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WaVe iSSUE #6 07-01-91
.˙˘ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ/\/-Ø> inTroduction <Æ-\/\ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ˘˙. cL!
jAAAAAABBBBBAAAA dAAAAAAABAAAAAAAAA DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
No, you are not reading the 'Monomedia-Flintstone-Book'... we are a lot better!
This is WaVe magazine issue #6, and you are not the only reader anymore, but as
far as we checked one of ninehundretfourtyeightmillionsixtyeightthousandeleven
totally addicted readers. As usual we are late, but from time to time our ex-
cuse gets better! WaVe#6 was ready right at noon 07-01, but my (our) @d#!ucking
InterNet-Provider decided to crash his HD and so all week long all i could do
was running wild and waiting until those idiots re-installed their server.
Though, you probably don't care a bit about this story it's the damn truth, but
we overcome anything to get our baby born every month.
This time we are looking forward to get even more reactions from you.
After issue#5 was released we got many, many emails and 'personal' reactions,
and quite all said the same:
- 'WaVe is great, but it's not big enough.'
- 'I like reading WaVe, but why only once a month?'
- 'WaVe's styling is ok, but the reader and the music is not that good!'
Well... i don't know yet if we are able to reduce the release-frequency to two
or even one week, but we are working on that. What we need to do so is at least
ONE more chief editor who is REALLY, REALLY willing and able to work hard for
WaVe. What has already been changed is the executable! We are quite proud, that
we can present you the new layout, which has really improved. But, nothing is
perfect and really finished and for sure not a magazine, so if you got some
critizism we'd be glad to receive it and try to change. It's just like being
a democratic-voter: if you participate you can change something - if not all you
can do is hope, that the idiots who rule do forsee your likings. And... damnit!,
but how the fuck should i know what the hell ya like?
About the size... i am sorry, but i have to tell ya: IT'S SMALLER than all the
others before! This is not because we are all lazy (that was clear since our
first issue!), but that two writers of our main-staff are on vacation and two
others did not find the time to contribute, because of school-work. I myself
was fuckin' busy with coding the new thingie and developing the absolutely new
layout of WaVe, which we'll (if all works the way we want it to) be able to
present with issue#7 next month. For so long all i can do is hope, that you
enjoy those 900 lines of garbage and respond to it.
May the Carrier be with You. - cL! -
.˙˘ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ-/\/-Ø> WaVe GuidE <Æ-\/\ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ-˘˙. cL!
ƒƒƒƒØ> ARTICLE <ƃƒƒƒƒƒƒ-Ø> AUTHOR(s) <ƃƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒØ> aRT_ID.DiZ <ƃƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ
Introduction ≥ chug Lee ≥ this one always starts the stupidity
WaVe GuidE ≥ chug Lee ≥ follow me, and gain some plan
iNTERvIEWS ≥ Marbz & Raptor ≥ our first real oNLiNE cHAT...
iNTERNET iNFO 4 WaVe ≥ chug Lee ≥ email and such thingies....
LiTeraTurE ≥ chug Lee ≥ poem:'This'
≥ chug Lee ≥ poem:'confidence'
≥ chug Lee ≥ poem:'getting better'
≥ november ≥ poem:'The great fillin Station Holdup'
≥ november ≥ poem:'The PeanutButter Conspiracy'
wHAT iF ≥ chug Lee ≥ receiving some bad results...
cAPTuRES ≥ chug Lee ≥ all i wanna do - is get your cap...
GaGa PaGe ≥ BSU, TC, cL! ≥ you live, you read, you learn...
Top Ten Ger-Traders ≥ Jester Radics ≥ a summary of average trading-week
aDS and aRTS ≥ WaVe ≥ EMPIRE, SAC / BD, RaVe
the world of USB ≥ NataN ≥ killing me softly... with his smell...
going PubliC ≥ ex-daruis-staff≥ some release thing... farewell!
GermaN Game Report ≥ sNOOP & co. ≥ simple release-ratings...
StiX PPe pREViEW ≥ Elvin Nox ≥ lazy-butt is talking....
SubScriBinG ≥ WaVe ≥ some could really want to read WaVe...
gREEEETINGs ≥ all together ≥ you, you and YOU are all mentioned!
DISCLAIMER ≥ WaVe ≥ legal stuff.. don't care, don't read.
.˙˘ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ/\/-Ø> iNTERviEW <Æ-\/\ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ˘˙. mZ & Rap
<Marbz> OK...sup this is Marbz from Wave Magazine.
