeeeeeeeeeeet people in the scene were 17 or 18, and didn't like the
Power Rangers to the same extent as him.
C:\JONAS>_
C:\JONAS>wni
Bad Command or Filename
C:\JONAS>win
Blam0. The friendly little .wav file of Beavis and Butthead started
playing. You know, the disk of B&B wavs that they sell at the computer
shows for 3 bucks? He bought it, because he loved them.
He clicked and double-clicked like a mad-man.
"Yeah!@# The Pink Ranger. I can't wait. Hmm, maybe if I make he
breasts the center of the picture, I can have alittle more fun with
this."
Click, Double-click. Drag Icon, and b00m. Windows Paintbrush (you
know, that paintbrush program that is default in Windows under the
Application Icon?) was loaded up.
"Hmm. Ok, lets see. A little pink here. Yeah. Black here. Some
white here. Brown. Jeah. This is going GREAT!@#!@$!@#!@#!@ Yellow
over here. Uh-huh. Ahhh. I just jizzed. This is amazing. Lets put
some blue for the background, and. Aww yeah. That is great."
Less then 5 minutes later, he had finished the picture.
But something was missing. He had a pretty big blank space on the
side. He figured it would be truely ereet to put some greets there.
"lOrdjazz. JEAH BITCH!@# HUMA IN DA 95!@#"
"aCid. JHO SUCK!@# YOU DIDNT ACCEPT ME!@#"
"mOgel. HAHAHAHA. H0E SUCKS C0W BAWLZ$%!&"
"bLackfrancis. JH0 G07 BAWLZ IN JH0R M0UTH!@"
"sPiff. JH0 ARE LAME!@"
"eDicius. DITT0!@"
"rAttle. DITT0!@"
And then, he put his legendary signature:
KAP'N KRAD 0F PEPSi PR0DUCSHI0NZ!@
REALLY REALLY ELITE!@
SYS0P: DARK W0RLD 0F ETERNAL STRUGGLE AGAINST CHA0S (DW0ESAC)
VMB: 1 800 451 8491 B0X NUMBAH 13813812349084741907312
KAPN@WIN95.PC.INTUIT.ONLINE.SERVICE.AOL.COM
And that was that. He had finished another really eleet vga.
Click, Drag, Double-click on save.
Save Filename: kk-huma.bmp
Saving -- Done
Then it was time to release his vga, he thought.
"Hmm. I think its time to release my vga," he said to himself.
C:\JONAS>_
C:\JONAS> cd\commit
C:\COMMIT> commit
He loaded up his really super de dooper comm program, and proceded
to call the latest Free.org number.
Soon, he was logged on and ready for action.
[squeaky.free.org:kapnkrad] rz
Type "sz filename" to your comm program now begin transfer ---
And with that, he uploaded his new bit-mapped picture of the Pink
Ranger.
He hopped on irc, and offered his file for all to see.
<kapnkrad> hEY pHAT lAMERS. gIT mUH gNU vEEgEEaYE. xDCC gIT #1
bEEYATCH. tELL mE h0W gREAT iT iZ. tELL mE h0W mUCH jEW
jIZZED wHEN jEW vIEWED iT. tELL mE h0W mUCH jEW wANT wON oF
mY vEEgEEaYEZ.
Soon, the replies came flooding in. He expected them to love and
linger over his vga, but he was wrong -- dead wrong.
*edi* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAH.
*rATTLE* wut the fuck was that? vEEgEEaYE lAMAH!@ pHEAR mE!@#
*lOrdjazz* i hope you weren't expecting those ansis for that.
<kapnkrad> wHAT?! wHAT wUZ wR0NG wIF tHAT?! aRE jEW gUY nUTZ? tHAT wAS
tHE bEST .bMP jEW'VE eVER sCENE!@
<grey_hawk> kap: but it was of the pink ranger, how. childish.
