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{ George Carlin: nonconformist, liberal, open-minded, and by far }
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{ has been transcribed for your carnal [dis]pleasure. Enjoy! }
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AN INCOMPLETE LIST OF IMPOLITE WORDS:
2,443 FILTHY WORDS AND PHRASES
Part II
Compiled By George Carlin
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Text Entry by Havoc
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Lecher
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alley cat amoroso
animal basher
bed-presser belly bumper
bird's nester bluebeard
bum fiddler casanova
chimney sweep chippy chaser
cock hound cocksman
cocksmith don juan
eager beaver feather-bed soldier
fleece hunter flesh fly
flesh monger flower fancier
fox hunter fuckster
gamestock gash hound
goat grouser
gully raker hair monger
headhunter horseman
king of clubs ladies' tailor
lech libertine
lothario lover
make-out artist meat hound
moll hunter mr. horner
muttoner parish bull
pelter pinch-bottom
prigger quail hunter
ranger rider
rooster rounder
rutter sexpert
sexual athleat sharpshooter
skin dog smell smock
son of venus sportsman
stallion stoat
stud swinger
swordsman tad
tit kisser tomcat
town bull town rake
tug-mutton tummy tickler
whisker splitter whore hopper
whore hound womanizer
woodman
Easy Woman
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adultera alley cat
bangster bed bunny
belly-lass biffer bimbo
bunny calico queen
charity's stuff chippy
coming wench cum freak
dead easy easy lay
easy make easy meat
floozy free-for-all
free ride gay in the groin
gobble-prick goober grabber
grassback grind
hairy bit high flyer
hobby horse horns-to-sell
hoy lay hot stuff
hot number hot tamale
hussy jazz baby
letching piece light skirts
loose woman miss horner
nestlecock nympho
open-ass pick-up
piece of stray playgirl
pleaser push-over
puta roundheel
scupper sexpot
shagstress short-heeled wench
slot-jab soft-jaw
strollop tickle-tail
town punch tramp
wag-tail walk-up fuck
wanton warm bit
willing-tit yes-girl
Prostitute
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ass peddler bachelor's wife
bangster barrack hack
bimmy bird
biscuit blouser
bob tail boong moll
broad bunny
burlap sister business girl
butt-peddler call girl
cannon woman canvasback
chippy cock-eyed jenny
coffee grinder come-catcher
common sewer company girl
crack salesman cruiser
door keeper dress for sale
early door erring sister
fallen woman fast-fanny
fast woman ferry
flag-about flash-tail
flatback flax-wench
flesh pot floosie
foreskin hunter frail sister
garbage can girl at ease
guinea hen harlot
harpie hatrack
hay-bag hooker
hose-bag hunt-about
hustler joy girl
lady of the evening lease piece
livestock loose fish
lowheel mattress
merry-legs moonlighter
moth need-woman
night jobber nockstress
notch-broad nymph of darkness
old rip overnight bag
painted woman pavement princess
piece piece of trade
pinch-prick pintle-twister
poker climber pro
prossy punchable fun
put quial
quiff raspberry tart
reciever general red-light sister
sailor's bait saleslady
scarlet sister she sails
sister sister of mercy
sloop of war slut
speedy sister sporting girl
stem siren streetwalker
strumpet tail
tart thrill dame
toffer tricking broad
tumble vent rider
vice sister whore
window tapper woman about town
working girl zook
Pimp
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apron squire ass peddler
brother of the gusset button broker
crack salesman fishmonger
flesh peddler gorilla
honey man hustler
iceberg slim mack man
missionary panderer
petticoat merchant ponce
procurer prosser
runner skirt man
stable boss toute
whiskin
Brothel
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academy bagnio
bag-shanty bandbox
bat house beauty parlor
beaver base bed house
bird cage bordello
button-hole factory cab joint
cake shop call house
can house cat flat
cat house chippy house
coupling house disorderly house
doss house fish market
flash crib flesh market
fuckery garden house
girlery goathouse
goosing slum heifer barn
house of all nations house of ill fame
kip shop knocking shop
ladies' college leaping house
moll shop notchery
notch joint nunnery
pushing school red-light house
rib-joint riding academy
sporting house temple of venus
touch-crib vaulting house
warm shop whorehouse
whoreshop
Masturbate (male)
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backstroke roulette bash the candle
beat off beat the bishop
beat the dummy beat the meat
beat the stick bleed the weed
blow your load bludgeon the beefsteak
bop the baloney box the jesuit
buff the banana burp the worm
butter the corn choke the chicken
choke the sherrif and wait for the posse to come
clean your rifle crank your shank
crown the king cuff the carrot
diddle drain the monster
fist fuck fist your mister
five against one flog the dog
flog the hog flog your dong
flute solo fondle the fig
gallop the antelope give it a tug
grease the pipe hack the hog
hand job hand work
have it off hitchhike under the bigtop
hump your hose jackhammer
jack off jazz yourself
jerk off jerk the gherkin