<Marbz> What is your full nick and what affils do you currently have?
<Raptor> My full nick/handle is Raptor. My current affils are PWA and Amnesia.
<Marbz> Do you run a BBS?
<Raptor> Technically no. I am more of the political man of
the board. If it came down to the point of saying, "Are you
the Sys-Op?" The answer is no.
<Marbz> What is the name of the board and what a/c do you guys
run from? Who are the Sys-Ops?
<Raptor> The name of the board is Carnel Infatuation and
that is with an "E." We mispelled purposely. The board
is ran in 713. The Sys-Op is Stratocaster and I would be
the Co on the board. There are some other participants
but we need not to name them. It is indeed a team-ran
board though.
<Marbz> Who are the top traders on your board and what affils
does the board have?
<Raptor> Top traders would include Mr Skill, Oyl Patch,
Xwing, and Sentinal. These guys have been very
constistant. Don't get me wrong, there have been other
very good traders there, but constistancy is ideal for a
good trader. The boards affils include PWA and Amnesia,
but not limited to those two nor will end there.
<Marbz> In your own opinion who do you think is the better utils
group....DOD or PWA? and Why?
<Raptor> In my opinion, I would say PWA. DOD has been
there but with the recent changes, that cannot be said
anymore. PWA is an example. If there is a summit to
reach, it is PWA. Quality is a basis for PWA. Although
many of the pirates out there do not use the software we
release regularly, many people who work in the industry
with high-end software would appreciate our products, in
a sense. The arguement will be based upon quality
versus quantity - which is true.
The basis of being a good util group is reputation,
releases and the constistancy to release and quality. I
believe PWA fits these standards better than any other
group out there now. It would be a very hard arguement
to beat, too.
<Marbz> Do you think that PWA and DOD will ever merge? If
yes...why? If no why not?
<Raptor> Odd question. Many of the guys in both PWA and
DOD are fairly good friends. Quackers did come over
with a few of his buddies, not a "real" merge. I doubt a
merge will happen. Many of the DOD people believe that
they will be fucked if a merge was to occur. Then there
are a few who just do not like some of the PWA members.
Merges are funny. If the merge was to occur, it would
definitely standardize the utility portion of the scene not
saying everyone will.
<Raptor> real competitive area to be in. Competition
involves trading and gaming. Those die-harders
(competition-wise) out there would definitely be against
the merge.
<Marbz> I agree and think util groups as big as you two would
standardize the utility scene.
Did you start out in PWA or were you in DOD at any time
in your career?
<Raptor> Standardization is not all that bad. You loose
competition (MS products mainly), but you gain working
utilities for the most part.
<Raptor> I did not start in PWA. I first spoke with Scrooge
on joining DOD, but I vehemently wanted to speak with
Jimmy Jamez on joining. Scrooge gave me a
"run-around" on how he was the US coordinator and such
forth. I said piss on that and I spoke with Liquidater.
Three utilities and I was in SCuM.
<Marbz> Was there a problem with SCuM that made you turn to
PWA or what changed your mind?
<Raptor> There was not a problem with SCuM. Liquidater
was busy with the personal life, and he was indeed the
man who ran the show. It got slow, so Liquidator set up a
merge of the current SCuM people into PWA. It was a
"wham-bam-thank-you-mam" type of merge.
<Marbz> Well man..I wish you the best of luck with PWA, AMNESIA
and the board. Thanks for your time.
.˙˘ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ/\/-Ø> GaGa PaGe <Æ-\/\ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ˘˙. cL/TC/BSU
HiDy! This time i found some help for the fun-part of WaVe magazine. Though i am
damn angry at Jay Dee, this motherfucking, dumbo-sucking, ass-licking, wine-
pissing, silver-shitting, mouth-rotten and nose-diggin' asshole promised me to
do a GaGa-PaGe the good-old-style, but as always this hornBAG dildo didn't keep
his promise. So, The Chieftain and ByteSucker joined the WaVe writing team and
what resulted from our arguing is written below....
