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permanent criminal record if you were caught committing them.
I hereby take no responsibility for your actions in any case.
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Writer: King of Loaf
I must say that I am a disgruntled former employee.
I worked for JCPenny's for 8 months, and during that time I
learned a great deal about their security and cash handling
practices.
Reconnaissance
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First, become acquainted with the store you will be using.
Visit it a few days before. Roam around - know where all the
different departments are located and what items they carry.
Most of the sales employees won't care what you do - they just
want to go home or to lunch, but the few who care will watch
you like a hawk. Stupid, self-important employees are often
overly cautious and very paranoid, and won't be reasonable.
When you make your inspection, buy something. You can have
someone return it later.
Don't stay in the store for over 30 minutes. Casually scope
the ceiling for the cameras - they use them. Try to dress
nicely, be clean-cut, and if you have long hair, tuck it under
your hat.
They often single out young people based on the way they
look. This is especially true for minorities, so be careful
if you're hispanic or black.
The Refund
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To preform the refund you must know these things: what item
you wish to swap, where it's located and what your size would
be in that item. In this walk through we'll use denim jeans,
which, by the way, is what I suggest for use.
The refund is executed by walking into the store either
empty-handed or with a empty bag, picking up four identical
pairs of jeans 2 or 4 inches too small or large, then walking
to the register and requesting a refund, citing that your
aunty bought you the wrong size birthday present. Take the
cash and head for the door. Be courteous and impatient, if
you're a good enough actor to combine the two effectively.
Example: You wear size 30-30 jeans. You enter the store
through the package pickup door. The western wear
department (which also handles jeans) is near. You walk
briskly, but not hurriedly, to the table or rack containing
your jeans and grab 4 pairs of size 30-36 jeans, which
obviously wouldn't fit you, but Aunt Betty might not
realize the difference. You walk to the counter, deliver
your spiel, and wait for your cash. Management might be
called to get change - don't worry. You don't need a reciept
to get a refund at Penny's.
The only red flag is if the salesperson gets a call as soon as
you approach the register. This would be security, who has
been watching you, possibly watching you pick the jeans up.
The security guy might tell her to answer in "yes" or "no"
only. He might tell her to say, "No thanks, I don't need any
change."
If this happens, it's still not over.
They can't bust you until you have "lost the opportunity to
pay for the merchandise," which means you are past the nearest
register on your way to the exit. Come back to the register
later, and perhaps ask to exchange one pair of jeans because
you don't want 4 pair of black 505s. This is the most secure
method of ripping them off.
Shoplifting
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Harder to get away with, shoplifting has many variations, only
a few of which only a few will be discussed here.
A. The All Out, Balls to the Wall Shoplift
When shoplifting, always have a car waiting right outside,
headed toward the exit of the mall parking lot, ready to go.
Enter the store with a few of your buddies, grab everything
and haul ass out the door.
Example: You have a truck sitting in position (heading out of
the parking lot, at the exit, motor running, in drive). You
and 3 other guys run in through the west entrance near
dresses. You grab a shitload of prom dresses and formals and
head out the door. You throw the shit in the back of the
truck and take off.
I know of no practical methods, however, which would allow
you to convert the merchandise to cash - trying to get a
refund the same store wouldn't be very wise, and you'd join
the ranks of the really stupid thieves who made the news for
pulling shit like that. A JCPenny's in a different city may
work if you returned only one item, or two unrelated ones, and
didn't wait too long to do it - if you show up with half a
dozen things which have been out for a couple months, it would
be rather suspicious.
B. The Sneak Shoplift
This technique requires some minor sleight of hand to sneak
the merchandise off. If you like ties, cologne, or your
girlfriend doesn't mind getting perfume without the box,
this is fairly easy - wear a heavy, dark-colored long-sleeved
button-down shirt (with your own tie) and leave the middle
two buttons unfastened, hidden by your tie. Don't tuck it in
flat.. leave space for the single object you will take. A
clean baseball cap would be a good idea, as well. It's a
weird look, but I know guys that dress like this normally.
Perfect your economy of motion - getting an object inside your
shirt smoothly from a normal position. If you can move your
hand across your torso and slip and item inside without
slowing down, you'll do. It need not be perfect, but it's
your ass.. so make sure you get something good. Drakkar Noir
really sucks. Free promotional gifts for fragrance purchases
of over $19.95 in value are out of the question, unfortunately.
The shoplifting techniques are not new information. At best,
they're variations of age-old techniques which everyone
(including salespeople) knows about. There are many more ways
to shoplift. It's kind of an art, perhaps even an athletic
competition - but the rush one feels is due to too much danger
for too little reward.. which brings us directly into the
solution for this quandary, Technique #3.
#3 The Register Break In
This one is much easier than you'd think, and fast (a solid 7
seconds if you're dextrous). It will take at least that much
time to get the register open, take the money, and splitting.
Having a car waiting would still be an excellent idea - this
is greater reward for greater danger.
At JCPenny's, there are several basic single-key commands to
the register.
Key Purpose
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³ 1 ³ Brings up the Sales Procedure. ³
³ ³ (useless to you, unless you want to ³
³ ³ buy something..) ³
³ 2 ³ The Exchange Procedure. ³
³ 3 ³ No Sale, what you're there for. ³
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When an empolyee wants to open the register without making a
transaction he types "3". The register then pauses, waiting
for his Employee Number, which is 3 digits. He doesn't have
to type his number in, though, because the machine recalls the
last employee who used the register - that number is already
displayed as the default. Pressing ENTER selects it. So to
execute a "No Sale", an employee would type "3" and then ENTER
twice.
That's all one has to do to open the register.
If there is a problem and it asks for a number, any 3 digit
number will work. Use 999 - it's the default employee number,
commonly used when an employee wants to refund an item without
losing their commission (they steal, too).
At JCPenny's the registers often run out of change. People
want refunds or whatever. If you watch closely, when an
employee calls for change, you will see a merchandiser go to
an unoccupied nearby register to get it. These registers are
"change registers" and are perfect for the Register Break In.
Example: You noticed in your inspection that the lingerie
register is a "change register". Walking up to the register
when no one is looking, you hit 3 and then ENTER twice. The
register drawer pops open - you grab all the paper money out
of the slots and from under the black case, dumping it into a
bag. You get out the door and into the waiting car by
whatever means seems most appropriate, be it hauling ass or
walking briskly.. taking it slow and casual could get you
tackled from behind, but running could draw attention when
your criminal action did not.
Dangerous? As hell. Once again, it's your ass - robbing a
register is a completely different episode of Cops than petty
shoplifting.
Information wants to be free - but read the disclaimer at the
top of this file again.
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