lope the mule make the bald man puke
manipulate the mango manual override
milk the lizard mount the corporal and four
nerk your throbber oil the glove
onan's olympics one-man show
pack your palm paddle the pickle
paint the pickle paint the ceiling
please your pisser plunk your twanger
pocket pinball pocket pool
polish the rocket polish the sword
pound off pound your flounder
pound your pud pull off
pull the pole pull the pope
pull the pudding pull your prick
pull your taffy pump the python
ram the ham ride the great white knuckler
rope the pony rub off
shag shine your pole
shootin' putty at the moon slakin' the bacon
slammin' the salmon slam the hammer
slam the spam slappin' pappy
slapping the clown sling the jelly
snap the monkey snap the rubber
snap the whip soldier's joy
spank the frank spank the salami
squeeze the lemon stroking it
stroke off stroke the dog
stroke your poker take yourself in hand
tease the weenie tenderize the meat
the five-knuckle shuffle thump the pump
tickle your pickle toss off
tweak your twinkie varnish your flagpole
visiting rosie palm and her five daughters
walk the dog wank
wax the carrot wax the dolphin
whack off whip off
whip the dummy whip the wire
whip your dripper whizzin' jizzum
wonk your conker work off
wrestle your eel wring out your rope
yang your wang yank off
yank the crank yank the plank
yank your yam yank your strap
Masturbate (female)
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beat the beaver clap your clit
cookin' cucumbers finger
finger fuck finger job
gettin' it wet greasin' the gash
hand trip hide the hot dog
hit the slit hose your hole
juice the sluice let the beaver swim
makin' some soup pet the poodle
she-bop slam the clam
tickle the taco two-finger tango
Homosexuals (male)
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alice ass bandit
angel ass king
auntie blow boy
bun duster buttercup
bandit belle
bent betty
boy broken-wrist
brown-hatter cocksucker
cake eater cream puff
cock queen capon
cannibal chicken
chicken-hawk closet queen
cowboy dicksucker
dick smoker daffodil
ducky dandy
daisy dicky licker
ethel fag
faggot fruit
fairy flirt
flaming faggot gay
gayboy girlie
goat blower gobbler
gonsel green and yellow fellow
gentlemiss gussie
homo he-she
himmer hen-hussy
joy-boy joey
lad-lass lisper
lavender boy light-foot
lily limp-wrist
lick-spigot malkin
mary ann molly mop
miss nancy meat hound
midnight cowboy mince
minty mother
mattress muncher nance
nancy boy nelly
nephew one of those
pink pants pansy
poof panty waist
powder puff pretty boy
pussy punk
pillow-biter piccolo player
quiff queer
queen quince
rear admiral rear gunner
raving queen rimadonna
receiver sissy
screaming fairy sis
soapy sister
spurge sissy-britches
skin diver skippy
suckster sweetie
swish third-sexer
three-dollar bill three-legged beaver
twinkie twank
twixter turd burgler
uranist undercover man
whoops boy willie boy
wonk
Homosexuals (Female)
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amy-john boon dagger
bull bull dyke
bull dagger butch
beaver eater carpet muncher
dyke diesel dyke
fairy lady fem
femme fluff
fluzz dyke gal boy
gay jasper
lady-lover les
lesbyterian lezzie
lezbo lezzo
lover under the lap margie
mintle ruffle
rug eater split tail lover
sappho sister
sergeant tribadist
tootsie top sergeant
wolf
Sodomite
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bird-taker brown hatter
brownie brownie king
bugger bum fucker
burglar corn-holer
eye doctor gentleman of the back room
gut butcher gut fucker
gut scraper gut stuffer
inspector of manholes jesuit
jockey reamer
ring-snatcher sheep-herder
shit stirer stern chaser
stuffer turd burglar
turk uncle
usher wolf
Anal Intercourse
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ass-fuck backdoor
bake potatoes bend some ham
baloney colonic basco boulevard
brown brown hole
bugger bum fuck
butt-bang butt-fuck
chocolate speedway cornhole
dig a ditch dip in the fudgepot
do a brown dot the "I"
fish for brown trout fluff the duff
get some mud for the duck goin' down the dirt road
greeking hershey highway
hit someone in the seat keister stab
kneeling at the altar making poundcake
mustard road over the bridge to plimpton
packing fudge paint the bucket
pop it in the toaster powder someone's cheeks
pushin' shit uphill ram job
ream rectify
ride the deck saddle up
shit-fuck split some buns
stir fudge third way
thread somebody tom-fuck
Analingus
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ass blow bite the brown
blow some ass clean up the kitchen
eat jam eat poundcake
lickety-split play the piano
rim job rimming
shove the tongue smear the tuna
snarf suck asshole
sugar bowl pie take a trip to the moon
tell a french joke tongue-fuck
toss a salad whitewash the back 40
Fellatio
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B.J. blow
blow job blow the whistle
bone-lipper chew it
cop a doodle cop a stem
drop on it eat dick
fluting french job
french way get a facial
give face give head
give pearls gobble
gobble the goop go down
go down for a whomp go down on
gum a root gunch
head job hum a tune
hum job hummer
inhale the oyster knob job
lay some lip mouth fuck
munch open wide for chunky