<bF> gh: it was more like lame. i mean, i like the pink ranger and all,
she is kinda cute, but the pink ranger in a vga?
<edi> It was horrid. I think I'm gonna kick him.
Mode change "-o+b kap*!@*.free.org" on channel #ansi by edi
kapnkrad has been kicked off channel #ansi by edi (pink ranger my foot!)
A few minutes later, this was the last that was heard of him:
<edi> *kapnkrad* aWW jEAH. tHATS iT mAN. n0W iTZ oN. eYE'M g0NNA gET
aLL mY h00DIES aFTER jEW aND jEWR g0NNA wISH jEW nEVER kIX mE
dE\x/D!@# h0W d0ES aN 800# tEW y0UR h0USE s0UND nIGGER?!@
<edi> it sounds pretty damn good. i'll be waiting.
And that was it. He faded from the Pepsi Member list. His account
on Free.org was deleted, his vmb was found by the vmb company, and he was
never heard from again.
He would never talk to lord jazz again, never again be in Pepsi.
But he would always remember the people he saw in his time in the scene,
and he finnally realized how lame it actually was. For his vga skills
were very good for the scene, but he could never get a job with them.
The End.
Moral #1 -- Never let an inflated ego invade your hobby. Its just that,
a hobby.
Moral #2 -- Never let a 12 year old have a modem.
Moral #3 -- The Pink Ranger is kinda cute.
//10top ten lists (superdave)
!!**%%Top 10 ways you know your kid's a phreak%%**!!
10. You find scraps of phone wire in the cookie jar.
9. You get many puzzling calls from mad AT&T operators.
8. The kid's seen war games 10 million times.
7. His Calculator has a screen saver.
6. He hates 'doodle boyz' (wtf is that?!?!).
5. Occasionally you pick up the phone and have someone tell you
to get the hell off their phone line.
4. Your address and directions to your house are all over USEnet.
3. All your phones seem to be missing pieces.
2. FBI agents bust into the wrong room at night.
1. He rides to school in with Bell Security!
(what the hell, dave's #1s are always lame! :)
!!**%%Top 10 ways you know your kid's a STUPID phreak%%**!!
10. He tries to imitate 2600 tones into pay phones.
9. Every day he proclaims himself as 'pHUck'iN 3133t!≠!≠'.
8. He Keeps trying to `borrow` your credit card #s.
7. He just hacked AOL for more kiddie porn.
6. He uses *67 to escape the feds.
5. You have $500 in bell 'service' visits to your home.
4. He goes into Radio Shack asking for Red Boxes.
3. Old laddies catch him beige boxing.
2. The nieghbors are pissed because they have a new car and a $5,000
dollar lap top.
1. You have a 10,000 dollar phone bill!
//11interview with eerie (1) (rattle)
Rattle: Alot of people say that you have a big ego, what do you say to
that?
Eerie: I say that i have an ego and i'm proud of it. And if i didn't
have a ego, what the hell would i be doing in this scene... or
something like that.. No sersiously, everyone needs some kind
of ego. Its a way to show that you are proud of that you are
doing. or course, i could be like super humble ande stuff like
that. But i'm not humble, i don't like that. and thats cool,
and i'm saying totally stupid stuff. Say another question.
Rattle: What do you think of 'Nig Speak'.. You were one of the people
that constantally used it.. jeah as opposed to yea, j00 as
opposed to you, etc..
Eerie: Uhh.. What?
Rattle: 'Nig Speak?'
Eerie: Uhh.. Err.. I don't know what you mean.. .. .. Wait, i think i
know what you mean.. ...
<Long pause while my cordless went screwie>
Eerie: Hello?
Rattle: Err.. nevermind.. I'll come back to it..
Rattle: Anyway, how do you think Spastic is doing?
Eerie: I think its doing up to my expectations right now. Of course
its not going 100% perfect, but its still a new group. We still
have to round out a few problems, but we really are far from
deep trouble, dying, whatever.. I think we are doing real
well. I think after the third pack people will defintally see
that we are there to say, and we are a serious group. Thats all
really..
