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Ghost Sites 25
----- GHOST SITES #25 [March 17, 1999]
----- by Steve Baldwin
(steve_baldwin@hotmail.com)
March, for some reason, always seems to be a cruel month for Web sites
struggling toward the golden horizon of fame and money. Who can forget
March of 1998, a month whose treacherous squalls sent Total New York,
Spanker, Ada Web, and Charged to the bottom in a few horrifying days.
By comparison, this March has been a mild, balmy one - no spectacular
Web content failures - just the usual creeping entropy that creates
annoyance when you stub your browser on an Error 404. There's even some
optimism in the air about Web content, at least if we're to believe the
prognosticastion of the Priests and Madmen at Jupiter Communications,
who forecast a "content renaissance".
We'll believe it when we see it.
With no great Web site disasters to report this month, we can take time
to focus on some lesser, but equally interesting Ghost Sites whose
recent deaths or reports of seriously degraded vital signs warrant
attention, and where appropriate, a brief obituary. So please get your
snake bite kit ready, put fresh batteries in your flashlight, and grab a
rope as we descend into the musty, perilous tomb of the Web Sites that
Time Forgot to Update.
Related URLs:
http://www.disobey.com/ghostsites/gs980325.shtml
http://www.disobey.com/netslaves/manual/lesson_02_11.shtml
*---- SELL.COM ----*
----- http://www.sell.com/
Haynes Lee has an extraordinary Ghost Siting that, in the annals of
Webeology, is likely to be deemed as significant a discovery as the
unearthing of The Rosetta Stone. His report follows:
"Remember when the lawyer couple Canter & Siegel spammed 6000 newsgroups
in 1993/1994 about the Greencard Lottery? They soon registered the
domain sell.com and set up a commerical website for their Cybersell
company. After more spamming, the plug was pulled on their website. They
then wrote a book, "How To Make a FORTUNE on the Information
Superhighway, whose sales tanked along with their Internet company."
"The couple also had a falling out; Canter got disbarred, leaving Martha
Siegel all alone at the helm of Cybersell. Siegel wrote another edition
of the book in paperback by herself and put the "sell.com" site online.
Sales again tanked and the site has been dismantled."
Lee observes that Sell.Com's "Newly revised site coming soon" teaser has
been up for "at least two years", and speculates that Siegel has parked
the domain until its value rises enough to cash out (Lee figures
"sell.com" is worth at least $10,000 now).
In the meantime, this rotted, battered-looking site serves as a
(probably temporary) grave marker for one of the Net's legendary outlaw
pairs: Canter & Siegel - the true founders of e-commerce: the Net's own
inimitable, wholly original incarnation of Bonnie & Clyde.
Once again, Ghost Sites tips its hat to Haynes Lee - the Indiana Jones
of Cyber-archeology - for this extraordinary site find.
[4 GHOSTIES] Site is Dead, Shows Advanced Decay
*---- SPINAL TAP OFFICIAL HOME PAGE ----*
----- http://www.spinaltap.com/
"This is Spinal Tap" was, of course, a very funny movie about the
ridiculous antics of a mythical Heavy Metal band, but it's far less
winning as a Web site that hasn't seen an update for more than two
years. The site's "Reports from the Road" and its press release section
are depressingly ancient, making this band's foray into cyberspace seem
more like a cynical one-shot PR gimmick funded by IBM than a serious
effort at satire.
Unfunniness aside, the Spinal Tap site does contain two rare digital
relics of the 1996-era Web: a "4-Star Site" award GIF from McKinley's
ill-fated Magellan search engine, and a Point Communications "Top 5%"
award. The link to Magellan is broken; the link to Point resolves to
Lycos.
Thanks to CallieKitty for bringing Spinal Tap's abandonment to our
attention.
Related URLs:
http://www.spinaltap.com/tour3/derek.html
http://www.spinaltap.com/press/pr.html
[5 GHOSTIES] Site is Stuffed, Embalmed, and Ready for Internet Museum
*---- MARCHMADNESS.COM ----*
----- http://www.marchmadness.com/
The temporally-challenged content on MarchMadness.Com - an unofficial
site based in Dallas which evidently had some business relationship with
the yearly NCAA games, is a full two years out of date.
