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Viewer Discretion vol. 3 issue 5 September 26:00
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\ \ /_/i e w e r issue 5 vol. 3 September 26/00
\ \/| |i s c r e t i o n ISSN 1481-2266
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t h e f i n a l i s s u e
In this issue:
WELCOME
QUOTABLE
MASOCHISTIC SPITE..(BURP!) - BY MITCH S.
TOY BOY TOYS
ETC
:: WELCOME ::
Welcome to the "end of the road" issue. Yup. This is it. After 53 issues
I decided to pack this puppy in and move on. I thought of various ways of
keeping VD going but all of them involve more work than I am willing to
commit to, so let's just blow this whale up real good.... Duck and
cover....
Having said that, let me add that VD may hang around in an archive format
or something (Kevin and I are still talking about that). Disobey (Kevin)
has been a huge help to the success of VD - Thanks Kevin, you're a good
friend.
So, now let's move on and clear out the VD inbox one last time....
The idiot of the month award goes to Mmmmaryo@aol.com who writes:
please delete me from your e-mail list. What is
this stupid shit, anyway?
Uh no. Remove yourself from the list shithead. You subscribed all by
yourself big boy so I'm sure you can follow the instructions included
in every goddamn issue on how to unsub yourself - but then again,
speaking of "stupid shit", I do see that dreaded "aol" in your address.
I guess that explains it. Actually numbnuts, just hang around and do
nothing seeing as this is the last issue of VD anyways...
I had all these great quotes from Morbus to use in this issue but he
bitched and whined so much in his last Chico's Groove that I decided
he was no longer worthy (still a good friend but no longer worthy) <g>.
Well, let's make one exception for this little Morbusism:
Canadians, on the other hand, shit product every
two weeks, call it Viewer Discretion (because Lord
knows you need some), and then call themselves a
do-gooder. Damn Canadians.
At least I *can* shit. Fucking constipated duck-assed Yanks...sheesh <g>
This is the last time I shit Viewer Discretion for you buddy...be sure
and wipe... <g>
Anyways, been a fun few years...thanks to all you readers for all your
support....
:: QUOTABLE ::
"Now, I am usually not mean. Well, okay, I am."
-Goatboy
:: MASOCHISTIC SPITE..(BURP!) - BY MITCH S. ::
having indulged myself fully in masochistic spite..(burp!), 'til
thoroughly gorged...thought I'd brave the slings 'n arrows of ya'll
hoglovers 'n return to the frei.. ITEM: Lemmings truly BELIEVE they can
swim..ITEM: The animal which kills more humans than any other is the
African Hippopotamus..a vegetarian..(herbivore, but let's not get too
picky), ITEM: Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian,..and elected to
office...(sort of, anyway), ITEM: Seventy three percent of all
vegetarians, and sixty eight percent of all Republicans live within 150
miles of an ocean..QUERY: Is "GO, LEMMINGS, GO" adequate, or should one
proceed directly to "Drown Yourselves IMMEDIATELY!" ? A poignant
and disturbing question; and one which has ruined countless nanoseconds,
milleseconds, even, of rest and blissful satori. {Claimer: (ie. opposite
of disclaimer) all specious and punny spellings are to be considered
intentional until proven otherwise..colloquial aneurisms included.)How
would ya'll feel up there if we had us a Canada Lite down here? Can we
get political recognition, or is it better to keep quiet about the
idea..sort of a stealth mode? Wouldn't wanta start another one of them
'duck and cover' scares, boyz n grrlz, but sho 'nuff looks like the
'Publicans, scuse me; RE-publicans..is coming, and coming, and jaysus 'n
begorrah..ain't there no END to them sons a th' goddam revolution..an
they think CASTRO's been hangin' on a long time, ya hear that MEXICO has
had a rulin' party for 70 years..didja ever figure out how many
GENERATIONS of them suckers it took to get 'em here..hey ya know the only
scary thing about "gun control" is it lets rich guys buy armies..and play
war..dunno 'bout you folks but I don't think George is big enough yet to
play with soldiers and bombs..(No offense, George , ya just ain't wired
that tight.)..guess 'm an ol' stick in the mud who hates excitement, but
the thought of young shrub there with his finger on the button sends cold
shivers up my ass..so if any of ya's got influence in heaven, or
Chicago..might be a good time to collect favors and extort miracles
<|:-={o m.
:: TOY BOY TOYS ::
This was (respectfully) ripped off from Zentertainment -
http://www.ZENtertainment.com - I figured all you weird people who like
these guys, Ben Folds Laundry, etc., would appreciate it <g>
'N SYNC' TOYS AVAILABLE AT K B STARTING TODAY
K B Toys will become the first retailer to sell a new line of collectible
'N SYNC marionette figures today. Created by ALLEntertainment, JC, Lance,
Justin, Joey, and Chris are come dressed in their official tour costumes,
and have attached marionette strings and a display stand featuring a
photograph of the real-life band member.
http://www.kbtoys.com
http://www.nsync.com
:: ETC ::
If you have something you'd like to see in VD or an idea for a section
you'd like to write or if you just hate VD and want to send in cheap
ass stupid insults, type 'em up and *don't* send it to v_d@iname.com
'cause I don't want any more shite.
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Next issue - there ain't no stinkin' next issue....
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