Impulse Reality 167

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Impulse Reality

 · 5 years ago

  

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     $$ $$                   "The Ten Key Values of the Impulse" 
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        Hither be thy values of thine Impulse Reality. Teneth be thy. 

The Ten Key Values of the Impulse 
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 * We dislike you. 

  * Not really, we're actually just insecure about ourselves. 

  * We write textfiles. Like they did in the olden days. 

  * Not really that "olden," I suppose. 80's-ish old. 

  * Well, it was a popular thing in early-90's too, I suppose. 

  * We're putting the life back into a dead scene. 

  * Well actually, a dead scene is taking the life out of us. 

  * We're nostalgic for the days of textfile glory. 

  * Not really, we weren't alive/old enough to experience those days. 

  * We'd like to apologize for the comment we made about disliking you. 

           Ba-dum! 

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