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Disclaimer : Yuck foo.
>> This is my official Hate List I've been compiling for awhile...all the <<
>> things in life that piss most of us off...feel free to add your own, or <<
>> create your own Hate List...look for the Long Live list coming soon to <<
>> a BBS near you... <<
DEATH TO............
Gang member wannabees
Monochrome monitors the color of dog piss
Hot sticky summer days when your parents refuse to put the air on
Russian rule over Baltic states
"Do-me" slutty people
Conformity
Cavaricci's, IOU's, Polo by Ralph Lauren
The greenhouse effect
Dan Quayle
Line noise
Bumblefuck towns like Palos Park
Guys with big egos
Broccoli
Satanic Slayer shit music
High gas prices
Greasy gas station attendants
Answering machines
Mothers who bitch about your messy room
Viruses
Trojans (the virus type, not the condom)
When people take showers and use up all the hot water
B96, Z95
Killer bees
Shareware
PSATs, ACTs, SATs, AIDS, SCUDS
Saddam Hussein
Phony people
Wrong numbers at 3:00 am
People who go 45 mph when you can go 55
Potpourri (it makes me sneeze)
People who think "damn" is a bad word
Jock itch
When your Silly Putty gets all hairy
Sock lint
Road kill
George Bush
Not having enough file points
People who don't like Pink Floyd
Pop quizzes
Generic things
PCBoard
Great Expectations
Echomail
Mailmen
Dogs who slobber
People who slobber
Mailmen who slobber
Runtime errors
People who don't know who Thoreau is
People who don't know who I am
Stubbing your toe
When your underwear starts crawling up your ass
Malfunctioning antiperspirant
Parents who just don't understand
Eyeboogers
Ma Bell
Pens that don't write
Yugos
Yuppies who drive BMWs
The Grapes of Wrath
Body odor
Phlegm
Bad sectors
The itchy part of your back you can never reach
Elmhurst
Crickets
Not having a 1.44M drive
When people who you don't like keep calling you and bugging you
Same as above at 4:00am
Prodigy
Virginity
Women with hairy legs
Women with hairy armpits
When I'm hungry and there's nothing to eat
Help and the Globe
When the line is busy
When somebody forgets to put the toilet seat back on
Manuel Noriega
Oil spills
Biblethumpers
Couch potatoes
Greasy food
When a bird dumps on my car
The thought of your parents having sex
Insects that make loud crunchy noises when you step on them
People who ignore you
People who can't carry on an intelligent conversation
Phone bills
Shin splints
Hairy palms
People who jerk off in your house and don't clean it up
Nosy neighbors
CAPS LOCK
Abort, Retry, or Ignore?
Tofu
People who don't recycle
Bell Biv Devoe
Puberty
Gettling lost in downtown Chicago and looking like an ass
Ball State University, Indiana
Farting
Parents who tell you to go to bed, like it's any of their business
Cordless phones
When there's no toilet paper left...
Minimum wage
Stubbing your toe
Global warming
Wishy-washy people
When there's nothing to do over summer vacation but vegitate
Your sibling's dorky friends
Classifying people into cliques
Skinheads, skaters, nerds, geeks, burnouts, stoners
The Posse
Bad breath
Mung on your teeth
Ditzy blondes
People who say all blondes are ditzy
Channel 11
When you forgot where you parked your car
When you don't even have a car
Bell bottoms
Neo-Nazis
People who say I'm weird and mean it negatively
The people who took one look at this file and deleted it
Alarm clocks that don't do what they're supposed to do
Low-level formats
Feather pillows (they make me sneeze)
When I'm playing Monopoly and I don't have all the railroads
Guys who don't aim when they go to the bathroom
Trying to prove a point then realizing you're wrong
Condoms that aren't lubricated
When you get ketchup on your shirt at a fancy restaurant
People who make gross noises when you slam on the brakes
Yellow snow
Madonna
Not having MTV
Not having ANY cable for that matter
Braces
Excess gas
People with no attention span
Spam
Taking the big yellow cheesewagon to school
Three Guys Discount Plumbing
Stepping on a rusty nail
Drunkards
Drunkards who walk down the street singing at 3am
"<du du du> The number you have reached....has been disconnected"
The Operator
Jesse Jackson
Dumb commercials
People with big noses
Guys over 15 with really squeaky voices
Deans
Going to the dentist
General Failure reading Drive C
Being alone
Being scared
People who whine
People who won't wear anything without Cross-your-heart
People who apologize for how "gross" they look when they're lying
People who fish for compliments
Bart Simpson
Not getting a tan even after laying out for six hours straight
Well water (it makes my hair turn psychadelic colors)
Babysitting
Zits
Peer pressure
People who get pissed off if you belch
Roaches
Detentions
XT's
900 numbers and how they're so damn expensive
Long N' Hard
Preppies
People with perfect bodies, perfect tans, perfect lives
Ear wax
When your goldfish dies
When you flush your t-shirt down the toilet
Procomm
Cheesy answering machine messages
Fake plastic plants
When you try to water a fake plastic plant
Getting busted
Family outings
Family vacations to gay places like Kankakee, IL
Noisy coffee pots
People who crack their knuckles
Being broke
Being under 18
Fanatics
There we go, a loooong list of the things that piss people off most in life...
Whew! Well, there are probably a thousand more things to hate, but feel free
to add to this or create your own, it's fun to do when you have nothing else
to do....
Hope you enjoyed reading this, cuz it was an enlightening experience writing
it! Write your own and send it around!
Don't eat yellow snow....
Long live life,
White Lightning
