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Another Night and Day Alliance 084
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#### ### "Laxity Be Thy Name" ###
####### by Alek
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---->Ozzy's 2 gallon jug on moonshine <----
(he's at work. there's this girl that he works with that is approaching him
with a large jug.)
him: what's that you've got there?
her: it's a 2 gallon jug of ozzy osboure brand moonshine.
him: seriously?
her: (nodding) yeah.
him: man, thats seriously fucked up. can i smell it?
her: (unscrewing the cap) sure!
him: (smells it and coughs violently) fuck, does ozzy drink this shit?
(screwing the cap back on)
her: supposedly.
him: damn, no wonder he's the way he is. say, my name is ozzy osbourne,
too. want me to autograph it for you?
her: woah, that would fucking rule, duder!
him: (takes out a sharpie brand marker and signs it) there ya go!
her: (reading it...) to _____ , ROCK ON! -OZZY. woah, fuckin sweet, thanks
duder!
him: no problem, anytime! (smiles and gives a big THUMBS UP.)
(fade to black)
[*****]
----> Such words were upon the tounges of demons. <----
*EMETIC*
glass of whine
next to scarecrow
next to brooding
synoptical
synapse, fly traps
popping up in june
you resist
the desert swells
kiss a cactus
kiss a scorpion
metaphysical
insert circuitry
time sweats on me
small laughing
legal currency
paper dolls
paper house
comical
forgotten curiousity
nefarious assistance
bogged down
dripping yellow
contorted features
contorted organ
mechanical
find my position
positioned upside-down
smiling scabbed...
*NIGGLING*
you forgot
my scales
my everything
left behind
just this
anomaly
life tastes
acrid
insecticides spread
leave no trace
swallowed me whole
fight for
my ambivolence
i remain
agoraphobic...
*GIMBAL*
lobotomies
quite beneficial
i think
but then again
im not paid
to breath
i am
the remora
clinging
endlessly
parasitic
for you
i know you
are quite
appreciative
its true
its true...
[*****]
---->Somniphobia<----
nosebleed
smiling fragrance
haunting shade
manufacture something
hung upside down
connected to the mainframe for the last 24 hours
courses plotted and re-plotted
buy yr plots now
headstones included
I am listless
I am without soul
I have been shaped
molded remolded reshaped
rehashed
I am me
I am he
I am merman
aquatic acrobat
coral stalagmites
various sea life
partaking in
somnambulist conspiracies
but I am not in
a somnolent state
I am just
soft bound
in feathers and linen
lids shut
like a bud...
[*****]
----> short thingees <----
you sit there and you fucking go on and on talking about who fucking knows
what. you were sent here by some very evil men to torture me. you suck.
i make my thumb and index finger into a gun. i begin shooting at you, "BANG
BANG!!! BANG BANG!!!" you shut up and leave.
another asshole sits down.
[*****]
stare at me from across the table. tell about today's happenings. i REALLY
care. talk and talk i will nod and smile. all the while the leave it to
beaver theme song plays continuously in my head.
[*****]
she was sitting on the couch watching some stupid shit. it was probably
some lame show on the WB. her father was in the recliner getting fucking
wasted. she knew he was going to fuck with her later. he has that look in
his eyes. she took her gun out from under the couch cushion and blew his
black brains all over the walls. she put the gun in her mouth and pulled
the trigger. her blood and brains and skull all over the walls also.
her note:
"dear mom...
sorry you have to clean up the mess."
[*****]
there was this shitty car parked in the far left corner of the parking lot
behind the crappy diner. shawn and i ripped off the door and then put it
through the sunroof. we jumped on the roof until it collapsed and we fell
right through. we ripped out the drivers seat and put it through the
windshield. i swear the fucking car was made of cardboard.
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# (c)2000 aNAda e'zine aNAda084 .*. by Alek #
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