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' anada "J'accuse Xmas" 13 jan '
' 259 by Schoolboy 2001 '
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So Christmas (or Xmas as I like to write because Im a rather sad,
pedantic atheist) has been and gone and thank fuck for that. Xmas is even
less fun than New Years eve as this is forced enjoyment with your family.
Forced enjoyment is excruciating enough, and theres scarcely anything worse
than when it falls when youre in a bad mood, but when you have to pretend
to have fun AND like all your family you just want to run away screaming.
I hope your Xmas was great, by the way, and you got all you wished
for from this occasion.
It is a cliché that families row during Xmas and why is that? Its
because its Xmas. We find we put so much pressure on ourselves not only to
have fun but to have a sense of togetherness, kinship within the family
unit, as its forced down our red-raw propaganda slots, that we totally lose
it at the slightest sign of discord.
Its the same feeling that Xmas has to be a perfect time, surrounded
by loving relatives that drives The Alone to suicide. Jesus, isnt Xmas
shit?
Im not a Scrooge. I go significantly into debt to fund the present
buying, just so I can justify getting presents. I confess it puts a smile
on my face to get a present right and create gasps of joy from an elderly
relative. I like eating chocolate and drinking rich alcoholic beverages but
I dont really like it in the context of Xmas.
Think about it. What happened 4 Xmases ago. Can you remember? Can
you remember anything much about Xmas in 1992? Nope, neither can I.
And whats all this crap about Festive Spirit and a time to be kind
to your fellow man. EVERDAY should be a time to be kind to your fellow
man! It should be everyday that your boss comes in and insists we start the
working day with a glass of bucks fizz and at least every other day he sends
you home an hour early.
All right, I went a bit far then but I mean we should help people out
and be understanding at all times. It is typical of Man that we should
attempt to come up with a festive period. To ghettoise the community
instinct to the depths of winter is poetically telling of our flaws.
Still, I suppose without Xmas we wouldnt get ANY presents or enjoy a
short period in the year when bosses smile at you, every other colleague
brings in mince pies and chocolates and your employer virtually pays for
your food for about a week with Xmas parties.
But then without Xmas we wouldnt have to travel in the worst weather
possible for hours visiting family and spending $100 in unleaded (its $1.16
per litre in Britain!!) to do it which is just about paid for by the Xmas
money you get.
The only thing you cant argue about it is its going to happen every
year for the rest of your life. Merry life.
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` anada259 by Schoolboy (c) 2001 anada e'zine `