Another Night and Day Alliance 051

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Another Night and Day Alliance

 · 5 years ago

  

 
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    ####  ###           "How To Become a Tragic Bitter             ###        
     #######                 Reclusive Hypocrite"                            
      ####                        by Mutter 

 * practice tai chi in the shower 
 * refer to a philosophy teacher as "a ghastly muddle" 
 * always inhale 
 * be seen in the worst of company at the best of times 
 * play bad rusty harmonica 
 * hitchhike in spirit 
 * find your religion in daily life ... never church 
 * agitate the humorless 
 * disobey this rule 
 * always follow the previous rule 
 * realize that talking is easier said than done 
 * steal a pair of bowling shoes 
 * mail a package lighter than air 
 * do not pass go, do not see too far ahead but be sure to watch the 
 world spin and keep chasing the moon even though you know you'll never 
 catch it 
 * judge others by artistic principles ... never ones based on morality 
 * show even robin hood a thing or two about fucking-up with good intentions 
 * only get your haircut in a place that plays jazz 
 * only cry over the things you see in the patterns of carpets 
 * have a love/hate relationship with relationships 
 * when in rome, make a spectacle of yourself 
 * do what they expect of you when they least expect it 
 * obsess over your melodramatic head-trips 
 * dig a whole in the ground and then lay next to it 

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 # (c)2000 aNAda e'zine                             aNAda051 .*.  by Mutter # 
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