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----- GHOST SITES #1 [July 26, 1996]
----- by Steve Baldwin
(steve_baldwin@hotmail.com)
Welcome to GHOST SITES OF THE WEB: a new feature devoted to the
antithesis of everything New, Hot, or Cool on the Net. GHOST SITES'
mission is simple: to bring you up-to-date on everything that's not
up-to-date in the never-changing world of bit rot.
You might be shocked by what you find in GHOST SITES: grand schemes, big
brands, and even a pundit or two, sucked down by the web's deadly
entropic eddys. You'll need nerves of steel to navigate this section -
hit the "back" button now if you'd prefer a diet of "New & Cool" hype to
a dose of "Old & Dead" Reality.
I'm Steve Baldwin, your ghost host: please fasten your seatbelts and
prepare to drive very slowly and respectfully through the I-Way's
growing graveyard of hopes, dreams, and venture capital.
*---- VALUJET ----*
----- http://www.valujet.com/saga.html
Now that Valujet has officially become a ghost airline, with a real
ghost fleet of grounded DC-9's, it's only natural that its web site be
cast adrift so that only a few of the webnescienti can find it. My
friends at The Netly News have explored the mysterious demise of the
Valujet site with exhaustive forensic precision; I'll only add the
obvious unfortunate observation that this site might well be joined by a
couple of others in the next few months if the skies stay unfriendly.
Related URLs:
http://cgi.pathfinder.com/netly/editorial/0,1012,171,00.html
[3 GHOSTIES] Site is Dead, but Well-Preserved
*---- 24 HOURS IN CYBERSPACE ----*
----- http://www.Cyber24.com/
This peerless example of web-based ego-driven marketing scams -- which
everybody (especially the press) took very seriously at the time -- has
actually dried up, died, and disappeared, leaving not a trace of the
hoopla which narcotized every digital pundit last February. (Hey, what
about all the essays that I sent to this site? Are they going to wind up
in a royalty-free coffee table book?) Even though 24 Hours in Cyberspace
doesn't even have a DNS entry these days, I'd keep an eye on these
guys: my worst instincts tell me they'll be back with a new scheme and a
new boatload of hapless corporate sponsors.
(Note: a clever parody site, 24 Seconds in Cyberspace, survives the
original. Thank you, Robert Derr, of NeoSoft, for this tip.
Related URLs:
http://www.neosoft.com/~kcderr/24seconds/
[5 GHOSTIES] Site is Stuffed, Embalmed, and Ready for Internet Museum
*---- OJ CENTRAL ----*
----- http://pathfinder.com/technology/features/oj/central1.html
Once capable of generating millions of hits a week, Pathfinder's OJ
Central is now covered with rust, and about to sink beneath the waves
without some fast emergency hull repairs. An unofficial movement to
restore the site to its former grandeur under the Netly aegis has
utterly failed, leaving Pathfinder's former standard bearer with a
terminal case of bit rot and link leprosy. It's sad, really: but not as
sad as the thought that OJ Central might still be roping in the rubes.
[3 GHOSTIES] Site is Dead, but Well-Preserved
*---- VIRTUAL CITY ----*
----- http://www.virtcitnow.com/
Virtual City Magazine, being the brainchild of the well-tailored former
Ziff executive Louis D'Vorkin, really doesn't deserve to have its web
counterpart act like a corpse. Unfortunately, the Virtual City site is
the palest of the pale among magazines purporting to cover the Internet.
Is the web finished as a publishing medium, or is this part of a grand
experiment by Newsweek, Virtual City's parent company? I'd place my bet
on the theory that Virtual City has a year-end feature in the works, its
topic being the fact that web users are so overcome by information
overload that they now suffer from total amnesia: forgetting first the
fact that this site appears to have been updated exactly once since its
1995 launch.
(Note: As of August 5th, 1996, Virtual City, the magazine, has ceased
publication).
[2 GHOSTIES] Site is Dying in ICU
*---- MCI DELPHI ----*
----- http://www.delphi.com/dir-html/pr/960501a.html
Sorry, folks: this site is completely gone, just like all the
Schnorkel-equipped Atlantic Class U-Boats of World War II. There's
nothing left of MCI/Delphi anywhere, which is really too bad, since it
scared the hell out of many people when Rupert Murdoch and MCI launched
it last year. An attractive mixture of attitudinal pop-culture,
semi-original news, and occasional barbs thrown at Pathfinder, its death
was regretted, at least by myself and an ever-shrinking circle of fellow
connoisseurs. IGuide, its highly menu-ized successor, exhibits many
signs of life, but it lacks the wet-behind-the ears innocence of the now
departed, and thoroughly obliterated original.
[5 GHOSTIES] Site is Stuffed, Embalmed, and Ready for Internet Museum
*---- MARK AND BILL'S EXCELLENT WEB ADVENTURE ----*
----- http://www.zdnet.com/wsources/web/mb950421.html
I've got a sentimental weakness for Mark and Bill's Excellent Web
Adventure: these were the first HTML pages I ever coded (which is why
they're so ugly). Mark and Bill's pages stopped being updated this
April, a clear sign that Mark's Pinky and the Brain-style "Rule The
World" objectives for this project had been thoroughly skotched by
competition from other Ziff mags like Yahoo Internet Life. The lesson of
Mark and Bill's Mediocre Web Debacle is clear: if you're going to do
something in cyberspace, do it so recklessly big that when you fail, at
least people will notice.
[5 GHOSTIES] Site is Stuffed, Embalmed, and Ready for Internet Museum
*---- DIGIRATI RAP ----*
--- http://pathfinder.com/pathfinder/pulse/news/digitalrap/archive/011896.html
Who am I to claim there are no skeletons in my closet? Digirati Rap --
an unfortunate title, I admit -- was to serve as our own little
"soapbox" for unpublished writers to freely rant on tech topics of the
day. Clever idea, eh? Of course, it had to die: unpromoted and buried
within the pre-born again Pathfinder design, this section died the
ignoble death of being ignored (Hell, I even ignored it), and I doubt
it'll be back, especially since the Home Page Institute reports that
over 600,000 home pages now exist, making pro-bono opinion sites a thing
of the past.
[4 GHOSTIES] Site is Dead, shows Advanced Decay
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