We poked around the site and didn't find much actual news on March
Madness 1997 - just a few come-ons to join a contest and buy NCAA
merchandise. So the world will little mourn this site's demise - it's
just another clump of marketing flotsam fouling props in the browser
lanes.
But seeing marchmadness.com - by anyone's guess a piece of uniquely
valuable domain real estate - fall into an advanced state of decay is
vexing - it makes one wonder whether it, like sell.com, has been
mothballed as part of a plan to raise money on a domain sale. If so, a
"For Sale" sign would be a welcome addition to this rusty relic.
[4 GHOSTIES] Site is Dead, Shows Advanced Decay
*---- SUCK HARDER ----*
----- http://www.theobvious.com/harder/
Paul T.Riddell kindly let us know that yet another sharp-edged parody
site has grown furry with digimold - Suck Harder, a site he reports "was
intended as a parody of "Suck". Riddell notes that the site came
"complete with obvious copying of the original Suck logos" and was
"apparently written by someone pissed that s/he was rejected for a real
article in "Suck" three or so years ago."
Suck, of course, was and is a caustic bowl of media-obsessed nastiness
that defined Net criticism as a bone fide literary form when it noisly
launched in 1996. Althoug it's lost its edgier-than-thou edge in recent
years - as most of us do in middle age - it's still alive and spewing,
much to the credit of its original founders, who long ago departed from
Suck's editorial staff, but left their everlasting stamp on its bilious
mission.
At Suck Harder, readers can get a taste of the old, original nastiness
that made Suck such a great read years ago, in the days before
negativity became portalized into yet another empty subgenre within the
great searchable taxonomy of the Net's corporate mind. (Hey, doesn't
that sound like Suck?)
Note: shortly after this issue of Ghost Sites was posted, we received a
note from Michael Sippey, one of the team responsible for Suck Harder,
who wanted to correct our assumption that his site was created by
disaffected Sucksters. His response follows:
"Suck Harder was, indeed, intended to be a parody of Suck, and was
intended to be the home of rejected Suck submissions. And yes, we copied
the original Suck logos. But we weren't pissed off Suck rejects -- the
creators were actually regular Suck contributors at the time, and 'Suck
Harder' was a way to milk Suck fever for all it was worth. Suck Harder
launched on August 8, 1996, in conjunction with a companion piece we
wrote that appeared on Suck itself."
"Obviously, the site hasn't been updated in nearly two years. But we
never made promises of regular content delivery, with our dateline
reading "Updated WHENEVER we get a submission." But heck, if being a
"Ghost" gets us a mention in a popular email newsletter, we're all for
it."
Related URLs:
http://www.suck.com/
[5 GHOSTIES] Site is Stuffed, Embalmed, and Ready for Internet Musum
*---- PEP: PARENTS, EDUCATORS, AND PUBLISHERS ----*
----- http://www.microweb.com/pepsite/
Here's a worthy, well-meaning site that needs some "tough love" to keep
it from walking down the primrose path to abject truancy. Conceived as a
"dynamic information repository" for consumers and publishers of Kids'
software and "edutainment" titles, PEP's "What's New" section was last
updated in February of 1997 - never a promising sign.
Broken links to "Custom Computers for Kids" and "Childrens' Software
Revue" take a few more points off, but the site isn't completely dead -
its Registry of Educational Software Publishers was updated within the
last month.
PEP is a small-scale operation that seems to be safe in its niche, and
its maintenance woes certainly aren't serious enough to diagnose it as
dying or dead - it just needs to have its knuckles hit with a ruler. Our
feeling is that anyone claiming to be "a dynamic repository" needs to
hire a 10-year old Net Slave to keep the furnace stoked with fresh
content.
