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HOW TO REALLY USE THAT SPIFFY MONOPOLY MONEY
DANGER: * Thursday,3/05, 12:00pm
FUN: **** WHAT YOU NEED: a monopoly set
DISCLAIMER: uhm.. you can only pull this off if you be 31337. if your
eliteness level is not 255+ dont even think about this. i
am just offering this for information and stuff.
WHAT TO DO: ok doodz, you have probably heard about the new hundred dollar
bill. the cool thing about the bill is that even though it is
talked about, most quickee mart attendants have never seen this.
also, since they generally have an iq lower than the monetary
value of the bill itself, they quite easilly fall for this
true haq. ok, go to the toy store any buy a game of monopoly.
rip open the package and take out the cash... thats right,
you are rich! go down to the local quickee mart and whip out a
nice 100 dollar bill. the conversation should go something like
this...
quickie mart guy: what?! you think i be stupid?
yoo: wot do you mean?
qmg: you expect me to take funny money for those nudy magz n beer?
yoo: funny money? dood, havent you heard?
qmg: heard what?
yoo: the gnu 100 dollar bill... its on the news and stuff..
qmg: ok dood, thats cool, sorry.
yoo: no prob.
now at this point, you know the guy pumps gas all day (inhaling
those healthy gasoline fumes). so what does a good anarchist do?
take advantage of the situation!
yoo: hey man, you like the new bills?
qmg: yeah man, those are really unique!
yoo: dood, i got the bunch of these bills.. there wont be any
more 'round here for quite a while. i have a lot here,
and i wouldnt mind trading wif you..
qmg: no way man? i have about 800 bux here, would you mind?
yoo: of course not, im a nice guy!
qmg: wait till i show my freinds.. they will be so jealous!
THE END: its the end.. go on... have some fun!
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$ 01 $ the other white meat $ creed $
$ 02 $ several k-leet hax0rs sittin around a campfire and groovin $ creed $
$ 03 $ nuclear weapons, global destruction, op wars. $ creed $
$ 04 $ a young man, an infant, a yak... all living in sin $ creed $
$ 05 $ household uses for afghanistanian food $ creed $
$ 06 $ pour cement down my anus $ hooch $
$ 07 $ hail santa! $ creed $
$ 08 $ hasidism and sysops - a pair for the nineties? $ hooch $
$ 09 $ lunchables rock. $ creed $
$ 10 $ t-shirts and toejam $ bedlam $
$ 11 $ nap-time - the dog prank - exclusive interview $ hooch $
$ 12 $ movie reviews [showgirls!@] - win95 vs. os/2 [sorta] $ hooch $
$ 13 $ straight outta' compton - dialchix - muh dawg!@ $ hooch $
$ 14 $ i'm a tall, goofy, dorky, chink $ phorce $
$ 15 $ bedazzled by the eliteness $ creed $
$ 16 $ how to blow your nuts out with cornstarch and orangina $ creed $
$ 17 $ i am a warez pup - who are you? $ hooch $
$ 18 $ lemmings $ phorce $
$ 19 $ the science of astrology $ belial $
$ 20 $ the notorious anticlimactic bastards of the zine scene $ cd/h0 $
$ 21 $ dUcK 54uc3?!#$!? $ phorce $
$ 22 $ top 5000 reasons why i should kill myself $ creed $
$ 23 $ citrus fruits for sale $ phorce $
$ 24 $ group masturbation $ belial $
$ 25 $ ethereal experiences for perverted pyromaniacs $ creed $
$ 26 $ catering for the warez eleet $ phorce $
$ 27 $ brief mental pause $ belial $
$ 28 $ the army day camp $ belial $
$ 29 $ the geek theory, hickies, and another long day $ creed $
$ 30 $ nets, zines, and that chick from wings $ hooch $
$ 31 $ mentos! the freedom giver! $ mercuri $
$ 32 $ ramblings of a poseur $ bedlam $
$ 33 $ sitcoms, stereotypes, and satan $ creed $
$ 34 $ fuck you - a note to all y'all on #zines $ hooch $
$ 35 $ apples, oranges, and pears $ phorce $
$ 36 $ the little cultist that couldn't $ creed $
$ 37 $ careening through hyperspace at a slug-like rate $ creed $
$ 38 $ snowday $ phorce $
$ 39 $ creed is g0d $ creed $
$ 40 $ big hurt is ruler of the earth $ bighurt $
$ 41 $ dead people, nasty thoughts, and colored glue $ bighurt $
$ 42 $ bbs softwares/internet $ hooch $
$ 43 $ abandon thy gods! from yonder cometh y0lk! $ creed $
$ 44 $ mogel's own very special personalized $1 y0lk issue $ phorce $
$ 45 $ your burro is no jackass! $ creed $
$ 46 $ rollerskates, indians, eagles and cougars $ creed $
$ 47 $ outer space, ice cream, streetcars and gophers $ creed $
$ 48 $ Evan the genius becomes enlightened and melts his face off $ creed $
$ 49 $ 6 insignificant ziners in a bowling microcosm of life $ creed $
$ 50 $ the best of the worst $ creed $
$ 51 $ the prince of darkness versus some guy named dave $ trip $
$ 52 $ ode to my feet $ creed $
$ 53 $ hopelessly lost $ poots $
$ 54 $ the schoolhouse r0x!# $ phorce $
$ 55 $ campbell's chicken-noodle soup omen of death $ creed $
$ 56 $ dead cats $ juke $
$ 57 $ my inner taco $ handle $
$ 58 $ my place, or yours? $ mercuri $
$ 59 $ how to really use that spiffy monopoly money $ lumpy $
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