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The Hippie Dippy Klub 4
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cooL KEwl kO0l qUEWL COOoL k00L KOoL C00L kUewL Kco0L co0l koOl Kewl
cOOL KEWL ko0l -------------------------------------- CO0l KOOL kEwl
cooL KEwL Ko0L ! ThE hippiE DIpPy KLub ! co0l KoOl KEwl
COoL KEwL KO0l ! prEezeNTZ: ! Co0l KOOL keWl
coOl kEWL kO0L ! ! Co0L kooL keWL
COOl kewL Ko0L ! HippiE DiPpY KluB FiLe #04 ! CO0L kOol kewL
coOl KeWL KO0L ! bECAUSE wE sIMply HAve NOTHiNG ! CO0L KOOl kEwl
cOOl KEwL KO0l ! BETTeR t0 DO proDuCE f0R You ! CO0l kOOL kEWL
cOOl kEWl KO0l -------------------------------------- CO0L kOol keWl
CooL KeWl Ko0L QueWL coOol k00l KOOl C00L kUeWL kcO0L Co0l kOoL KewL
cool KEwL ko0l QUEwl COoOl k00L koOl c00l kuewl KCO0L co0L koOl keWL
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L00K> tHOUght WE was G0Ne? YOu'lL NevER bEE Dat lUCky LuzZA! <K00L
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| daHAN gr0WS krOTCh chEese... yUMmMY F0r da TummY |
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[W0ne] - intWodUCtiOn:
WELL, WELl, LOOk Who iS baK. yeAh, iT be da HIPPiE dipPy FILe NumEro
qUaTtRo. YEP, WE aRE BAK, BUT who be WE (We BE DE wE DE be wE)? welL, WEZ
foRgOTz, BuT WEZ be A fewE. dEciPhEr dAt 0nE h0mEBOy. iT'S bEan A WiLE,
bUt Hdk IS bAK, m0Re DIsT0rTED and GramatycAly inC0ReKt dan EVeR. WEeSON
WE to0K SO L0Ng is j0keZ ArE HArD tO CUM BY dEEsE dAIzE, SEEYng aS Most o'
fivEoNEF0Ur IS PAYiNg dEeR ATtENTi0n To DerE ACTI0Ns, N0T t0 LOOk like
M0woNS. GUESs sum peEplE D0 LURN afTa A Wile. But HavE n0 fEAr, CaUSe iF
IT'S zT00PID and LAME, We WilL diG IT UP, aND slaM IT In Ya facEz.
IN diS ISsUE, FlashbACk, psYCHiC D0nuT, tOp teN, ANd odER MindlesS driVLe
AND ST00PidITy, aLL becaUsE oF y0U. aLs0, DIs Part IS a LiTTle SH0RTER dAn
befOrE, maINly bEcAUSE i PuT M0St Of MY efFOrt in 514CU.TXT, dAT yOus
sHouLd ReaD AftA DIS.
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| luzZas anD dwEEBZ UniTe: JOin KWACKzD00DEz foR k-elytNeSs |
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[t00] - FlASHbAcK:
Dis part F0KuSeZ On dA PasT. soRt O' a MemOwY B00sTEr. DiS IShue Will
Cover SOmEtinG DAT haPpENEd aBOuT 0NE YEAR ago tHIs suMmA. OH, I AM ShOOR
MoST o' yOu CaN RemEmbeR WAT Dat iS, and IF YA DoN'T, thEN leT Me wEFWESh
YA MEm0ry IMPLANtz. YA GuesseD iT, K-raD elyTE gRoUpZ and nEtZ, NAMeLy da
FOlLOWING:
(C)uT, HiT, HiF, VOiD, GMA, AiDS, GAH (dA BesT 0nE), NeTWarP, TSRNet, aND
My PersONnaL FavOrIte, DALlAS Barr AnD da REst o' FiS. n0TicE how NOt oNE
of DeEse gRoupZ IS StILl arOuND todAY. aLso NOtICE HoW M0sT OF tHE 'i's
In THE aCrOnyMS aRe LOwEr KaSED. diS BrINGZ up AnoTHer speLLInG LeSsun
FR0M DA HiPpIe DIpPy KlUB. And yoU KN0w DAt if yoU aRE GEtTIN SPeLliNg
LESSONs fROM hDK, yOu mUSt Be fuCkeD uP. In an acrONyMn, it'S alL KaPs,
OR NO kaPS but dA FiRSt lEtteR iF iT's A nOuN, So:
IT'S NOT FUCKING "UNiX" YOU TWO BIT PIECES OF WAREZ FAG NON-SPELLING
MOUNDS OF CUM SOAKED LARVAE INFESTED ANSI DRAWING PIRATE PILES OF
FESTERING SHIT! GET YOUR ASS BACK INTO SCHOOL, OR GO BUY A DAMN SPEAK 'N'
SPELL, AND GET IT RIGHT!