We decided to pick up the first GaGa-IdeA. Group-Shortcuts are partailly really
hard to understand. I mean... a group-name represents the mentality and person-
ality of its members, and with only the shortcut a group-FAN could be misled and
perhaps think the wrong thing... So, here we go and give you the FULL NAME of
the groups:
AMN Ø American Monster Nuts
PSG Ø Panic-Sucking Gurus
NPM Ø Need Panties, Mommy
EMP Ø Elderly Motherfuckers Paradise
DOD Ø Dancing Organ-Dealers
DWN Ø Damn Weeny Nostrilhairs
RZR Ø Rapeed Zombies Raving
DNS Ø Doing Necrophile Sex
CIA Ø Carrying Impotence Assholes
NRG Ø Nasty Randy Guide-dog
PWA Ø Plastic Woman Amusement
PSH Ø Peep Show Heroes
FIFO Ø Frigid Idiots From Ombassa
AOF Ø Assholes Offering Fluids
UCF Ø Until Chash Flows
FBI Ø Fuckers By Insanity
UGI Ø Urgent Genitals Instructor
HBD Ø Hyper Breakfast Delegation
TAC Ø Topless Against Cocks
CB4 Ø Crazy B 4
TRN Ø Terribly Ruling Nymphomaniacs
DOM Ø Damn Oily Masturbation
ROR Ø Rocking Older Rastellys
ATA Ø At Toilet Abyss
SAC Ø Sex And Carramba
PLS Ø Pissing Lacks Style
COPS Ø Cuffing Only Penis-Stars
signin' off... bsu, TC and cL!
.˙˘ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ/\/-Ø> LiteraturE <Æ-\/\ ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ˘˙.
This cL!
ƒƒƒƒ
This will be
the last time
your sun goes 'found my moon.
This has been
the first sign
of your attitude, that makes me feel like a toon.
This once was
the beginning
of my love to you.
This has become
the moment
your warnings faded from false to true.
This is just
what i've been waiting for.
This is You -
but i can't stand You anymore.
confidence cL!
ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ
better stay - out of my way.
better see - that i'll force you to bend your knee.
better sell - me your soul now.
better tell - me that you'll take a bow.
If you don't follow my advice
i'll crush your heart and soul and use your brain to feed white mice.
gettin' better cL!
ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ
i dream and dare,
look out for the signs that say 'beware'.
i think and thank,
demonstrate for peace - against the tank.
my world became better,
now i am ready to rule.
i changed my dream and thought,
now i am the teacher and life's getting taught.
i drug and deal,
hate's all i can feel.
i draw my gun and shoot some cop,
.. finally....my life's become a bigtime flop.
The Great Fillin Station Holdup nOV
ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ
When I pulled up to the regular pump I was feeling quite at ease.
I rolled down my window and told the man, 50 cents worth please.
Then out jumped my partner with his trusty pelet gun,
Said boy this is a hold up keep a pumpin and dont run.
We got 15 dollars and a can of STP.
A big ol jar of cashew nuts and a Japanese TV.
Feeling we had pulled the biggest hiest of our career
we're wanted men we'll strike again, but first lets have a beer.
We were sittin in the Krystal about as drunk as we could be,
when in walks the deputy sherif and he's holdin our TV.
He ruffed us and cuffed us and took us off to jail.
No pictures on a poster, no reward and no bail.
Now I wish I was somewhere other than here,
down in some honky tonk sippin on a beer.
Cause that great fillin station holdup cost me two good years.
PeanutButter Conspiracy nOV
ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ
Lookin back at my hard luck days
I really do got to laugh.
Workin in a dye for 26 dollars
spending it all on grass.
We were hungry hard luck people
tring just to stay alive.
We'd go down to the corner grocery
and this is how we'd survive.
Whose gonna steal the peanutbutter,
I'll get the can of sardines.
Runnin up and down the isles of the mini-mart
stickin food in our jeans.
We never took more than we could eat
there was plenty left on the rack
and we all swore if we ever got rich
that we'd pay the mini-mart back.
It was a two man operation
had it all down on a note.
Ricky would watch that big round mirror
and I'd fill up my coat.
Then we'd head to the checkout isle
with a lemon and a bottle of beer.
Into the car got to make it on home
supper time getting near.
I guess every good pirate has had his hard times
I've sure had my share.
Its really kinda funny to laugh at now
but I dont want to go back there.
So every now and then when Im in the grocery
I'll take a little but not much
cause you never know when those hard times will hit you
and I dont want to loose my touch.
.˙˘ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ/\/-Ø> iNTERNETy <Æ-\/\ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ˘˙. cL!
Once again it time to creep on the floor for me....
I BID you to .... write us some email ... our address is:
WaVe@ccnux.utm.my
you can also write to the editors personally...
chug Lee : chugLee@ccnux.utm.my
Marbz : none yet... email cL .. he's pass it to marbz.
