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Phruwt Issue 03 002
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B L A B B E R
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Hello. Hi. Hows it going. Nice to see you back again. so did you like issue #2?
yeah i thought so. Well lets see whats up with us. Well Enigma Klan is annoying
us once again, but ill leave the details about it to boogeyman. what you want
to hear the REAL version? ok, ill tell you. Well a few days ago (probably a few
weeks or years by the time somebody else reads this) i was on "offical enigma
klan bbs" or should i say, the Sacramento Cable BBS..well i was posing as a new
"recrut" for EK. well Rico (aka. Bill S. Preston Esquire on Sac Cable
916.564.1020 call, mail bomb him, tell him to die..i dont care) he chatted with
me. i had him totally fooled and like a actully WANTED to join Lamer Klan or
what ever its called...well after about 20 minutes he told me i was "in..." so
i started asking questions about it...he wouldn't tell me any details because
i suspect that there are NONE! well it goes on..i got bored and asked him what
he knew about h/p stuff. i asked the obvious k-rad question "whats a redbox
and what does it do?" and he's just all "i donno..." talk about a fucking lamer
from hell...well the conversion goes on with me telling him he's stupid and
stuff like that. i eventully asked him if he knew any PBX numbers in the local
area, and get this one (ill bet you can guess his responce) "whats that?" i
told him, he's all "we dont call them that" i asked what they called it and he
says "we have code words for those things" and mind you these are quotes from
the conversation i captured..i would think that if you had a code word for
somethng you would know what the thing the code word was for was...(if that
makes any sence).
oh well, enough about them...i had to go to court today, i sucked. fucking
cops suck. they gave me a fucking ticket for driving on the wrong side of
the road, can you belive that? well i got a $69 ticket and i have to go to
traffic school sometime in the next 2 months or ill get busted or some shit
like that...
lets see, thanks everybody who contributed to issue #2, please keep up the
good work and keep the articles coming. Weve decided that because of the
overwhelming responce to the zine that were gonna release it every month on
the first, starting with issue #3. if you would like to contribute, you can
email your articles to: filbert@netcom.com (were working on possibly getting
an alias address phruwt@netcom.com or something like that...ill let you know
if it turns out). I encourge all of you to write and write alot, we would be
nothing without your support, and i hope you realize this. you can send your
articles anonymously to our anon address: an202241@anon.penet.fi
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I guess its that time again, its time to thank people who have contributed
outstadning things to us or done incredably stupid things in the last month...
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THE STUPID USERS WHO MAKE US LAUGH
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Rico Suave - once again you top the list of stupidity, thats two issues in a
row, i guess you could say that your our "returning champion of
stupidity"
Psycopath - yes DNA is the building block of life, but unfortuntly thats not
the anwser were looking for...
The Hacker - The guy who hacked weed's board, your pretty slick, NOT!
Weed - for distributing his bbs to other people with the user list
included so everybody who downloads it gets the entire bbs passwd
file...that was classic
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THE KEWL PEOPLE WHO MAKE THE ZINE HAPPEN
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spooty - you wrote a killer article...thanks a bunch
ftp - all the people who have contributed to the ftp site, either with
files or just suggestions of what i should put there. thanks.
phruwt-l - thanks everybody, your great. all the help and mac hacks are
appreciated greatly.
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well, back to the rant and rave...
Sacramento Cable came out with a bbs recently, its pretty nice. its a novalink though...that kinda bums me out, i hate GUI boards. Well its a good board with
like 1500+ users already in like 2 months that its been up. Its fairly active,
and full of kakes and loosers. Once i talked to this girl and it took her like
5 minutes to type "hello." IMHO, you should know how to type before you start
modeming, it makes life easier for those of us who have the unfortunat luck to
chat with somebody who cant type more than 2 words a minute.
Weed's bbs was hacked out. its his fault, he gave his bbs out for people to DL
and he FORGOT, can you believe that he forgot to take out the user list before
he distributed the software! ghoood, talk about stupidity...
I found a new mac BBS software if anybody is interested. Its called Pancake,
its pretty slick. its CLI and is designed for the sysop who wants to bring the
internet into his/her bedroom. its gonna be kewl someday, i think its still
being developed, its version 0.58 or something like that. The only real problem
i found with it is that it didnt have color. well it probably does, just not
the default one. It supports RIP graphics (so i says) so i guess thats a plus
in its favor if you have lots of IBM users around your area.
The boogeyman was recently accepted into DFT (defiant) for ASCii. Thats pretty
slick. Hes gotten alot better than he used to be when he first applied...
Call the BBS, we've got the New User Voter online. We need all you people who
have accounts out there to call more and vote on users! its kinda hard when it's
just me deciding the fate of a new user (vote NO on psycopath, hes a lamer..:)).
..so call and call often. what you dont know the number? ok its: 916.652.8941
the NUV is enforced so if you dont know the anwsers to the question, dont bother
calling back cause you probably wont get in...
If you have any viruses you would like to trade me, lemme know. ive expanded my
DOS virus collection to over 1000 and soon hope to have over 6000 if i can get
tha damn file to unstuff...If you have any source code, put it in the ftp site
PLEASE! im trying to learn more about virii but i dont have alot of examples to
look at yet, so your contributions would be appreciated...ftp.netcom.com /pub/fi/filbert/NEW/DOS-NEW thanks...
lets see..what else is going on. i went and saw Cake the other night. If you
like They Might Be Giants go out and buy Cakes album "Motorcade of Generosity"
they were recently signed to Capricorn Records so you should soon find them
nation wid (i hope, id hate to see sacramento only have cake, there just to
kewl for us...)
the sammies are comming up (Sac. Music Awards) if you are going to go take
me...but by the time you read this they will have passed. So if anybody local
went, write an artile about it or call me or email me or something cause i
wanna know who won best punk rock (i say its gonna be The Groovie Ghoulies and
who won Best Alternitive...i hope LGS wins that one) well thats about enough
about here local...
in national news, Kevin Mitnik was captured recently. looser. well hes not a
looser, hes quite the hacker indeed, but to still be hacking at 30 is kinda
lame if you ask me. As Jetrock said "i gave up my dreams of hacking NASA at
18..." hehehe its kinda funny i think that he got cought..does anybody know
how much time he's facing in prison for this? i'd bet at least 20 years
(everything is 20 years these days...)
well i better shut up and let you read the rest of the zine. ok. buh bye.
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meaningful quote of the month:
"i really dont blame congress, if i had $600 billion dollars i'd be irresponsable
too..."
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filbert@netcom.com <coEd PHRuWT/PHi/Zn0/282> finger me for PGP key (when i get
around to it, that is...)