Related URLs:
http://www.microweb.com/pepsite/new.html
http://www.disobey.com/netslaves/
[1 GHOSTIE] Site is Calling in Sick
*---- MOVIETIMES ----*
----- http://www.movietimes.com/
Entertainment. E-Commerce. Local Focus - are these unbeatable content
elements or prescriptions for disaster? You decide, but here's a
California-based movie listings site whose fate suggests the latter.
MovieTone's a flat-liner, unless "The Apostle" is really still playing
in Alameda County along with "The Full Monty", and "Blues Brothers 2000"
and "Spice World" are still wowing them in Santa Clara. If my knowledge
of recent film release dates is correct, this site died a year ago -
maybe earlier.
We can only speculate as to what might have gone wrong in MovieTimes'
back office, but keeping this site up to date must have been a hellish
task for some poor coder. Movie listings don't age well - this ephemeral
stuff belongs in a database, not on a hand-coded HTML page.
Sites like MovieTimes need to automate, or die in the crosshairs of
deep-pocketed competitors such as MoviePhone-AOL, Sidewalk, and other
robotically-driven directory sites. We can't be certain that MovieTimes'
maintainers bailed when they saw this ugly colossus coming, but wouldn't
blame them if they did.
Related URLs:
http://www.movietimes.com/sf1.html
[4 GHOSTIES] Site is Dead, Shows Advanced Decay
*---- HARRY HELM'S HOME PAGE ----*
----- http://users.abac.com/harryh/
Harry Helms asks an excellent question: "What do you do when you have a
personal page, you switch ISPs, and your old ISP keeps your old page
alive and there's nothing you can do about it since you can't access it
anymore?"
Well, Harry, you wind up with a digital albatross around one's neck:
plus a hellish, Orwellian identity crisis that can completely derail
one's honest efforts to manage one's image, identity, and digital
destiny.
You don't think that Harry's got a serious problem? Are you the same
person that you were 13 months ago? Of course not, and neither is Harry!
But as time goes forward, Harry's entire digital persona - because he
can't update it - will inevitably grow as out of date as the Partridge
Family. He's utterly powerless to intervene in this dreadful process -
which makes the troubles of Dorian Gray look trivial.
Helms is even toying with the idea of offering his unresponsive ISP a
wad of cash to get rid of his old persona, which he admits is "an
embarassing momento of my past". Many of us are in the same boat - the
idiotic pages we put on Geocities or Tripod years ago won't ever die
because we've mislaid the passwords, or otherwise bolluxed things up.
Unlike Harry, however, we've got nobody to blame for this disaster but
ourselves.
How much would you be willing to pay to erase a nightmare? Just ask
Harry Helms - a man who, through no fault of his own, no longer controls
his identity - a true 21st Century horror story.
[5 GHOSTIES] Site is Stuffed, Embalmed, and Ready for Internet Museum
*---- TRENT DONOHOO'S HOME PAGE ----*
----- http://www2.dynamite.com.au/tdonohoo/
In a case eerily similar to that of Harry Helms, a heedless ISP is to
blame for maintaining Trent Donohoo's modest home page long past its
useful life, forcing unneeded atavistic anxiety upon himself, his
family, and friends.
"Short of getting a hacker to break into it for me it will remain slowly
dying", Donohoo laments. "It hasn't shown it's age too much yet, except
for the fact that the children in the photo are now well advanced into
their school lives, and don't resemble in the least the youngsters on
the page."
Imagine not being able to recognize your own kids on your home page! Or
becoming so depressed by something "slowly dying" in your world that
you'd consider hiring a team of "identity erasers" to break in and
delete your past. What kind of fearful world are we creating here?
Let the grim plight of Harry Helms and Trent Donohoo be a sobering
lesson to cyber-squatters everywhere: the home page you create today may
assume a zombie-like existence tomorrow, unless you personally oversee
its burial.
If you're so foolish as think that your digital expressions, identity,
and look and feel will be dutifully expunged by your ISP, you're in for
a haunting - a terrible visit from your own, highly personalized, Ghost
Site. Auggh!
See you next month, people!
[5 GHOSTIES] Site is Stuffed, Embalmed, and Ready for Internet Museum
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