RaVe : none yet... sorry.. chug will post it on ...
Also there is an IRC channel for WaVe... called #WAVE ;)
As usually we have a damn problem with the channel... there is some stupid,
sucking BOT called JABASRV (or something). He takes over the channel sometimes,
so if you could help us kicking this idiot you're welcome...
Our own BOTs are not able to send WaVe issues yet, but we're working on that.
Many people are asking for previous WaVe issues... Well... as mentioned:
the bots are not able to dcc WaVe issues, we have not found an FTP site for WaVe
up to know and the Web-Page is far, far away as noone seems to be able to help
us there.
The other problem is, that the editing staff LOST issue 2 and 3 .. shame on us,
but we can't help it.. the after the damn bust we could not revover all the lost
data...
In general you can get the issues by joining WaVe-channel on irc and asking for
them.. as soon as we get some FTP site or a WeB page we'll have a special issue!
Last (and least):
WaVe is now looking for DCC couriers. Means... we want some people who get the
issue right after the release and go around the channels and DCC them to anyone
who shows interest (and even to those who do not ;)) ...
Ok, think this is all about iNet this time... hope you'll respond!
- WaVe -
.˙˘ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ/\/-Ø> wHAT iF <Æ-\/\ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ˘˙. cL!
NO REACTION on our email-action... seems like the EVIL editors checked them or
they just didn't consider them to be interesting... So, i'll look for some
better thing this month... expect some more fun-thing next issue...sorry.
.˙˘ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ/\/-Ø> cAPTuRES <Æ-\/\ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ˘˙. cL!
This is a new part of WaVe MaG and i think it can be a steady and quite good
one. A capture can sometimes be really unfair, and it would show a wrong picture
of the writer, so i decided to make it harder to guess the handles.
I also thought of making a story out of the caps i collected, but then i decided
to let them stand for themselves and let you draw your own (hopefully funny)
conclusions. But, i will comment on some... can't help that...
I also wasn't sure if i should correct spelling and stuff, so now i will not
correct the mistakes, that could push forward some impression. So, here they
are... 40 things a lonely trader had to read without knowing for what he
deserved all this...
[01]
*B????a???* yeh tongues are good the longer the better!
[02]
*B????a???* hahah but have you heard ours when we are wild
[03]
*B????a???* nah you kinky or what or just hard?
[04]
*B????a???* yeh he is cool he can talk for hrs!! :]
Ø impotence is a hard thing...
[05]
*B????a???* better not be hornbag :]
*B????a???* well ozzie slang mean your randy excited hahahah
Ø useful to know...
[06]
*B????a???* really well i dont mind age is of no importance :]
Ø but of impotence...?
[07]
*B????a???* i have a close friend he is 54 really
Ø see what i mean?!
[08]
*B????a???* just sitting nothing
Ø i knew that...
[09]
*B????a???* hmmm soo young and sweet :] i have friend i have
Ø why do i have to hear this gay talks?
[10]
*B????a???* yeh i know i went in the sex channel and its sick
they are all deseperate one guy sent me his pci hahah
[11]
*B????a???* you teasing me ?
[12]
*B????a???* dustball or scrotum ?
Ø 54? ... the same!
[13]
*B????a???* you just like to tease girls i bet you have some power yeh
{half a horse-power...}
[14]
*B????a???* no your job me i go bed soon 5 mins
Ø call 800-fast-sex....
[15]
*B????a???* hahahhah yeh but its slow for me :} you go sex
Ø ask for your money back...
[16]
-> *B????a???* honey, gotta go and get ya. my master said so.
Ø i DID NOT TYPE THIS.. no no no.... this was my errr... yeah! big sister! she
did it!
[17]
*B????a???* give me time first my life is in disorder the net
[18]
*P???i???* you want to buy rolls of used toiletpaper ?
[19]
<P???i???> hey how about buttbrushes ?
Ø i was close to send the offer into sex-channel...
[20]
<P???i???> nonono ..... i need more business .. how about tootbrushes
used on my dogs teeth ?
[21]
<P???i???> ahh ok. .. well maybe some hairspray then .. you know you can
trim that nostrilhair
Ø i am NOT Al Bundy!
[22]
<P???i???> WELL DONT BUY ANYTHING THEN .. IM GONNA GO
SELL MY HISTORIC RELICS TO SOME OTHER CHANNEL .. OHH
AND BELIEVE ME .. THERE WILL BE BUYERS .. OHH YES SIR ..
