Phruwt Issue 02 Enigma 01

eZine lover (@eZine)

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Phruwt

 · 5 years ago

  

Here's the lame letter sent by ENiGMA KLaN. My response is at the end of the letter... 

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Official Memo from the Davis, CA Offices of the ENIGMA KLAN 

 
________________________________________________________________________________   
  ENIGMA KLAN Headquarters in Northern California: 
           

        Enigma Klan Office                Enigma Klan Office      
          1115 T. St.                       901 Rodeo Dr.  
       Sacramento, CA 95814               Davis, CA 95616 

  

ENIGMA KLAN Headquarters in other states: 
                           
Knights of the Enigma Klan                 Enigma Klan Main Offices 
Off ice of the Imperial Wizard             c/o EnigmaNet Server BBS 
Imperial EnigmaKlave                       1404 Ponce de Leon Blvd. 
P.O. Box 320      Coral Gables, Miami, FL. 33124                                       
Waters, MI 49797 
________________________________________________________________________________ 
February 21, 1995 

TO  : Whomever this may concern 
FROM: Enigma Klan Representation, Davis 
RE  : Enigma Investigation within PHruWT Tree BBS 

Dear Sir, 

We have just received official Enigma Klan news concerning your BBS. Recent  
counts have shown that approximately seven (as of 2/20/95) of our most  
prestigious spies/hackers have secretly established accounts on the PHruWT  
tree with intent to hack and destoy, without the consent of the Enigma  
Hierarchy. Three of the seven include members from our Miami organization. We  
have warned them that if they do so as to harm a file on the BBS they will be  
eliminated immediately, and they have acknowledged our warning. As a kind  
warning on behalf of the trainers at the Enigma Training Academy of  
Destruction, we would just like to say that we train our members to be  
ruthless, but never leaving a trace behind. If this is the case with our  
members on your BBS, please feel free to write to us, and we shall handle  
the incident accordingly. The seven members of the BBS wish to remain  
anonymous, and have said that they have "higher" access, granted by you, the SysOp.  

Also, we would like to ask if you have InterNet Email. We need another way to  
communicate, other than myself relaying memos to you through this BBS via The  
Prophet (Enigma Klan Representative on Midnight Maniac BBS). 

As a word of conclusion, please due consider strickening your security plan for  
new users, and I would definitely voice validate everyone just to make sure. We  
are not even sure that there are seven, there could even be more, which is  
quite probable, so be on the lookout.  

Respectfully, 
  
                 Jerry Heller 
                   Enigma Representation 
  

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oh ghoooood, what LAMERZ! damn, can you say, "k-rad" little d00dz? i just  
laughed in their face and told them that if they did try anything, i'd fuck  
them up personally. what they don't know is that they are soooo tiny... notice  
that they don't give me THEIR e-mail address, or any other boards that they  
can be reached on. this is just too funny, sorry i've gotta laugh some more... 

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the boogeyman <PHi/DoS/Zn0/282>