Rattle: Ok.. IRC. Everyone complained about op wars, net splits, and
such on efnet, so VectorX started EreetNet. I remember one nite
you, me, and several other people were on there, and you were
complaining that now we don't have to deal w/ netsplits and op
wars, we have to deal with local kills. Do you think EreetNet
is a good idea, or what?
Eerie: Actually there were still alot of op wars, and in some cases,
even worse that on efnet. The problem in EreetNet is that there
was one person/people with all the power, and when that happens,
there are bound to be power trips. In efnet #ansi, a lot of
people can have power, at times its almost democratic.. No i
take that back, its allmost never democratic, but at least there
is a chance.. Some form of Democracy can be achieved. Now its
like a monarch, a few people hold all the power. At first i
tought it would be a cool idea, it has many advantages. But if
it would be better, like no wars, then it would be great. But
right now, its worse..
Rattle: Yea.. There has been a serge of new groups lately. You think
anyone of them have a chance?
Eerie: To tell you the truth, these last days i haven't had the chance
to see whats happning with the scene. I quess i'll have to wait
till some of the new packs come out to answer that.
Rattle: What do you think of Emerge?
Eerie: Emerge? Uhh.. I think they have a chance. The have a lot of
problems to deal with. When they were BROkEN, they lost a lot
of their good members in that weird merger. Were not even sure
if that was a merger, or a takeover, or whatever..
Rattle: My understanding of that happned was that they were openly
merging, they just didn't tell The Master because they knew he
didn't want to merge, and they just hate his guts..
Eerie: Yea, thats what i mean. It was a weird merger. I think they
can do good, but they are going to have to go through a lot of
work. The guys are pretty cool. I have been on some Emerge
confs, and they are really cool and stuff, so even if they suck,
its ok..
Rattle: Any big changes in the future of Spastic or Undergrown..
Eerie: Well.. I expect Tempus Thales to join Spastic.. No, just
kidding.. heh... I expect Stone The Crow to become a Undergrown
writer. I expect RadMan to make me acid Agora even if i'm not
in the group anymore.
Rattle: Ok, thats cool. Thats about all i can't think of right now for
jonas..
Eerie: Wait, what was the one question before that i didn't understand
Rattle: 'Nig Speak?'
Eerie: Ohh.. yea! ok.. I understand..
Rattle: Ok, what do you think of 'nig speak,' numbers instead of
letters, krad casing.. It looks cool in a ansi for a effect,
but it has always annoyed the hell out of me in message bases
and irc..
Eerie: Uhh.. It depends really.. It all goes with the personality of
the person.. Like i know mca, who is a good friend of mine..
well, ansi speaking anyway. He is always 'nig speaking' and
stuff.. But i think its cool because the guy is really like
that, in real life.. but so many people are doing that just to
be cool.. Even I usto do some of it for a while, but now i
think that was stupid.. Thats not my personality, i was just
doing that to sound cool i guess.. But i don't need that to
sound cool.. hehehe... Its just another trend, people are just
falling for it. Its gona be out soon. And people like mca will
still be doing it, and people will say, why are you doing it
man, its out.. and they will get the response 'fuck you, we
don't care'.. thats what i think..
Rattle: Who were some of your major influences in doing ansi art?
Eerie: Oh.. Good question.. At first when i was in Imperial, i was
mostly into toons, of course i like jed stuff.. Then i was
really impressed w/ Aphex Twin of iCE. So I decided to start
doing 'goopy' shit and thats where I started my early RELiC
Ansis.. And then i just went on line that, I took influences
from Hunchback of RELiC, kerplunk who was called Zipperhead at
that moment, a lot of people were in RELiC because they were my
RELiC bothers... Umm.. Load Jazz has been a big influence for
me. Oh yea, K-Spiff too.. A lot of peope where were not
necessarly well known, i just put a little bit of what they were
doing in my ansis.. So, thats a bout it..