ok, NOW bACk to tHe fLaSHBAck. as i wuz SayiNG, IT WaS DA S0MMEr o' 91,
DA KyddiEs WeRE baCk fR0m sKOol, AnD 514 WuZ OvErrUN By K-Rad
HACkeR, PIRAte anD ANSi GROOpz. let'S STArT WiT da K00lEst thiNG tO HiT
514 SiNce... SIncE... hmmm, HoLd oN A sEC... wHAt EvEr happEneD In 514?
OH WELl, i WUz SAYing... THe K-rADesT GwoUp 0f TheM aLL, GAH. GAH? yEs,
GAH. gaPpInG ANAl hOmos. OR GAnG ANTI haCKEr for yOu StRaIt FOlkZ. Yes,
sOmETHiNG dat Da FBI AND RCMP haVE BEen trYing To d0 FoR YeARs, wELl fRiCk
aNd GAH WEre goNna do IT oVErnITE. YA, THE aLl So mIGhTY FrixK, WIt hIs
RCMP AND FBI CONNECtiOnZ. SURe, anD I'M dALe dRew. Ok, NExT We Move On TO
thosE TuBulAr elYteS On TSRNeT. dAt's RitE, MOSt OF yoU "E1YTez" ReaDinG
DIS now. ONe yEar aGo, wHEn PBxeS weRE EASY tO K0ME by, yOu hAD A gWEAt
dEaL o' fUN RAGGInG oN USErS wHO DiDN't have aN HsT and weREn't k-hAPpy
WAREZ MONgErz lIkE YoursLeveS. aHhhh... welL TIMez hAve chAngeD. most of
YOU i Wouldn'T waLk Akr0SS (akRISskr0Ss) dA sTreet tO pIss On Your coLd
rOttING B0Dy. yoU lOoK Pretty St00PId NOw Wit Ya $600 m0DumB AnD your $100
phONE BiLl. HAhaHAhaHa. lOt'S O' GOod SPeED dOes YA KnOW, wHErE aS We kaN
take All OUr tImE WiT ld BoArdZ, SInCE MOMmY dON'T HAvE to Pay our BILLz.
yOU peOplE thoUGht YoU Wuz K0Ol CUZ ONE Of your laMe WAREZ bOaRdZ goT somE
POOR SaP FRoM 416 tO KAll. "hEy!!$#!#@$! i'M ElytE!#@$! i got a l0NG
DISTANce ELyTE on my BoarD, ANd NOw I gET alL The FreSH gNu waREz in 0
SecUNdZZzz... lAmERZZZZ !!#$@$!!!!!". WELl who haS OVER 80% Ld ON His
BOARd NOW? A WAREz BoaRd? HELL no, nOT EveN One of your k00L
Tdt/flT/KwaCKzd00DeZ ditWO siteZ. i DAre you To NaMe me 0Ne. g0 on, w0nE
BOrED WiTH MOre LD uSErs THan l0KALS. all THaT tHesE DAmn wareZ d00Dz
bOaRDz hAvE Is YusERz thAT pAy, BUnch oF fuCKIn bootLeGgERS. you shOULd
alL BE shOt While y0UR H0mOseXUAL lOvEr HUmpS Y0U SO HArD, Y0u HAVE to
weAR A fag los ANgELES rAiDER helMEt to PrOtekT YoUr HEad whiLE it BangZ
INtO ThE alley walL, anD YOUR ANus DRIeZ shuT BEcAsuE of HIS diseASED
Infested spErm clOGgInG YoUr Assh0lE. wELl, N0w THAT wE GOT tHAt in the
OPeN, lET's m0VE oN. TheN There WEre GwO0Pz LikE HiT, (C)UT, VOiD anD HIF.
