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Oh, my Lord! The Grapes of Wrath have risen!
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³ ÝÛÝ Üþ ßÛ ßÛ Üþ ÞÛÞ The Grape King ³
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Writer: Anomalous
Once upon a time there was a giant grape. This was no
ordinary giant grape. It was a large giant grape. The grape
was the culmination of years of work by the grape people. The
grape people were hard workers for they worked hard. The king
of the grape people, King Seed, and the queen of the grape
people, Queen Wine, were loved by their constituents.
Although the grape people had a monarchy they elected their
monarchs every 2 years. Seed and Wine were elected for life.
Every two years the King and Queen were elected for life. His
seediness one day decided to undergo the giant grape project.
"Grape people," he cried, "come build my giant grape."
And the people listened to him for he was their elected
monarch for life. And so the grape people began to labor
on the grape. Day in and day out they worked building the
giant grape out of giant grape materials. Never did the
grape people consider the point of building a giant grape.
They did it because their elected monarch told them to.
Every day the giant grape became larger and larger. Yet it
was empty and without juice.
The king said "Grape people, give yourself up for the
giant grape. Donate your juice for the juice of all." And
the grape people listened to him for he was their elected
monarch for life. And slowly the giant grape filled with
grape juice as thousands of innocent grapes sacrificed
themselves for the giant grape. Poverty bestruck the land
for the workers were dying and the focus of the nation was
concentrated on the giant grape. The king cried "Destitute
grape people, drink the grape juice from the giant grape."
And the grape people listened to him for he was their
elected monarch for life.
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