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Phruwt Issue 01 004
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Phraud and Phun
by filbert
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Hello everybody. I've decided to share a few of the neat-o tricks that
I've heard about and done to rip off your favorite stores. I do not
recommend doing these things because you can get extremely busted if
you get caught by the pigs or the feds or even mall security...
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| SUPERMARKET PHUN |
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This is a good way to get some cash if your kinda broke. Sit around outside
your local grocery store and look around for receipts. If you find some look
at them and see what kind of stuff is listed. If you see a toy or something
that is easily returned your in luck. Go into the store and grab that item,
now go up to the managers counter and tell them that you bought it for your little brothers birthday party but your parents already got him the same
thing or some bullshit like that. Then ask if you can get a refund. Usually
they will give you cash for the item. If they donÕt, just go get some food
or something with the credit.
This scam also works good at Toy's'R'us and lame stores like that. I
recommend doing it when the store is hella crowded and make a big scene and
hold up the lines and stuff so that people get mad and stuff. That way the
people will give you your $$$ just to get rid of you. DEMAND $$$ if they
offer you credit, tell them you don't want any.
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| SIZZLER PHUN |
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This one is one of my favorite things to do when IÕm hella hungry and don't
have a lot of $$$ on hand.
Get 3 or 4 people together and go to Sizzler. Order 1 all you can eat salad
bar. They will give you a plate and some silverware. If the restaurant is
crowded this works even better cause they cant watch you. Get a bunch of
food and make a big mess of your plate. Ask a waiter for a new plate, hand
your new plate to one of your friends to go to the salad bar with. You now
have 2 all you can eat salad bars for the price of one. You just eat the
food you got and make another trip.
You can repeat this as many times as you want if your careful. We once fed 6
people for the price of one doing this on a crowded night. If they start
getting mad that your asking for so many plates, just ask the guy to speak
to his manager. Complain that the food sucks and that the service is lame
and that the guy was hella rude to you. If your lucky you might get a free
meal or even get the asshole fired...
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| WHEREHOUSE PHUN |
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This is my personal favorite. Go to your local wherehose food store (Sam's
Club, Price Club..etc...) if you donÕt have a membership card your just
gonna have to sneak in, which isnÕt that hard. Just tell them that your moms
in the store and you need to find her. They donÕt really stop you if this
is your story.
Now wonder over to the computers. If your lucky you might find a demo of
Windoze or something running on one of the PC's they have. They usually
don't password protect them because nobody who shops at these places is smart
enough to use a computer anyway. Quit Windoze and get to DOS. Now go to
work. Delete things, move things, change things...have a blast. Its all up
to you. I once reformatted the HD on one, and erased the DOS directory on
another...be creative...hide things, make lost of fake directories...make
directories with cuss words as names. Like FUCK_YOU_ALL or something...
Another thing you will find are lots of Mac's. There probably Performa 550's
or something lame like that. Just slip in a systems disk with a copy of
DisEase on it (found in a binary in this issue) and get out of AtEase which
almost all of them will have running. This is the phun part. Upload a copy of
a virus or make yourself a trojan horse or just trash files by hand...be
creative.
If you get caught just say, "Oh I did what?" and then play stupid like
you've never seen a computer in your life. If you act like you know what
your doing your gonna get in more trouble cause they'll call you a hacker
or some shit like that. If you play dumb, there just gonna go "stupid kid"
and ask you to leave.
Once your done, LEAVE! get out before somebody notices. This is best because
if somebody else comes along and then an employee notices, the person
standing there is gonna get busted not you.
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| HAM RADIO PHUN |
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I personally do not have a HAM RADIO but a good friend of mine does. Its
hella phun to go to fast food places and fuck with the drive through. They
get hella pissed and its hella funny. For all of you lamerz, you find the
frequency of the drive through and yell at people when they drive up t to
it.
One time we were at Taco Hell and this guy drives up to the window and my
friends just all "OH SHIT, we just dropped a kid in the deep fryer!!" and
the guy in the drive though just drives through and leaves..It was hella
phunny.
You gotta be careful doing this cause they sometimes call the cops and they
will bust you and you will get in A LOT of trouble for this. Its like hella
illegal to do so you just wanna stick around for like 5 or 10 minutes and
then leave.
The drive thoughts by my house have all changed there frequencies of the
head sets so we cant do it anymore. Its to my knowledge fairly easy for them
to do this so they can kinda ruin your phun.
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Well its been a blast sharing some of the things we do to rip off people who
are just general assholes to people in general. If you have anything you
would like to add to this just e-mail somebody associated with PHRUWT or drop
us a line to our mailing list phruwt-l@netcom.com and you will get all the
new issues by e-mail when they come out.
Good luck and happy chaos...
-filbert /LoP/PHHg/FaA/Phruwt