NEEd wE SAY m0rE? dIDn'T think so. TheN, tHe beAkoN OF lAmenEss IN
FIVE0nEfOuR, the GW00p FIS (fLaMeRS ingestinG seApaGe, fULly InfECTED
sEMEN, fLOatINg iNsiDe SEcreTiONS...) aND iT'S feaRLESS lEADER (MOre lIKE
ChEerLEADEr) DaLlAs baRr... dA man who THOUGHt HAKIng Wuz PhUckiNg Up A
BOaRDs anSI fiLeZ... oOOOoH, i WUz So ImPWeSsED By Dis MasteR pROGramMeR
of BAsIC. ALl HIs K00l Basic sOUrcez, SUch tAlEnt. t0 bAd the LITTLe
tAleNT IN HIs NEwslETTeRz wUZ RIpped FR0m groUpZ LIkE CPI anD CHINA (tHE
gW00p, nOT Da COUNtrY you m0r0n). wH0 KAn FoRgEt His pr0UD MOmEnTS In his
F0UR IsSUES oF da fIS NEWslETteRs. yEs, radICaL PaSSaGeS, LiKe tHe 514
BlACkLiSt, Or ThE KO0L CRAShing LeSSuns. wELL fOr all th0Se whO mISs his
WItTy rePARTe, FEaR No mORe, DalLs BArr Is back! i hAvE FounD HiM (With
thE hELP OF A useR of miNe wHO PUlLED a CN/A oN His NumBeR to See IF it
ReALLy was Good oL' MIke parnIak) IN 413 (CaLGARY), UnDA da ALIas OF "thE
SEnTineL". he EvuN RuNZ A k00l hAcka BOarD. aNyWaYz, He's BacK to HiS LaME
tuxT fIlEz AgAiN, And Has F0RmEd a GROUp kallEd FOG (FIst OF god). AnD,
siNcE i AM suCH a SweLl guY, I hAVE IncludeD tHE fiRst Fog nEWSLEtTER In
tHIS PACKagE, untOuchED, UneDited. Go HAVe A lAuGh. I makE no k0mmEntS, i
thInK IT shOULD SpeAk fOr ITSElF. and n0W FOR a brIEF
tpR-Sponsored-tO-tHE-Ex-mEmBErZ-of-Fis GLoSsarY of TErMz:
HacKinG IS NOT CRAShINg a La DAllY Does bArr.
PHREakiNG iS NOT ABuZInG k-rAd K0deZ yoU FouND On sOme lAmE BOaRD, LIke
m0sT OF YoU PBx SEArcHING M0R0Nz Think. YOu'LL hAVe A MucH EAsIEr tIMe
caLlING oUt WiTh a HackeD uNix AKounT Or NUI THan WId A K00l Pbx. "buT 514
haS AlL THAt WE neeD! IT's neet0!!$!!$!@$~!". AHh, yeS, The ANSWer Of tHe
tRULLy HopeLESs. "HEy! DUDDEZZz! I HaVE 430 PBxES, bUt i NEEd THEm
CRAkeD!!! KAn Y0u dO iT!!@$@!!!!". "hEy, i fouND a k00L ELYTe nuI, GIMmE
da PaSswOrd dOoDEzZZZ! l8R!!@!$@$!". alL THeSe aRE wHAt MOst OF da
BulLShIT 514 lUsERz SAY. ShiT, i sEE iT EVerytimE I kAll. S0Me EveN senD
me PrIvaTE eMAIL AskINg me fOR fILeS AND accEsS, As iF i Was GOing tO giVe
A KompleTE LAMEr wHAt HE wAnTeD. DAmN wArEZ pIR8s, WORthless sACks 0F
sHiT (ExcPET DA WAReZW0lF, hE's k00l <g>). why DOn't You trY netwORkiNg A
litTLE, Finding OuTdIAlS? SorrY, i FoRg0t, moSt oF yOU wOuldN'T ReCoGNIZe
a NeTW0rk if wUZ RAMmed DOwn YoUR THroaT, And PUlled oUT yO aSs wITH Half
your digESTIvE SYStem drAggIng bEhinD, your COlon BloWiNg iN ThE Wind,
wHiLe HoRsE FlieS LANd ON YoUR gapPing AsSholE anD StaRT MuNChinG oN tHoSe
DrieD pIeCeS O' shYt tHAT you fOrgOT to wIpe LASt tIme YoU toOk a dumpER
whEn you Ate SOME eX-lAX InsTeAd Of ThE kArAMIlk yOUR M0mmY GAve YOU fOr
DEserT. tHat ENdz DIS PARt. I H0PE I oFFENeD a loT O' Youz, and YOu'll tRy
aND InsuLt me ON thE lOkaL faG WARez DuMPs. GO For IT, I'll GeT YOu aGIn
iN PErS0n. lUZzAS.
