The Blonde Test
Try this if you dare !
NB: You must write down or remember your answers and DON'T CHEAT!!!!!
- Do we have a 4th of July in England? Yes/No
- How many birthdays does the average man have?
- Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
- Is it legal for a man in Scotland to marry his widow's sister? Yes/No
- Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
- If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
- A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half an hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
- A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
- How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
- A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
- How many two pence stamps are there in a dozen?
- A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country would you bury the survivors?
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The "R U Blonde" Test, Your Evaluation
Give yourself one point for each correct answer..... Good luck!
- Is there a fourth of July in England?
Yes, it comes after the third of July!
- How many birthdays does the average man have?
Just one!
- Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
12, all of them!
- Is it legal for a man in Scotland to marry his widow's sister?
No - because he is dead!
- Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60!)
- If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
2, you took them, remember?
- A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour.
How many minutes would the pills last?60 minutes, Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd.
- A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
9 (If 8 out of 17 die, all but 9 die, eh?)
- How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
Zero...it wasn't Moses..it was Noah - A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
Meat, a butcher weighs meat!
- How many two pence stamps are there in a dozen?
There are 12 -2 pence stamps in a dozen!
- A plane crashes on the Canadian - US border. In which country do you bury the survivors?
The survivors would probably rather wait until they die to be buried!
Add Your Score... How did you do?
Correct Answers Rating
11 - 12 Black hair
9 - 10 Brown hair
6 - 8 Light brown hair
3 - 5 Dark Blonde hair
1 - 2 Light Blonde hair
0 Blonde
