"No Way Dude..." #1
by 4-0
A collection of weird stories (probably bull) from the internet.
1)
A young lad with a blind date arranged for later in the evening decided to chance his luck and stopped by a pharmacy that afternoon to pick up some condoms. As usual in these circumstances, the lad was pretty nervous, and so to cover his fear he joked to the pharmacist about how he planned to "get lucky" that night. The pharmacist grinned and wished him luck. That night, the teenager strolled up to his date's house and rang the doorbell. The girl's father answered the door and the lad's face suddenly expressed shock. "So, still feeling lucky?" asked the pharmacist, standing in the door looking angry.
2)
During the course of a biology lecture concerning the human reproductive system, the teacher mentioned that one of the major components of human ejaculate is fructose, a complex sugar. A puzzled look crossed the face of one of the female students and she quickly raised her hand and blurted out "Why does it taste salty then?" The class immediately burst into laughter and after a brief pause the girl realised the implication of her question, turned bright red and bolted out of the classroom.
3)
At an Iraqi wedding reception, a group of Sunni Muslims showed off their love for Saddam Hussein by stabbing themselves with long skewers and sticking swords into their abdomens. One man even shot himself in the stomach with a gun, watched by Saddam's sons Odai and Qusai.
4)
After prisoner Eddy Tansil escaped from an Indonesian prison, his guard admitted that Tansil had given him $400 but denied it was a bribe. On trial, he claimed that Tansil had rewarded him for being good at his jail-keeping job. "I only took the money as a tip," he said.