Rattle: Uh.. Thats good enough.. I really can't think of anything
else right now.. its like 4am.. heh..
Eerie: Am i boring?
Rattle: No, not really..
Eerie: Sometimes i have the tendency to talk on the phone and bable on..
Rattle: Well.. I'm probally gona run.. My phone bill is gona rott.. we
have been on the phone for about 40 min.. I guess I'll see ya
on inet and ScreamNet (Cheap plug for my net..)..
Eerie: Okie.. Thats cool.. See ya man..
Rattle: Later..
//12interview with eerie (2) (edicius/rattle)
Conference Room: 1 Moderator: Rattle
Type: Public Topic: Main
Eerie on node 1
Edicius on node 2
Rattle on node 3
˛ Eerie ˛ - this is like irc excepted only lamers can get on
˛ Rattle ˛ - so, i'm sure everyone is tired of hearign about ansi and
shit by now.. so tell us about your social live..
˛ Rattle ˛ - 33: shadup..
˛ Eerie ˛ - um, my social life is pathetic. oops, thats a ripoff from a
nofx song
˛ Eerie ˛ - =)
˛ Edicius ˛ - everything's a ripoff from some song. jonas, tlorah. etc.
:>
˛ Rattle ˛ - what kinda music you listen to?
˛ Eerie ˛ - rat - aha sorry
˛ Rattle ˛ - the diffrence is tlorah is cool.. :P
˛ Edicius ˛ - fuck you nick. :>
˛ Rattle is humbly bowing to you.
˛ Eerie ˛ - i listen to cool music only. now that vague =).. ahah.. sonic
youth is my definite best band, then comes umm pavement, pixies and the
stuff, that kind of shit everyone here seems to listen to =) i also enjoy
skatepunk and 80's music
˛ Eerie ˛ - dat iz awl
˛ Rattle ˛ - what kinda 80's music? metal, club, or devo.. :P
˛ Eerie ˛ - the police, edie brickell.. or those like elastica who SOUND
like they were 80
˛ Edicius ˛ - the police. edie brickell. nice taste!@
˛ Eerie ˛ - 80's rock n roll
˛ Eerie ˛ - tears for fears sometimes.. their first lp was awesome
˛ Rattle ˛ - haha.. hmm.. btw.. this is very off subject, but do they
hype the oj simpson trial in Canada as much as in the us?
˛ Rattle ˛ - i always like cheap trick's early stuff.. like 'hes a whore'
˛ Eerie ˛ - no.. and anyway i dont watch tv so i dont hear anything about
it =) but like, it doesnt make the front cover of the newspaper
everyday.. actually it MAY make it one day, when theres something REALLY
important about that. i dunno.
˛ Rattle ˛ - eye want to move now..
˛ Eerie ˛ - i dont care about not knowing anything about that subject
tho. to me its completely pathetic
˛ Edicius ˛ - this interview is lacking, guys. pick it up. :> your
first interview was supposally good. :>
˛ Rattle ˛ - edi: fuck off..
˛ Rattle ˛ - anyway.. lets bitch about the ansi scene..
˛ Eerie ˛ - ok
˛ Eerie ˛ - i'm ready =)
˛ Rattle ˛ - why did you leave spastic?
˛ Eerie ˛ - because i realized that if i wasnt the president of it, i
would have NO reason to stay in it.
˛ Eerie ˛ - it was a cool group but i had nothing to do in it..
˛ Rattle ˛ - why not just do art for it then, and not run it.. like you
do in integrity..
˛ Eerie ˛ - besides, i'm a very bad group president because of my lack of
socialness =) on confs i would say absolutely nothing except a lil
something here and there
˛ Eerie ˛ - like i told you, it wouldnt be the kind of group i'd join as
a lowly artist.
˛ Rattle ˛ - so integrity like filled that void somehow?
