Impulse Reality 162

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· 5 years ago

  

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     $$ $$               "An Open Letter to my Ex-English Teacher" 
     $$ $$                          written by linear 
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Dear Mr. Keaney, 

	Ah, it's been a while, hasn't it? We're both a little older now, and 
we've moved on to bigger and better things. Me? I'm in a new English class 
(and I must say, I really enjoy this new teacher of mine), finishing up my 
Senior year... hell, I've even made plans for college. And you, well, I'm  
sure you're busy mis-informing a whole new batch of students. Unfortuneatly 
for them, though, [former student of yours and present friend of mine] Peter  
nor myself are there to correct your mistakes these days. 

	Anyway, I suppose I should get to the point. As I'm sure you've heard 
by now (as it is all the rage with the administration these days - hell,  
they've even threatened me with lawyers!), Peter and I have made a website 
dedicated to you! We hope you enjoy it! Just in case you're not aware, I'll 
be kind enough to present you with the URL: 

                         http://www.grantkeaney.com 

	We went out of our way to point out how terrible of a teacher you  
are. We think we painted a pretty accurate picture, wouldn't you agree? If 
you would like to add anything, feel free to contact me, I'd love to hear  
from you these days. Really! 

	Okay, I think that about covers it! Hope you're having a good year... 
Oh, and in case you forgot the last bit of advice I gave you, it is still  
strongly advise that you go fuck yourself. No, really. I hate you. 

                                              Sincerely 
                                            Jared Dobias, 
                                           Former Student. 

PS, I wrote you a Haiku... 

         You can't teach worth shit 
           My education suffered 
            You awful man, you! 

Okay, so nevermind the Haiku. 

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