Impulse Reality 105

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   M E  |    ||    |/____/       From A Midgets Perspective  
   P A  |    ||    |\    \       ir file number 105 
   U L  |____||____| |____|      released 1.17.01 
   L I  |    ||    |\|    |      by ELeKTriK-hEaD 
   S T  |____||____| |____|      we're just fucking with your mind. 
   E Y   even_god_reads_it 

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                                       [midg·et] 
                                       -noun  
                                       1. Offensive. An extremely little 
                                         person who is otherwise normally  
                                         proportioned.  

                                       2. A small or miniature version of  
                                          something.  

                                       3. A class of small objects, as a  
                                          class of very small sailboats or  
                                          racing cars.  

 
upon my arrival home from the mental hospital, i started looking at life from 
another perspective..  from the stand point of a midget.  i can easily walk 
under bathroom stalls, drown in the soapy water of any kitchen sink, and get 
away with beating up adolescent pricks bigger than i.  this is a great life! 
much better than my life when i was over 3 feet tall.  i mean..  you got it 
all.  people give you money because they feel sorry for you..  people laugh 
at me.  it's not like before when people laughed at me without reasoning.. 
i now belong to a species of tiny people, tiny people that society deems 
comical because of our frail bodys and vertical retardation. 

i wanted to share my happieness with the world.  to let everyone know that 
i was a midget.. and i was proud damn it!  the world was a different place 
when i stepped outside my house.  i thought right away talent agents, small 
childern, and people from all walks of life would gather around to see the  
wee man dance a nifty jig.  but it wasn't so..  everyone went about their 
daily routines and paid no mind to the little man striving for attention. 
the bastards!  midgets have givin' so much to the world.. and this is the  
thanks we get.  well fuck you.  

what would Willy Wonka be without his trusty Oompa Loompas?  what would 
Kid Rock be without his better half, er..  yeah, Joe C? what about pro 
wrestling?  where..?  NO WHERE!!!  if it was not for migets i honestly  
believe that the world would have come to an end by now.  someone - somewhere 
was chuckling at a midget when they could have been building bombs and  
selling crack to the childern.  you should be ashamed of yourselves.   
taking for granted the little people God put on this planet for our 
amusement.  you should not even be reading this.  what's wrong with 
you anyway?  can't you even apologize for kneeing one of my people in 
the face?  no, you can't be bothered with such things.  you tall  
pricks show no remorse for knocking a few teeth out of one of my 
midget brothers.  i promise you this, WE WILL NOT BE OPPRESSED ANY 
LONGER!   

i have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true  
meaning of its creed: "we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all  
men are created equal."  i have a dream that one day on the red hills of  
Georgia, which is equal to a mountain for us small folk, the sons of midgets  
and the sons of former midget oppressors will be able to sit down together at 
the table of brotherhood.  but this dream only exists in my mind, and the  
minds of abused tiny people everywhere.  if we must, we will fight the  
tyrants and we will not recede at any price.  you can take our hieght...   
but you'll never take our FREEDOM! 

midgets are good people.  i admit i'd pay good money to see two midgets in a  
boxing match.  c'mon..  it would be like two tyrannosaurus rex's trying to  
throw punches.  it would be great!  but think for a second..  if everyone  
stopped and pretended that they were a midget every once and awhile..  the 
world would be a better place.  that and everyone would be ass ugly. 

 
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