Amerikan Junkie 035

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Amerikan Junkie

 · 5 years ago

  

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/  \merikan  /  \_______ __ __ __ _ _ _ 
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/         \  /unkie 
..((035))..\/ 

 
		----[-$tupid Fucking Fla$hlight Cop$-]---- 

 
  
(Eagle Security truck slowly pulls up. As he drives by, he gives me this 
 stare. I give hime a chance to look away before I begin. He doesnt. Thus, 
 the badmood I am in....) 

<AJ> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STARING AT ASSHOLE? 

(The jeep slows, eventually coming to slow stop. A short ass man, around 38+  
 emerges from the vehicle. As he walks up he reaches to his waist, now you KNOW 
 hes not going for a gun....) 

<AJ> Dont even fucking think about shining a bright ass flashlight over here... 

(he doesnt.) 

<AJ> Is there a fucking problem or something? 

<FakeCop> No Sir. We've been having alot of break ins into cars and things, 

<AJ> So what, because Im standing outside, and I all of a sudden become a  
     suspicious person? 

<FakeCop> Well, No sir. I... 

<AJ> Did Hearell Realty hire you? 

<FakeCop> No Sir. 

<AJ> Then why are you here? 

<FakeCop> Its on my route... 

<AJ> Well, whos paying you to be here? 

<FakeCop> I dont know, I just.... 

<AJ> Well then, leave. 

(AJ's GF emerges from the apartment. She sees the security guard...) 

<Lynn> Is there a problem? 

<FakeCop> No,  

<AJ> Even if there was, what were you gonna do? Call the police... Someone 
     WITH some authority... JackAss? 

<AJ> Is there anything else? 

<FakeCop> Uhm, 

<AJ> Im going inside. I hate security guards. 

 
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