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Phruwt Issue 04 010
the cheap mans wayz to get high
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well.. I know how it is...
you: man.. lets get high
friend: fuck dude.. we have no drugz and hardly any money
you: fuk!!!! well how da fuk are we gonna get high???
friend: shit.. dunno.. ahhh fuk it! letz blow something up!
well.. blowing things up is fun.. but I'm way to wacked out to write a
file on how to blow shit up.. so read up and get high!
Since the world is so fuked today.. the price of drugz just gets higher
and higher.. ack! well.. here are wayz I have personaly tried.. get fuked up!
I'm a meth head and need to get wIrEd methods
1. Vivaran or No Dozs.. take 2-3 vivarin 3 is dangerous.. 4 might kill your
stomach.. 5 will perminatly kill your stomach and might kill you.. so be
careful.. (hey I know it.. I OD on it.. took 4 and fukin had to go to the
hospital for 2 days while they monitored my heart).. no dozs are not as strong
so you can take like 4 of those..
2. Coffee.. get a big glass and fill it with 2 cups of water.. now take a
shit load of instant coffee and sugar.. put hella instant coffee (like 8
table spoons) and a SHIT LOAD of sugar.. hehe.. heat it and drink up.. hehe
3. Gatorade.. take 5 packs of gatorade and dump them in 1 quart of water..
shake it and run around the block or do something else to get you heart rate
up.. drink half of the mixture you made.. now do some more excersizes for
about 5 minutes.. now drink the rest.. damn.. SUGAR RUSH.. try to stay still
on this.. hehe
FUCK! i have no weed!
1. Popeys.. pick about 100 california popeys (yeah its illeagal but fuk da
law!) anywayz.. dry them out and pack some bowls (yes california popeys have
thc in them! hehe).
2. Bananas.. Probaly one of the best know wayz.. most people says it doesnt
work but IT DOES.. in the 60's some chemist told the world about how you can
get fuked off bananas (bananadine) and lotz of stores outlawed bananas..ack!
well.. get some RIPE bananas.. green ones wont work.. un-peal them and scrape
off the insides boil the insides for about 2-3 hours and strain them.. you
should have a mushy substance.. put it on a pan and bake it for about 20
minutes.. after about 3 bowls you wont be able to move.. youll be damn high!
3. Hops.. at any store that sells stuff to brew beer.. you can steal hops..
pack it and toke.. nice high..
4. Roots of grass.. if you dry out the roots of grass.. you can smoke it for
a nice "buzzin" high...hehe
5.HIGHTIMES.. steal a copy of hightimes and look at the ads.. you can by
legal mixtures of physcodelic herbs that fuk you up.. cheap like 20$ for 3
oz.. hehe.. lotz of shit.. you can even by opium and shit.. cheap..
i need to fry!!
1. Nutmeg.. HOLE nutmegs can be stolen from any grochrie store.. take 4-5 of
them and chop em up and eat them.. you will fry your ass of when it kicks in
(8 hours).. I drop it before I go to bed.. wake up and bang!
2. Nutmeg.. GROUND nutmeg has almost the same effect as whole.. but it is not
as fresh.. take 2 tablespoons of it with a glass of water..
3. Morning Glory seeds.. everybody knows how to make lsd out of morning glory
seeds.. but all you really have to do is eat about 5 of them..
4. Hawian wood rose.. same as morning glory..
Misc. wayz
1. "The Bag" .. take a lunch bag (plastic works better but paper is cool)..
get some model glue,spray paint,or ruber cement.. and put it in da bag and
inhale it.. damn.. you get so fuked up.. but burns da brain cells..
2. Twilight Zone.. a small substitute for the irrisisting high. This little
trick must be done with two people.. Get your fiend, i mean friend, up against
a wall in a squatting position.. Tell him to take ten DEEP breaths.. At the
tenth breath your friend should stand up.. still against the wall.. while you
push at his chest as hard as your muscles will do.. If you did this right you
friend should drop on the floor unconscious as you laugh as he hit his face
stright to the floor.. He will only be like this for a short period.. What you
can do is.. BEAT THE LIVIN DAYLIGHTS OUT OF HIM BEFORE HE WAKES UP.. He wont
feel a fucken thing! When he wakes up.. in like a few seconds, he wont know
what happened.. Also.. during this short TWILIGHT ZONE you get to dream a
little dream that are hella cool! Hope this helps those long lonely no drug
nights..
have phun..
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