˛ Eerie ˛ - i really prefer being in a hi-quality group like integrity..
(may have been ice or acid, but both preffered not to let me in because
they were afraid of the big bad 33r13!(*&/$)
˛ Rattle ˛ - I though you were on good terms with Rad Man though.
˛ Eerie ˛ - of course it did.. plus the people are really cool, i dont
feel like having to leave.. y'know, every other group i've been in
before, i always wanted to leave to check out something else and see if
its better.. but now, prolly cuz
˛ Eerie ˛ - i were in almost all the groups i know i cant find a better
place
˛ Eerie ˛ - i dunno, he didnt like the fact i quit acid i guess. i have
no idea. i gave no explanation.
˛ Eerie ˛ - i mean HE gave
˛ Rattle ˛ - So do you plan on staying in int or movving on after a few
months like you have this habit of doing.. :P
˛ Eerie ˛ - um, i cant promise anything, y know, every group that starts
out always seem to be the best, of course when legend or disco were
started i thought about joining them but well it wasnt a serious thought
after all.. so i plan on stay
˛ Eerie ˛ - staying
˛ Eerie ˛ - int is too elite
˛ Eerie ˛ - everyone should join int, really.. =)
˛ Edicius ˛ - everyone should join cia, really. :>
˛ Rattle ˛ - btw-- that every happned to the guys from relic? after you
left, everyone disappeared..
˛ Rattle ˛ - edi: shadup lit boy
˛ Edicius ˛ - rat. shuddup queer boy.
˛ Eerie ˛ - i quit relic because nothing was happening anymore. me,
messiah and kerplunk (zipperhead) were doing all the jobn, uh shinobi
too, and the rest were lazy.. i dunno. i would have stayed.
˛ Eerie ˛ - i know people like STONE THE CROW like to say i killed relic,
but it aint true, i mean, would you stay in a group thats already dead?
˛ Rattle ˛ - hmph.
˛ Eerie ˛ - i told jello, like, give out some responsibilities to people
if you cant handle it all yourself.. but he wanted to be the only
president =)
˛ Rattle ˛ - like a week ago i gave you some zines and stuff to read..
what did you think or them?
˛ Eerie ˛ - pez was very elite
˛ Eerie ˛ - too bad its dead
˛ Eerie ˛ - black francis is a bitch, too.
˛ Edicius ˛ - bitch, in a good way? or bad?
˛ Rattle ˛ - what about emags?
˛ Eerie ˛ - but i liked his articles =)
˛ Eerie ˛ - good way..
˛ Rattle ˛ - coolie.. what about the h03's and cDc's.. did ya like them
too?
˛ Eerie ˛ - emags.. well, i think jonas is elite.. as for the other emags
i dunno, bitch slap seems to be the best art mag out there.. even if its
sometimes biased, as mca would put it 'acid propaganda' =)
˛ Eerie ˛ - didnt have the time to read hoe and cdc <shrug>
˛ Rattle ˛ - read the cdc200.. that is like one of the best tphiles of
all time..
˛ Eerie ˛ - yea i started reading it.. it was cool
˛ Rattle ˛ - what do you think are the best ansi groups out there right
now?
˛ Eerie ˛ - actually the best tfile ever is npshit #4 but you guys cant
read it cuz its in french =)
˛ Eerie ˛ - ice, integrity, dark, then acid.
˛ Rattle ˛ - what about artists?
˛ Eerie ˛ - acid has lord jazz and halaster, tho.
˛ Edicius ˛ - whats your opinion on cia? where does that rank?
˛ Edicius ˛ - (i'm a cia boy. tehe. :>)
˛ Eerie ˛ - artists. right now i love stuff from magnetic m, iodine,
halaster, ummm.. i dunno..
˛ Eerie ˛ - grimlock
˛ Eerie ˛ - he'Ms rad
˛ Eerie ˛ - oh yea.. diehard too
˛ Eerie ˛ - speaking of cia =)
˛ Rattle ˛ - i like diehards stuff.. i have one of his first ansis.. :P
˛ Edicius ˛ - hehe.
