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Saxonia Issue 04 Part 021
ICQ : adult flirt on low level
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written by Browallia/Nukleus
Communication: the oral way for colorizing our purpose to live among
others. Which doesn't mean it's a simple task.
Even more basic is it show emotional expressions and making sound, which
has been around since the first caveman dropped his stone on his big toe.
After a little ICQ-chat, I realize Im not far away from this caveman. I
couldn't speak, and how to use expressions such as smilies, when you
don't know its purposes? A pitty. A good way of communication, is defintly
not overrated!
I can't tell I'm a frequent user of ICQ, nor a fan of it. But still
having this process running in the autostart directory.
Most people I've met are familar with spanish word such as 'Hola' .
Poor Browallia this wasn't enough, which you'll soon discover. Later on,
Cefa/Nukleus was sticking his spanish nose in this article aswell. But
he seemed to have some problems too. Afterall, spanish and portuguse
were not an 1-to-1 match ;-) . Some fellows, for instance Leunam/Network
may enjoy this espanol lecture. And hopefully my spanish teacher is not
reading this.
Back to ICQ, and communication. I have nothing against a little flirt,
but this was a bit too hard, even for my hardboiled ego. Of the laws of
secretess, I can't reveal her name. But lets call her Mujer Beate. The
chat starts with an anonumous ping, a flashing note-ICQ tray, somewhere,
echoing out on the laptop stationated in my appartment...
1 << PINGeLINGeLING >>0
2 Mujer Beate (01:41 PM) : 0
olá! (Hi!)
2 Mujer Beate (01:46 PM) : 0
oi (Hello!)
1 Browallia (03:30 PM) : 0
hi! que tal? (Hi! How are you?)
2 Mujer Beate (02:22 AM) : 0
olá! (Hi!)
1 Browallia (02:22 AM) : 0
hi!
I know you?
:-)
2 Mujer Beate (02:23 AM) : 0
falo somente português (I only speak portugues)
1 Browallia (02:23 AM) : 0
me no espanol :-( (me no spanish: Yoda starwars, I am :))
2 Mujer Beate (02:23 AM) : 0
Infelizmente (unfortunatly)
pero entendo o escrito em espanhol (men jag kan förstå och skriva spanska.)
Sou Brasileira (Im Brazilian)
1 Browallia (02:24 AM) : 0
ingles? (english? (hello, anybody??? pleaaaase!!! :))))
2 Mujer Beate (02:25 AM) : 0
no
1 Browallia (02:25 AM) : 0
aah :-( ok
2 Mujer Beate (02:25 AM) : 0
vc vive onde? (Were do you live)
1 Browallia (02:26 AM) : 0
que me ICQ numero? (Here, I wanted to ask, how she got my ICQ number?
I intended to say "why you got my ICQ number" ;-))
2 Mujer Beate (02:26 AM) : 0
sim
1 Browallia (02:26 AM) : 0
sim? (post note: SIM = Simple Instant Messenger, multi protocol, with
support for ICQ, Jabber, MSN etc..)
2 Mujer Beate (02:27 AM) : 0
fiz o ICQ e busq (not even Cefa know what this means, sorry :-))
alguém para adicionar (something like this: add me to your ICQ)
apareceu o seu nome (so will your name appear)
1 Browallia (02:28 AM) : 0
tu una chica? (are you a girl?)
2 Mujer Beate (02:28 AM) : 0
mas não sei adicionar pessoas (we think this sentence says: but no
additional persons (?))
no, tengo 56 anos e Vc? (no, Im 56 years (shit!!) )
1 Browallia (02:29 AM) : 0
ah, si.. Me no chica . Me no espanol/portuguse (ah, okey, Im no. girl.
no spanish or portuguse)
2 Mujer Beate (02:30 AM) : 0
vc é de onde? (where are you from?)
1 Browallia (02:30 AM) : 0
vc? (hey lady, I don't understand u, can u please stop those
portuguse shortcuts.. please!!)
2 Mujer Beate (02:30 AM) : 0
você. Tu es de onde? (you. From where are you?)
1 Browallia (02:32 AM) : 0
Soy Europa (I am European)
2 Mujer Beate (02:32 AM) : 0
tu homem ou mulher? (are you a man or woman?)
1 Browallia (02:32 AM) : 0
que? (I dont undertand, what?, and then I rapidly changed subject...)
que hora in Brasilia? (and now, my best sentence: how much time is it
in Brasilia? )
2 Mujer Beate (02:34 AM) :0
man ou woman?
1 Browallia (02:34 AM) : 0
man
1 Browallia (02:34 AM) : 0
me 28 Anos (28 years (Im just like half of her age then hehe))
2 Mujer Beate (02:34 AM) : 0
Brasil:23:34h
1 Browallia (02:34 AM) :0
Europa 02:34
2 Mujer Beate (02:35 AM) : 0
mui tade (how late)
Boa Noite (something like: 'welcome night')
vá dormir (go sleep (yea mom! :)))
1 Browallia (02:36 AM) : 0
me dormir? si (I should sleep? yes..)
1 Browallia (02:36 AM) : 0
tu fumar? (I wanted to ask if she smoked :-) this may be wrong
interpretated, and definetly a bad timing for this conversation :)
2 Mujer Beate (02:36 AM) : 0
muito tarde (its very late)
1 Browallia (02:36 AM) : 0
que? (why?)
2 Mujer Beate (02:36 AM) : 0
no (answering smoke question above)
tu fumar? (you smoke?)
1 Browallia (02:36 AM) : 0
no
2 Mujer Beate (02:36 AM) : 0
bom (good)
1 Browallia (02:36 AM) : 0
me comprendo muy poco (I understand very little)
hasta la vista :-) (baby)
2 Mujer Beate (02:37 AM) : 0
hasta la vista beijos (hasta la vista, kisses)
1 Browallia (02:37 AM) : 0
ciao Brasilia! Encantada! (nice to meet you)
2 Mujer Beate (02:38 AM) : 0
ciau
post note: If I met her again? No, I have to refresh my spanish a bit,
and probably grow up first ;-)