pipe job piston job
play a tune polish the chrome
polish the knob serve head
slob the knob smoke a dick
smoke the white owl suck a bondini
suck dick suck off
suck the sugar-stick sucky-fucky
swallow a sword swing on it
tongue job worship at the altar
wring it dry
Cunnilingus
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barking at the ape bird-washing
blow-job box lunch
bush dinner canyon yodeling
cuntino fillet with white sauce cunt lapping
dive a muff eating at the "Y"
eating pussy eating out
egg mcmuff face job
french job french tricks
furburger give face
give head go down on
go south go under the house
hair pie head job
larking lickety split
moustache ride muff barking
muff dive mumbling in the moss
pearl diving playing in the sandbox
sea food dinner shrimping
sit on one's face skull fuck
smokin' in the fur sneeze in the basket
sneeze in the cabbage talking to the boat people
talking to the canoe driver telephone the stomach
tongue-fuck tuna taco
whistle in the dark whistling in the weeds
yodeling in the gully
Mutual Oral Sex
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dinner beneath the bridge double header
flip-flop head over heels in love
loop-de-loop play hoop snake
P's and Q's sea food mutual
sixty-nine
Group Sex
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bunch punch chain jerk
choo-choo circle jerk
club sandwich crew screw
daisy chain everythingathon
fuckathon gang bang
gang shag group grope
mazola party mob job
mongolian cluster fuck orgy
pull a train pull party
ring jerk round pound
swing party team cream
three way
The Posterior (all parts)
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arse ass
asshole back end
back door back door trumpet
backside behind
bim blindeye
blot bogey
boody booty
bosco boulevard bottom
brown bucket brownie
bucket bum
bung hole buns
butt caboose
cans cheeks
chocolate speedway chuff
clunes corybungus
culo derriere
dirt road dot
double juggs duff
dummock duster
fanny farting clapper
feak fud
fudge tunnel gigi
grommet hershey highway
hearts heinie
hind hole
hunkers keister
khyber pass last part over the fence
latter end little brown eyeball
luds moon
nates northpole
orbs poop chute
porthole prats
pucker hole rear
rearend rester
ring rip
round-eye rump
scut seat
sewer shit chute
slats tail
tan track toby
toches tush
underside windmill
windward passage
Excrement
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alley apple baby ruth
brown round ca-ca
cack cow puppy
crap dead soldier
doo-doo dreck
dung duty
horse dumpling hockey
jank meadow dressing
night soil plot
poop poo-poo
shit turd
yackum
Defecate
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bury a quaker chuck a turd
clart dispatch one's cargo
drop a load go potty
grunt lay some cable
make a deposit pinch a loaf
poop post a letter
scumber squat
take a dump take a shit
Related
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chuffnuts clinkers
dingleberries fartleberries
klingons will-knots
Flatulence
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back-talk blast
blow off blow the horn
break wind breeze
bucksnort burn bad powder
burnt cheese cabbage fart
cheezer chocolate thunder
crepitate cut one
drop a rose fart
fluff gurk
hinder blast honk
lay a fart let go
let one make a rude noise
pass air pocket thunder
poot rouser
scotch warming-pan shoot rabbits
stinker tail shot
talk german tee off
wet one whiffer
winder
Urine
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chamber lye cousin sis
golden shower long tea
mickey bliss number one
pee pee-pee
piss sis
tail juice tail water
tea wee
wee-wee yellow stream
zigg
Urinate
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bleed the liver burn the grass
do number one drain
drain the lizard drain the radiator
drain the snake drain the suds
kill a snake kill a tree
lag lant
leak let fly
make make water
nature stop pass water
pee pee-pee
pick a daisy piddle
piss point percy at the porcelain
pump ship rack off
run off shake a sock
shake hands with an old friend shake the dew off the lily
slack splash
spring a leak squeeze the lemon
squirt strain one's taters
syphon the python take a leak
take a piss take your snake for a gallop
tinkle toy-toy
train terrance on the terra cotta
visit miss murphy void
water the dragon water the horses
wee wee-wee
wet whiz
wring out a kidney wring the dew off the branch
wring your sock out
Smegma
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cheese duck butter
gnat bread
Toilet
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altar room bath
bathroom biffy
bog chamber of commerce
closet of decency comfort station
facilities gentlemen's room
gent's room indoor plumbing
jake john
ladies' room lav
leakery library
little boys' room little girls' room
loo marble palace
men's room mrs. jones place
old soldiers' home pisser
plumbing pot
powder room public convenience
restroom sandbox
shit house shitter
shot tower tearoom
twilight used beer department
washroom water closet
where the queen goes on foot whiz stand
whizzer
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and of course.....
George Carlin
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