˛ Rattle ˛ - phone.. brb
˛ Eerie ˛ - cia is okay, excepted some people in it are just totally dumb
˛ Edicius ˛ - every group has dumb people. like int has you. :>
˛ Rattle ˛ - i'll be back in 5 min.
˛ Edicius ˛ - dweeb. i'll take the interview now. :> for alittle.
˛ Eerie ˛ - rat - i have his first ansis too. i've been following his
carreer since broken <g>
˛ Eerie ˛ - edi - like cia has you fool!
˛ Eerie ˛ - ok
˛ Edicius ˛ - 33. fair. fair game. :> hehe.
˛ Edicius ˛ - what do you think about everyone complaining about the
'local scene'? any advice?
˛ Eerie ˛ - actually i think cia's mag is ridiculous.
˛ Eerie ˛ - my own local scene is very lame.
˛ Edicius ˛ - in bitchslap, someone suggested that ansi artists should do
work for local boards, and not the big ld board. do you aggree?
˛ Eerie ˛ - people think theyre too cool for the ansi scene so they start
ragging on it. bah i dont care. theres like 2 art boards here. toaster
and myriad synergy, jaydee's board, but i cant call either cuz they're
both local lds
˛ Edicius ˛ - you're long distance to your own board? heh. i know the
feeling. :>
˛ Eerie ˛ - i DO stuff for local boards.. free stuff, too. but only the
decent art boards.. i dont care about the rest since i dont even call it.
˛ Eerie ˛ - hell i did 100-liners for boards that never got up! =)
˛ Edicius ˛ - hehe. good man, good man. :>
˛ Edicius ˛ - what do you think or say to people that call you the
'biggest bastard in the scene'?
˛ Eerie ˛ - its important to keep the local scene alive..
˛ Rattle is back to the keyboard!
˛ Rattle ˛ - b00ka..
˛ Eerie ˛ - i would be tempted to say 'they are right' and that would
sound like i AM a bastard. actually what i want to say is that 95% of
people who hate me never talked to me and 95% of people who like me DID
talk to me or meet me or
˛ Eerie ˛ - something. i guess its food for thought
˛ Edicius ˛ - good point. before i started to know you, i personally
didn't care very much. but once i got to know you alittle better, you
are a pretty rad guy. :>
˛ Eerie ˛ - i sound like a bastard because of what a write and because of
a couple of lamer bashes here and there (coughxanaxcough) but i dont see
myself as a bastard.
˛ Eerie ˛ - ahah
˛ Eerie ˛ - see? =)
˛ Edicius ˛ - i see an artist in two forms. the type of work they put
out, and their attitude. if their work is good, i don't care about their
attitude.
˛ Eerie ˛ - man, i feel like i'm a big serial killer being interviewed
and saying 'i am not violent man, i do everything i do for love's sake'
˛ Edicius ˛ - 33. good analogy. :>
˛ Eerie ˛ - edi - and you thought my work sucked back then i guess =)
[ Conference '33 does everything for love' is now moderated by Rattle ]
˛ Edicius ˛ - 33. i thought you were alittle overratted, but very good
still. :>
˛ Eerie ˛ - natural born killer is a rad movie =)
˛ Eerie ˛ - ahahaha
˛ Eerie ˛ - '33 does everything for love'
˛ Edicius ˛ - what do you think about 'nig-speak'? and alot of ansi
artists trying to be down with the phunk in their ansis?
˛ Eerie ˛ - edi - i thought i was overrated too. but the fact is that i
brought a new style with me so people liked that. same thing with
chromatik, i have to admit i'm not too fond of his stuff but it IS new
and original.. but his best ansi
˛ Eerie ˛ - has to be the one he did for golgotha
˛ Edicius ˛ - that golgotha ansi was amazing.