THERE WILL BE BUYERS .. YOU YOU YOU TIGHT ASS
Ø he's right.. my ass is hard like stone... muscles only!
[23]
<B????a???> go to the sex channel and get some hot pussy
[24]
-Jabasrv- Welcome to #wave! 8) Ykk is NOT a zipper!
Ø this is in to show you the idiotic, fucking, sucking BOT, that keeps WaVe
channel occupied! if you have some idea how to get this taiwan-dondo out of
my channel -> tell me!
[25]
<B???^??> sorry man ... I hit him with my best shot and he's still here !
Ø to remind you-i am not hanging around in gay channels! ONLY trading channels!!
[26]
<N?????e?> ok empserv lets go outside
Ø one thing's for sure... a roBOT has some hard parts for you....
[27]
<?r???0???> op me you whores.
Ø don't we all have such problems?
[28]
<S??????> trying to get your shit together ;)
Ø shit in pieces would not be so funny, eh?
[29]
<g?????> Who the fuck handels bbs couriers here ?
Ø depends on what kind of handling you prever...
[30]
<?????a???> all they interested in most is sex or cars or drink
Ø i prefer ... and ... and ...
[31]
<?????a???> yeh i am naugthy i dont pay :}
Ø yeah, you are naughty and you don't get a shot :}
[32]
<???0??> I use hustler once in a blue moon
Ø i am hustling to get a blue moon.
[33]
<???0??> we have THE woman ;]
Ø we have THE problem.
[34]
<m????y> Well...I'm outta here for now...gotta spend some quality time
with her...b4 we hit the sack ;->
Ø before you get sacked by your wife you mean, eh?
[35]
<_V???????> yeah.. sure, u want chicken with that 2?
Ø i want 2 chicks !?
[36]
<?y?????K> need something new to spread
Ø your device ain't working no more, eh?
[37]
<A????h???> dark: msg botfuck i
Ø so, you wanna botfuck in the dark? what kind of stupid code is that?
[38]
<?????ra?> dont call me bro in public you dumbass
Ø use a blood-test, homo!
[39]
<P???i???> hahahaha gdamn .. if i only had a split personality :)
Ø before you split your personality you should buy a brain.
[40]
<?_??> chug: give him a big hug from me..
Ø i am in NO way willing to hug a guy, ok!? got me know?! no FUCKING chance.
.˙˘ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ/\/-Ø> TopTen Couriers <Æ-\/\ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ˘˙. JR
TOP 10 COURIERS
of the TOP 3 BOARDS in GERMANY
week 06/10/96 - 06/17/96
1. Chub Druid TGA-RAPIER-XF-XADI 760.995.940
2. Christo FATE 313.090.042
3. Jester Radics [RAPIER*CB4] 291.405.373
4. Uridius TGA - STARGATE 179.478.576
5. Maxiline DYNASTY 151.449.657
6. Starx EXILE 131.608.015
7. Thunder! LAST RESORT - DYNASTY 131.146.585
8. Jase7 CRYSTAL LAKE 124.492.097
9. Da Conspirancy DARKLANDS 120.827.921
10. Xerxes LKCC 100.571.137
notes: * NO sysop-trading
* only boards with 0-5/7 DAY wares
{ cL!: it's really hard to read such figures. Those numbers are really summed
up from three boards! Germans (and BBS traders overall) should really get
their asses movin' again! }
.˙˘ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ/\/-Ø> aDS / aRTS <Æ-\/\ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ˘˙.
* EMPIRE ANSIs : view the ansis yourself... /GFX !!!
- bd-empir.ans
- bd-emp.ans
* SAC ANSI : view the ansis yourself... /GFX !!!
- rv-sac.ans
* CyGNUS ANSI : view the ansis yourself... /GFX !!!
- cyg.ans
.˙˘ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ/\/-Ø> USB-BUS <Æ-\/\ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ˘˙. NN
Everyone is talking about the NEW way of connecting components to a PC. Many
people use the shortcut USB and don't really know what the hell it means or
how it works. So, if you are one of those i hope this will help you:
Overview:
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Oki, first USB means 'Universal Serial Bus'(c) and is mainly developed by Intel
(c) in cooperation with MS, Compaq, Digital, IBM, NEC, and Northern Telecom (c)
(c) (c) (c) (c) (c) (c).