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| kKK: k00l K0DEZ KLAn - phase 2 |
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[trEE] - psYCHic D0Nut:
REmEMBEr tnt, ThE bOARD THAt wENT doWn just in timE FoR iSsUe 3? WeLL
iT LoOKS lIKe IT'S SisTeR BORED IS aLsO d0WN. daT'S rIgHT, iT SEeMS
pSyCHihC d0nUt Got FED uP oF HIs lamE ASS BOArD, anD shUT iT dOWN. AhH,
OUR PrAyers HAVe bean ansWErED.
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[f0r] - TOp 10:
diS Issuez CATAGoWy: TOP 10 reaSONs sgT. rAtTlebrEaD anD psYcHIhc
D0nuT CLOSEd doWn.
NumBa tENn : m0mmA would N0T rAiSE dA alLOwAnce to PaY DA pH0ne BILl.
nuMBa nYNE : Used TO geT Da SCWEEn AlL sTIckY masturBAtIng In fRonT OF
pORNo Gifs.
numBA atE : ONly Had 10O tUxt pHILes ON Da HaRD disK.
NUMba SEvAN: DID Not GEt anY k-raD K0DEZ oN da bbs.
nUMbA SICKz: Could n0T InSTALL STriP p0keR 3 wiT bbs TAKInG sPAce.
NUMba fYvE : nEvER FIGUrEd out H0W to SETUp Dat k-rAd 16.8K M0DUMB.
nUMBA F0R : CouLD NOT Be Site f0r k00l K-raD hacK GwoUp.
NUmbA TREe : fUtUrE bbS SoFtwaRE (bahAHahAHAHAhAhahahAH, k00l).
NUMbA T00 : MoMmy gOT HOme t00 eArLY.
ANd dA NuMBer W0ne ReaSon IS: eVeWywhErE yA LOok, HIpPie dippY.
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| (C)WackerS (U)NDErgRoUnd (N)atIONaL (T)RiBe |
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AND FINALLy, here iS DA coMpLETe LySt O' dA originAl HIpPIe dippy d00DZ
(IN ALpHaBETYkal odor, N0t To MAkE ENNamIeS):
@ Fr0zY aka. Frozen Tormentor
@ da WArEZW0lf aka. Harridan
@ sAPUlePaKi aka. Mechanix
@ do You HAVe a SouNDblAstER? aka. The Darkman
@ PhalCOnsKiSmR00lz aka. Time Lord
@ wAnnAbemAFiOsO aka. Wintermute
ALSo, GreEtZ TO DA FoLLoWING OthER 514 K00l D00Dz WhO couldN'T mAkE IT Da
fIrST Time:
@ Trojan
@ Rock Steady
@ Silicon Phreaker
SHYt, i KNOw i FoRg0t soMe, WELl bAsICallY, IF yOu're a 514 d00d ON tPR,
wELL pUT yOur nAmE Up on dAT LIst.
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| aNsID00dEZ shOUld bE eRaseD, wArEz d00dez sHOuld |
`---. bE KwaCKEd, anD yOu SHOULd be GuNNEd DOwn! .--'
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well, a liTTLe sH0rTEr DAn ISsUE 3, BUt gO read tHE odER fIlez in
ThIS PACkagE. L8eRCiAObYEsc'yACHoWgOoDbyEdie!
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| StOP reAdiNG asshOLe! iT'S oVer! |
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The Phrozen Realm
... Getting even in '92 ...
---09/20/92---------------- HDK #04 by Mechanix --------------------EOF------
Scrambled w/ Flipper v1.00
