y0lk-123

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Y0LK

 · 5 years ago

  

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y0lk #123: "sweet-smelling leaves of potpourri up your fucking asshole" bykreid 
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	hello.  kreid speaking.  AN IDLE MIND IS THE BEST WAY TO RELAX YOU 
FUCKING IDIOT.  DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT WAR IS WAR?  DON'T YOU FUCKING KNOW 
ANYTHING AT ALL ANYMORE? 

	this is y0lk issue number #124.  and i swear to god it will not 
contain any words like BOOGER, BONER, or COCKMILK because WE ARE 
INTELLECTUALS AND WE REFUSE TO APPEAL TO THE SICK NEEDS OF YOUR PATHETIC 
MINDS <coughdoo-doocough> 

	and i fucking PROMISE YOU that MILK will NOT SHOOT OUT OF YOUR 
NOSE while you read this issue because it's NOT FUCKING FUNNY ESPECIALLY 
NOT TO YOU, MR. DESENSITIZED TO HUMOR. 

	YOU THINK THIS IS EASY?  YOU THINK YOU COULD DO IT, YOU FUCKING 
HOTSHOT?  I BET YOU WASH BEHIND YOUR FUCKING EARS EVERY FUCKING DAY, DON'T 
YOU?!  I BET YOU SHOVE POTPOURRI UP YOUR FUCKING TIGHT ASSHOLE JUST SO YOU 
CAN SAY "HEY GUYS MY SHIT REALLY DOES SMELL LIKE ROSES!  CHECK ME OUT!!!" 
YOU FUCKING ATTENTION STARVED BRAT. 

	THAT'S IT.  FUCK YOU.  I'M OUT OF HERE.