It is planed as a replacement for the serial (0,1MB/s), parallel(5MB/s) and
the keyboard cables and all other low-band-width, low-price external periphery.
Tech:
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To one USB-port you can connect up to 127 devices recognized by Bug&Pray, that
share the 12 MB/s band-width. That's for example enough for a MPEG-II-stream
(10MB/s), so you can plug a digital VCR or TV into a USB. Of course you can also
connect printers, scanners, modems, your mouse, ISDNs, telephones (TAPI), ... .
But the main thing is the price. USB is very cheap 'cause the peripherial
chipset doesn't need to be Einstein. Nearly all work is done by the USB-master-
controller which is already placed in the mainboard-chipset (PIIX 3) and so
the controller costs nearly nothing.
Future:
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The market is hoping for a big rush 'cause every new mainboard and OS has USB
already integrated. The snag is that you'll need new devices or adapters to take
part in this new era of compatiblity, usability and performance (hahaha ...:-),
so it's only interesting for those who plan to buy a new mainboard and new
periphery. I suppose that the first stuff should be available in November on
Comdex Fall'96. But the real rush will then begin next year. The future of USB
seems to be excellent since all the power of Intel (c) and Microshit (c) (so
nearly all other companies, too) :-( are behind the project.
For more surf to http://www.teleport.com/~usb
Bye by NataN (c).
.˙˘ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ/\/-Ø> going Public <Æ-\/\ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ˘˙. ???
To explain: This text was emailed to WaVe and a close friend and writer of WaVe
asked me to print it, so here it is:
Attention all SYSOPS:
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Early this year DARIUS released a package called 'Intersolve PVCS Tracker',
which is about 8 disks and PWA released a program called 'Visual Developers
Suit - Spring edition'(24 disks).
I was the supplier for both the releases for both groups.
Intersolve Corporation in the US are cracking down on boards who have this
software online or in archive. I urge all sysops to remove and delete these
files. They are really pissed off that we cracked their $5000 dollar program.
I urge you to take this seriously, we dont want any sysops to get
in trouble over this matter.
The file names to delete are: DRSTRAC1.ZIP ... DRSTRAC8.ZIP
Intersolv PVCS Tracker v3.0 [01/08]
. ________________________________ .
:\\__ ___ ________ __ _ ___//======:
| _/ _/ \/ __/ /_____ .\ [dRS95]|
: \___ _\\___\. .\\\ : .\_======:
+-----|______// --|_____/\________/------+
:\\ D a r i u s N i n e t y F i v e //:
[-M8-] --==| MOTiV8 |==-- [-M8-]
The file names to delete are: PWAVDS01.ZIP ... PWAVDS24.ZIP
Visual Developers Suite Deal [XX/24]
Spring 1996 Version For Win 3.1/95
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Please spread this file and its message to all boards in
Australia/USA/Canada/Europe...
--From the Ex-Darius Senior Staff.
.˙˘ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ/\/-Ø> GermaN gAMES reporT <Æ-\/\ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ˘˙.
THE GERMAN GAMES REPORT BY SNOOP AND DA CONSPIRACY II/96
GROUPS/RELEASES ≥DISKS≥ RATING ≥ INFOS
ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ≥ƒƒƒƒƒ≥ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ≥ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ
BACKLASH ≥ ≥ ≥
- BAD MOJO GERMAN ≥ 75 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛˛.....]+ ≥ OVERLENGTH !!!
- TOP GUN GERMAN ≥ 11 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛˛˛˛˛..]+ ≥
- F1 MANAGER GERMAN ≥ 15 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛˛˛˛...]+ ≥ BLH FIX REQUIRED
- AH64D-LONGBOW GERMAN ≥ 53 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛˛˛˛˛˛.]+ ≥ OVERLENGTH !!!
- RETURN FIRE GERMAN ≥ 6 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛˛˛....]+ ≥
- NET MECH CRACK-FIX ≥ 1 ≥ -[˛˛........]+ ≥
≥ ≥ ≥
DYNASTY ≥ ≥ ≥
- SURVIVAL GERMAN VERSION ≥ 1 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛......]+ ≥
- UEFA EURO 96 GERMAN ≥ 8 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛˛˛....]+ ≥
- UEFA EURO 96 SPEECH ADD ON ≥ 21 ≥ -[˛.........]+ ≥
- UEFA EURO 96 MUSIC ADD ON ≥ 6 ≥ -[˛.........]+ ≥
- SHELL SHOCK GERMAN ≥ 15 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛˛˛˛...]+ ≥
- PC PACK ≥ 2 ≥ -[˛.........]+ ≥
- FAST ATTACK GERMAN ≥ 18 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛˛˛˛˛..]+ ≥
- AGENT XXL GERMAN ≥ 51 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛˛.....]+ ≥ OVERLENGTH !!!
