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Phruwt Issue 04 001
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Hmmmm, what can I say? April wasn't that exciting. Hehe, except getting
chased by Bell security, but that's another story. On with the ranting!
greetz: greetz? you want greetz? well fuck you, no one deserves greetz this
month! ha! :D
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I'm sick of all of these AoLamers that claim that they can hack. What the
fuck do AoL'ers know about hacking? I do admit, there are a few (and i mean
very, very few) cool AoLers, but most of them are just lame.
An example of this is when i was reading alt.2600 the other day (i know,
alt.2600 is stupid, but i needed a good laugh), when i came across what had
to be the fucking dorkiest post to there ever. It went a little like this:
>Title: Can I run SATAN from AOL?
>
>Hi, I was wondering if there was a way to run SATAN from AOL.
>Thanks,
>
>BiLLy THe HaCKeR
(well, somethin like that) I mean, how fucking dumb do you have to be to ask
that question? It just shows the mental ability of AoLamers.
Another thing, there's a group on there called CiA (not the art group, some
lame WaReZ d00dz) that just totally sucks. They claim that they are 'ReaL
eLeeT h4ck3r d00dz'. Man, they are so lame. They put out a bbs listing with
MY BBS ON IT. They said I had warez on my board. um.......NO! what the fuck
have they been smokin? I got at least 100 (no fucking joke) AoLamers calling
24/7 asking for warez. Finally, I just got sick of it and posted a giant
No-AoLamers ansi instead of the feedback option.
To show you how blatently stupid they are, one didn't even know what a
handle was!!#*@# He said, 'come on, tell me, i'm a quick learner'. uGH! what
a loser!$$#@#
Luckilly I think they have gotten the point and have stopped calling.
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I am really getting pissed at people not handing in their articles. I mean,
it's not that hard to get at least one t-file out a month, is it? Is it too
much to ask? Fuck, I run a board, write about 3 t-files a month, make asciis,
get a 4.o, and still have time for my girlfriend. Geesh. Not saying that
I'm perfect (shit, that's too funny), because no one is, but at least you guys
can hand in yer fucking articles on time, if at all!
NOTICE: All articles are due by the 20th of every month now, because the 25th
doesn't give me enough time to edit everything and still make it out on the
1st of the next month.
Please try to get all of yer articles in by the 20th... thanx...
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PHi newz
Well, we gained some cool new writers this month, Blue Balls and Dr Hate. They
have previously both written for DnA magazine, and Blue Balls is (was?) in
BGR (are they still alive, or is it just Mr. Sandman?). Also, this ish rEk
wrote two pretty cool articles, including one that's gonna be a continued
thing i guess called 'United States of Anarchy'. hmmmmmm, what else?
Oh yeah, we got a few more distros this month, thanx to rEk. Check em out if
yer local to one of em. All of them are really badass boards (especally
tPt :D).
No word from RiCo, because Midnight Maniac's bbs has been down for a while,
due to a mysterious hardware problem with his comp... But, in the tradition
of EK comes another lame group! Yes folks, there is actually a group that
might take the lameness prize from those RiCo! They call themselves CiA
(see above rant about their shitty bbs list), and supposedly can hack AoL.
Who the fuck would want to hack AoL though? What do they want, more shareware?
Well, actually no, they are all little warez pupps, trading games and such
on their /<-rad carded accounts. To all CiA members, GET A FUCKING LIFE!
Also, we decided to take out the archive stuff this month and forever unless
people actually write in saying that they want it. I felt that it took up too
much space, and you can get that stuff on any good h/p board anyway.
Oh well. I have really nothing more to say about PHi news this issue. Look fer
issue o5 though. its gonna r00l! We might be going every other month because
lack of submissions wtc, and plus i dont wanna get burned out so quick.
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I hate the IRS. They totally rip everyone off. Yeah it's cool to have money
for schools and shit, but they take too much from hardworking people. Do you
know that they actually take a bigger percent of money from you, depending
on how much you make? i.e. a guy makin 30,000bux a year pays like 7%, and a
guy making 60,000bux a year pays 13% or somethin like that, that's prolly not
right, but it's somethin like that. uGH! Government is just lame. We should
live in anarchy.
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well, if ya wanna actually talk to me, reach me here:
irc: #ansi, #cafbl, #phruwt
mail: boogeymn@psyber.com
bbs: the PHRuWT tree 916.652.8941 (nup)
tune in next time kiddies, same phruwt time, same phruwt channel...
the boogeyman
why do you persist looking down here? you think that there's gonna be some
useful info here or something? get a life! stop bothering me!