˛ Eerie ˛ - bah. they can nig speak if they want, i mean, if they sound
like wanna-bes, they will be treated so. people dont get fooled easily.
˛ Eerie ˛ - yea. i loved it.
˛ Rattle ˛ - he does 'happy' ansis.. i like that..
˛ Eerie ˛ - it was THE MESSIEST ANSI EVER! but it was still NICE TO THE
EYE!
˛ Eerie ˛ - i did a happy ansi too
˛ Edicius ˛ - but, i mean, some of ansi artists that use the 'phunk' ansi
style, well, its stupid. some fonts are just a big line of red, and
there's the font. (look at the disco pack)
˛ Eerie ˛ - its of a raver chick.. man. you would saw that chick on the
street and you WOULD be happy =)
˛ Rattle ˛ - w00 w00..
˛ Eerie ˛ - and you would be even happier if she was in your bed naed
˛ Eerie ˛ - naked i mean
˛ Eerie ˛ - it will be in the next int pack hopefully
˛ Eerie ˛ - disco pack? its out?
˛ Edicius ˛ - yeah. came out a few days ago. don't have it on my,
deleted the zip. sorry. :>
˛ Rattle ˛ - hey, this is going in jonas.. what a opp for a board plug!@
tlorah - (609)698-1358 - nup: Rattle's Sucks Dinki - just so fuck elite,
jonas needs it to do its iviews..
˛ Edicius ˛ - (editors note, edit that last line)
˛ Edicius ˛ - :>
˛ Rattle ˛ - i believe i have it online.
˛ Eerie ˛ - about the phunk: i dig anything that is impressive,
especially fonts.. i love mca and jaydee's work.. i loved jsmoove's fonts
too cuz they were completely messy with awful colors. his undergrown logo
was superb
˛ Rattle ˛ - -- along with tlorah's other 0 day art/zines (that would be
at (609)698-1358)
˛ Eerie ˛ - i need it..
˛ Edicius ˛ - there's just something about it, i just don't see the font
in it. shrug.
˛ Eerie ˛ - i know some peepul in disco =)
˛ Eerie ˛ - edi - you talking to me now?
˛ Edicius ˛ - 33. that was just a thought out loud. :>
(Whisper) ˛ Rattle ˛ - ask him how much he masturbated.. america needs to
know..
˛ Edicius ˛ - 33. there's a burning question in the hearts and minds of
all people in the ansi scene, hell. everyone in the world needs to know.
˛ Edicius ˛ - how much do you masturbate?
˛ Rattle ˛ - here is comes..
˛ Rattle ˛ - yes!@
˛ Eerie ˛ - ahahahah
˛ Eerie ˛ - i dunno
˛ Eerie ˛ - i dont count =)
Edicius loses count after 10.
˛ Rattle ˛ - estimate..
˛ Edicius ˛ - another burning question. for us americans.
˛ Eerie ˛ - seriously, that was a joke started by deepstah when he said
'eerie will die of masturbating too much' in an interview.. then i dunno,
people started thinking i was actually focussing on masturbation
˛ Edicius ˛ - i focus on masturbation. :>
˛ Eerie ˛ - go go
˛ Edicius ˛ - WHAT THE FUCK IS THERE TO SEE IN CANADA?
˛ Eerie ˛ - edi - ahah.. well we both have no g/f my friend =)
˛ Eerie ˛ - nothing.
˛ Eerie ˛ - canada is plain dumb.
˛ Edicius ˛ - ok. that answers that. :>
˛ Eerie ˛ - dont come to canada.
˛ Eerie ˛ - it sucks.
˛ Rattle ˛ - eye have a g/f
˛ Eerie ˛ - well, prince edward island is cool.
˛ Eerie ˛ - rat - when i had a gf i didnt have to masterbate y know =)
˛ Eerie ˛ - i had to drop off school too tho.. ahahah..
˛ Rattle ˛ - ee: you didn't complete high school?
