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...presents... Stud Muffin R0dent
by Tequila Willy
>>> a cDc publication.......1990 <<<
-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
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NOTE: This was my welcome message on my BBS; [cDc] TWGSC: <209>/526-3194 [cDc]
Some people are just so ungroovy... --Tequila Willy
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December 12, 1987
[1:32 a.m. PST]
As you well know, when you register I ask you to leave a little bit of
feedback, so that I will have a highly vague idea of what you are like. I then
may or may not chat with you in a time soon following that. Lately there has
been a person who has been very persistent in trying to gain access to the
system. I would like to know what you all think of this individual based on
the feedback I have received (which follows after this message).
Note: text written in [ and ] are comments by myself.
(Some messages have been slightly edited - i.e. his phone number and real name
were edited out.)
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Msg#: 5963 *MSG TO SYSOP*
12/09/87 19:35:05 (Read 6 Times)
From: DEPECHE PATROL ..
To: SYSOP (Rcvd)
Subj: NEW
HEY GUY..I NEED PHREAK CODES FOR I.T.T....I AM A LIFE TIME MOD. THAT IS THE
BEST MUSIC AROUND!!! I AM CALLING THIS BOARD BECAUSE I HEARD FROM ME
FRIEND,"THE EXPLOITER" THAT THIS IS A PHREAK ONLY BOARD. PHREAKING IS MY
LIFE..I'M ALSO LOOKING FOR AN I.T.T COMP. FONE #..IF YOU CAN HELP I WILL BE
GREATFULL..BY THE WAY I USED TO HAVE A ACCOUNT HERE UNDER THE NAME "THE
DEVESTATOR" I WAS LEVEL 20.. I WISH TO GET MY OLD STANDING BACK.. LATER
DAZE,,,DEPECHE PATROL.
<F>wd, <D>elete, <A>gain, <R>eply, <N>ext, or <S>top? N
[ New user access is level 20 ]
Msg#: 6028 *MSG TO SYSOP*
12/10/87 09:43:38 (Read 4 Times)
From: DEPECHE PATROL
To: SYSOP (Rcvd)
Subj: NEW USER
YO' MY NAME IS name$,OR DEPECHE PATROL..MY VOICE PHONE IS..415-XXX-XXXX..I AM A
PHREAK..I NEED NEW ITTS. MY LAST EXPERIENCE WITH HACKACKING SENT M.R POLICE MAN
TO MY DOOR..I BROKE INTO A BANK COMP. AND CRASHED THE SYSTEM. THEY HAD A TRACER
THAT CAUGHT ME.THEY LLET ME OFF WITH A WARNING AND A STIFF FINE MY DAD HAD TO
PAY.. WELL THATS ENOUGH ABOUT ME....
<F>wd, <D>elete, <A>gain, <R>eply, <N>ext, or <S>top? N
[ k-rad d00d!1! ]
Msg#: 6056 *MSG TO SYSOP*
12/10/87 20:48:15 (Read 3 Times)
From: DEPECHE PATROL
To: SYSOP (Rcvd)
Subj: ACCOUNT
HEY YOU DONT UNDER STAND...I DO HAVE INFO...I HAVE ALOT OF LISTINGS FOR
BANKS...AS IN THE TERMINALS...I ALSO HAVE..PHONE #'S FOR TELEPHONE
COMPANIES..AND THINGS LIKE THAT..SO AS YOU CAN SEE I DO HAVE INFO TO TRADE...
<F>wd, <D>elete, <A>gain, <R>eply, <N>ext, or <S>top? N
Msg#: 6057 *MSG TO SYSOP*
12/10/87 20:51:54 (Read 3 Times)
From: DEPECHE PATROL
To: SYSOP (Rcvd)
Subj: ...
U HAVE MY PHONE #..USE IT IF YOU DARE....MABY WE CAN DESCUSS MY INFO......BUT
MABY..BESIDES I WANT TO FIND OUT IF I AM ON BOARD OR NOT...............I'M THE
ONLY ONE HERE RIGHT NOW...
<F>wd, <D>elete, <A>gain, <R>eply, <N>ext, or <S>top? N
Msg#: 6093 *MSG TO SYSOP*
12/11/87 16:06:21 (Read 4 Times)
From: DEPECHE PATROL
To: SYSOP (Rcvd)
Subj: THIS BBS
HEY... HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THE INFO I HAVE YET? I HAVE ALOT...CALL ME AND
MABY WE CAN DISCUSS THIS.. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW IF YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME AN
ACCOUNT OR WHAT... YOU HAVE MY PHONE # IF YOU DON'T IT IS 415-XXX-XXXX..PLEASE
CALL..
LATER DAZE.. DEPECHE PATROL
<F>wd, <D>elete, <A>gain, <R>eply, <N>ext, or <S>top? N
[ How do you get rid of this guy?! ]
Msg#: 6094 *MSG TO SYSOP*
12/11/87 18:43:53 (Read 3 Times)
From: VERY MADD
To: SYSOP (Rcvd)
Subj: MADD!!!!!!!!
I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE HELL IS USING MY NAME ON THIS BOARD!!!!!!TH IS MAKES ME
FUCKING MAD!!!!!!call me tonight at 415-XXX-XXXX,,ask for name$!!! they are
using my name "depeche patrol" i'm the guy that crashed the bank
comp..remember?wel l you soon will if i don't get a call
tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i mean it..if i can crash a bank computer i can crash
your wimpy 64...so give me a call tonight!!!!! !!u have until tomorrow to call
me or your comp. will be crashed by the 1st of jan.....i promise u that!.....
the real depeche patrol.. p.s. u sound like a real dick...and u prob. don't
know the first thing about computers.... u prob. don't even know wut a black
box is... call me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!
<F>wd, <D>elete, <A>gain, <R>eply, <N>ext, or <S>top? N
[ This system is not run on a C=64.. ]
Msg#: 6095 *MSG TO SYSOP*
12/11/87 18:52:10 (Read 3 Times)
From: VERY MADD
To: SYSOP (Rcvd)
Subj: BY THE WAY
just try me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thats it for now.. either you call me or
give me an account by tomorrow after noon. or your shut down..trust me iknow
wut i'm doing!!!!!!!!!!!
<F>wd, <D>elete, <A>gain, <R>eply, <N>ext, or <S>top? N
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Well, you heard the guy, looks like this board is "g0in D0WN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He, obviously, "knows wut hes doing!!!!!!!!!!!", we better be careful.
Actually, I don't think this board is "k-elite enph ph0r him!1!"..
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EPILOGUE: Stud muffin, depeche patr0l, never called back after his last
"threat." I think this just goes to show how many real losers are out there;
don't encourage them--it makes me ill.
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More good-natured fun....
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