- BEYOND THE DARK PORTAL GERMAN≥ 14 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛˛˛˛˛˛.]+ ≥
- NORMALITY ENGLISH -> GERMAN ≥ 1 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛˛˛˛...]+ ≥
- FREE SPIRIT GERMAN ≥ 8 ≥ -[˛˛........]+ ≥
- SKAT 2095 GERMAN ≥ 3 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛˛˛....]+ ≥
- WINSKAT GERMAN ≥ 14 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛˛.....]+ ≥
- STRIKE BASE GERMAN ≥ 55 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛˛˛˛...]+ ≥ OVERLENGTH !!!
≥ ≥ ≥
ENERGY ≥ ≥ ≥
- SECRET MISSIONS GERMAN ≥ 5 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛......]+ ≥
- SECRET MISSIONS ADD ON ≥ 15 ≥ -[˛.........]+ ≥
≥ ≥ ≥
SCANDAL ≥ ≥ ≥
- ELIZABETH I. GERMAN ≥ 32 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛˛˛˛...]+ ≥
- KARMA FLUCH DER 12 HOEHLEN ≥ 26 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛˛˛....]+ ≥
≥ ≥ ≥
ZIP DEALERS ≥ ≥ ≥
- MARTINI RACING GERMAN ≥ 8 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛˛˛....]+ ≥
≥ ≥ ≥
ZYLON ≥ ≥ ≥
- NORMALITY GERMAN ≥ 23 ≥ -[˛˛˛˛˛˛˛...]+ ≥
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THIS MONTH CHARTS ≥ P. ≥ ALL TIME CHARTS ≥ P. ≥
ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ≥ƒƒƒƒ≥ ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ≥ƒƒƒƒ≥
DYNASTY ≥ 69 ≥ DYNASTY ≥132 ≥
BACKLASH ≥ 37 ≥ BACKLASH ≥ 60 ≥
SCANDAL ≥ 13 ≥ ZYLON ≥ 22 ≥
ZYLON ≥ 7 ≥ ENERGY ≥ 14 ≥
ZIP DEALERS ≥ 6 ≥ SCANDAL ≥ 13 ≥
ENERGY ≥ 5 ≥ AMF ≥ 7 ≥
ZIP DEALERS ≥ 6 ≥
.˙˘ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ/\/-Ø> StiX ppE <Æ-\/\ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ˘˙. ÓÔ
Do you remember the top-10-stats in the amiga-mags? For me that always was
the most interesting part of the mag. That was one reason why we started our
mag. We planed to include lots of very nice stats. All we need is a little
PPE which calculates everything. Well and i said "sure i will write that
ppe, no prob!" - shit, next time i'll keep my mouth shut hehe. It's not sooo
hard to write it, but it's a lot of work and i'm (maybe you know that) very
lazy. But finally i started to write the ppe(s). And maybe this article will
help to finish it :).
What it already does is:
- save dayly, weekly, monthly, yearly, alltime stats for every user
- handle up to 999 gig ul/dl bytes
- it's much faster than all the other stat-progs
- really REAL-time-update. it sorts right before it views the stats (and its
still fast)
- views all the "normal" stats like weekly,monthly,alltime up/downloaders
what the unfinshed ppes will do:
- calculate one wave-stat-file each month with which i will calculate:
˘ user-stats: top-traders, top-leachers, top-callers (# of logins), msg wr.
˘ top-bbs bbses: sorted by: Bytes uploaded, Bytes downloaded,
users called, messages written, logins
So, what you will see in future are all those nice stats which we all miss in
the pc-mags. The reason why i wrote the article is that we need as many boards
as possible, that include the PPE. So, if you want to be a part of the WaVe-
bbs/trader-stats then contact one of the WaVe members or write to:
˙ logan@ccnux.utm.my
˙ chugLee@ccnux.utm.my
˙ WaVe@ccnux.utm.my
or join #WAVE and try to reach chug Lee, me or one of the other WaVe-members.
Right now the PPE is still beta and i dunno if it's bugfree. I think i will
release it at the beginning of august => first stats in the september-mag.