˛ Eerie ˛ - but i'll stop here, most people in the art scene arent old
enough to know this kind of stuff
˛ Eerie ˛ - yea, i did
˛ Eerie ˛ - i dropped off college
˛ Eerie ˛ - i'm coming back in sept tho
˛ Edicius ˛ - thats coo. what college?
˛ Rattle ˛ - ahh.. what was/is you major?
˛ Eerie ˛ - um, i cant really answer, colleges in quebec doesnt work the
same way as in the rest of canada and usa.
˛ Eerie ˛ - i'll do a jonas #10 ansi
˛ Eerie ˛ - if you promise me it will be the best issue EVER!!!!!
˛ Edicius ˛ - 33. it will be the best issue ever. i promise.
˛ Eerie ˛ - ok
˛ Edicius ˛ - i'll end the interview now, so i can go shower. :> just
one question.
[ Conference 'jONAS iS ELiTE' is now moderated by Rattle ]
˛ Edicius ˛ - if you were to die tommorow, whats one quote you'd like to
be rememebered by?
˛ Eerie ˛ - you have to be able to display it in the mag too.. with back
scrolling =) aha j/k
˛ Eerie ˛ - um
˛ Eerie ˛ - tough question =)
˛ Rattle ˛ - oh good one..
˛ Eerie ˛ - ...<thinking>
˛ Eerie ˛ - i seriously dunno, what did i say that was important enough?
˛ Edicius ˛ - shrug. be remembered for silence. :>
˛ Eerie ˛ - ahah
˛ Edicius ˛ - 33. oh!@ 'i know its the best mag right now'. - you on
undergrown. :>
˛ Rattle ˛ - no.. thats dumb..
˛ Eerie ˛ - theres a quote, but it doesnt come from the art scene
˛ Eerie ˛ - wait
˛ Eerie ˛ - ahahahahahahhahahah
˛ Edicius ˛ - i know its the best mag right now - you on jonas. :>
˛ Eerie ˛ - that was the dumbest thing they could do
˛ Rattle ˛ - edi: you will forever be remembered for over 1000 minuts on
the local chat board, and the public masterbation pride you show..
˛ Edicius ˛ - rat. just think, i'm resubscribing to cyberchat. :>
˛ Eerie ˛ - and then they go rating undergrown as best mag of the month
(tied to bslap but still..)
˛ Eerie ˛ - 'i know its the best mag right now' - eerie on jonas
˛ Eerie ˛ - 'wake the fuck up!' - edicius on eerie
˛ Edicius ˛ - no. :> how about.
˛ Edicius ˛ - 'i know its the best mag right now' - eerie on jonas
˛ Edicius ˛ - 'yea!@ go brother!@' -- edicius to eerie
˛ Eerie ˛ - man, THAT owuld be funny!
˛ Edicius ˛ - :>
˛ Rattle ˛ - 'do me a ascii' -edi
˛ Eerie ˛ - ahah
˛ Eerie ˛ - wait
˛ Eerie ˛ - alright, heres the quote i want to be remembered for
˛ Eerie ˛ - C'est dans la solitude qu'est engendrÇe l'attitude
permettant la
˛ Eerie ˛ - comprÇhension des choses qui Çchappent au commun des mortels.
˛ Rattle ˛ - fuck..
˛ Eerie ˛ - now i know, its in french, but hey
˛ Eerie ˛ - =)
˛ Edicius ˛ - can you transcribe it? :>
˛ Rattle ˛ - translation?
˛ Eerie ˛ - damn, i dunno how to translate it.. 'solitude bears the
attitude allowing comprehension of things that common mortals dont
understand'
˛ Eerie ˛ - something like that
˛ Eerie ˛ - rat - oh yea
˛ Eerie ˛ - will do
˛ Edicius ˛ - 33. nice quote, very nice quote.
˛ Edicius ˛ - and with that, the interview is done.
-eof
