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Impulse Reality 264

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 · 5 years ago

  

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.d""b. impulse reality press no. 264 - please shut up!
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$$ $$ "work-pops"
$$ $$ written by linear
$$ $$ released 8/01/04
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'guy in the elevator'
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i don't care
about your
drunk friend.
please kill yourself



'girl in the cubicle behind me'
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"i like what your shirt says,"
you say.
"i like it when you shut the fuck up,"
i think.



'girl on the fourth floor'
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oh god no,
what the hell is
wrong
with your face?



'guy in breakroom'
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you are not funny
you fat piece of shit
i am trying to watch
The Simpsons;
this is my break,
and you're ruining it.



'girl acorss from me'
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i would like to do you



'guy with stupid hair'
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yes, i am vegan.
yes, you are a douche bag.
PLZ DIE KTHX!


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