So, write a mail with your bbs-number or inet-address or tell me how i can
reach you.
.˙˘ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ/\/-Ø> SuBscriBinG <Æ-\/\ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ˘˙.
As we are pirates (and fuckin' proud of it) we stole an idea... though i think
our team was bright enough to come up with such an idea itself.
YOU can subscribe to WaVe MaGazine! This means: you give us your email address
and we will (try to) send you the new issue right after it's released!
From now on we will include a list with all subscribers, so be sure to get
listed! To do so email us your email to 'wave@ccnux.utm.my' .
.˙˘ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ/\/-Ø> gREETINGs <Æ-\/\ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ˘˙. WaVe
RaVe calls out to
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Logan : "What are u doing?! Let's rock!"
cL! : "Cool new coding ... that's what we need ... do some more."
tHe DRuid: "Let's surf next time ... i will come soon."
Dymant : "Thx for spending me some money for calling the mci ... but
i think i need more pennys -:)))"
JD : "ehehheh i hope i can do a blue menu for ya diz year -:)"
Julie : "Stoopp chatting with me ... i need my money for calls-:)"
Avenger : "Cool business man... i'll call u"
RoY : "Hi Boss, I will do some more for the SAC next time ... we
must talk again about Visual .. u know!"
SPooN : "Coolest Techno,Rave, Trance in the scene ... "
Villain : "U sucker ... where are uuuuUUUUUUU?`?!"
Tyger : "I will do a logon ansi for ur pain ppes in future !"
Greets also to all SAC and CYGNUS members ...
!-!
chugyyyyy will shoot:
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Marbz : you holy idiot run around in my fucking country and i don't know
who or where you are. i'll definately kill you when i get over the
ocean myself!
Logan : nice-price time is over, buddy!
NataN : YES, i KNOW what a CASE X OF is!
JayDee : suck my dick and fuck your dogs! next time you promise something
better keep it!
TC : you're the most nerving idiot around. well.. sometimes :)
RaVe : we really needa talk about my new ideas for WaVe's styling!
Nemo : Mr. Criticism ;)
EmpirE : sorry guys, i am so fuckin' busy with WaVe and school and my provider
sucks big-time, but i'll start trading now...
the DRUID: man... i heard some wild storys! :))
Speedy : 4 years... that's still okay ;) ahhahah... for some people ;)
RCN : holy shit.. we'll grab you someday...
RioAndKen: well... i am still waiting :)
12172618 : people from israel who still know me... GUYS .. i am just tooooo
forgetful!
Prodigal : you're THE businessman, buddy!
and now... SPECIALS :
Tar Max : the most stupid being, that ever touched my hand... and... well ;)
BlackMagic : Talking.. just you and we, we're talking... 'bout phantasies, we
're talking until you come here to see.. yeahahahaaa
Julie : damn i finally made ISDN work.. we'll rock now, honey!
and anyone else who deserves some greet... my brain is just too small to keep
all your names, guys!
!-!
NataN wahuuus to:
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chugLee : nice computer you have (hehheahahahah...)
Jay Dee : suffer you thing
BlckMagic : A really lovely nice little Lady.
Logan : get a new graphic card, NOW
JabaSvr : burn in hell you fuck taiwan bot and never come back
NataN : "I'll be back"
!-!
Elvin thought of :
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chug Lee: "...." (siehst, mir faellt echt nix ein)
{ya see? i really can't think of anything...}
Samson : "keep smiling in your car - u never know where the camera is "
The Druid: "hope to see u on irc or on one of the upcoming telnet-nodes"
Hero: "call me. cL needs your oz-video"
Vast: "i sent u 200 tapes last week but they came back :)"
German-Police: "can you read this ?" (what a question)
Rave: "yes, i'm living - just wait some days. We will start some action soon"
Kiwi: "you know that there are no Kinderueberraschung in USA ?!?!"
This mags oldie-greeting:
Whiz: "Are u in germany now, or still in usa ? or dead ? If u are dead
then write a message (adr in stix-article) otherwise keep your mouth
shut :)"
(if u didn't understand all the shit above then don't care - only for insiders)
.˙˘ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ/\/-Ø> DISCLAIMER <Æ-\/\ƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒƒ˘˙.
The editing team is NOT resposible for anything written in this text-pack. With
no sense we want to push any sort of crime. All texts are PURE FICTION and do
not, and never will, show real facts or describe real actions. This magazine is
just for fun-reading and not for reality.
WaVe
