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88 88`8b [ ir file no. 236 | released 03/20/03 | 100% tasty text ]
.88. 88 `88. [ "Script" ]
Y8888P 88 YD [ written by Aftermath ]
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| the revolution will be one fueled by art and love alone, |
| there is no hope for revolution based on anything else. |
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(this script was written for a film studdies 11. We were going to film it
behind my friend andrews house, but we never did. Here it is, uneditited.)
SCRIPT
Location: Mountain Behind Andrew's house.
Characters: Joe (Happy. Wants everyone to get along and be happy.)
Fred (Likes to drink and have lots of fun.
Likes to take risks.)
Adam (Music is his life, everything is about music.)
Jim (Likes to break stuff.)
(Friday, June 30th, 2000, in School. 3:15 PM)
Joe - Another year of school gone!
Adam-Woooohoooo! Schools out for summer! Where are we going to party
tonight?
Fred- How about we find a party?
Joe- No way! Lets make our own party! How's about the mountain behind
my house?
Jim- Hell yes! Sounds good, and lets get some bottles instead of cans, so
we can smash them!
Fred- Yeah! We can do lots of that!!!
Jim- Do you mean drinking or smashing?
Joe- Well, lets get over to my place so we can place an order.
(Over at Joe's House)
Joe- Taxi is here with our stuff dudes. Fred, go pay the man.
Fred- Right on!
(Fred goes out, talks to the taxi driver, and looks like he is arguing with
him. Jim, Joe, and Adam watch on)
Joe- I think the cabbie is IDing him. This sucks man! We better get the
stuff, or I am going to be crazy pissed!
Adam-You Gotta have Faith!
Joe- Shuddup Adam.
(Fred gets the items from the cabbie and walks away.)
Fred- That was crazy! That cabbie must be on drugs or something. He
started talking about the end of the world, and black blood, and some
wacked stuff about a guy named "Omar". Then he gave me the booze
for free and drove away.
Joe- Uh, ok. Then give us back our money. Ok, what time is it?
Adam- It is now only 4:20 pm.
Joe- How much alcohol do we have?
Fred- Way more than enough.
Adam-I am hungry. Lets eat before it gets dark.
Joe- Sounds good, what do you want?
Adam- Corn and whisky in a jar would hit the spot.
Jim- What the hell is wrong with you? Whisky in a jar? What's up with
that?
Adam- Shut the f**k up, Shut the f**k up, just shut the f**k.
Jim- Idiot.
Joe- Ok, Ill make corn and rice. Not no whisky in no jar tho, you dumbass.
(Joe Turns on stove and there was a gas leak, and it blew up in his face)
Joe- AAARRRUUUGGGHHH!!!! AHHHH!! I'm all burnt up! Ahh!
Jim- WICKED!!!!
Fred- Shut up Jim, he is in pain! Here Joe, vodka will help the pain.
(Joe chugs down a whole 40 of vodka)
Joe- I feel much better now! Let me clean up these burns on my arm, and
we can be on our way.
Jim- That was cool!
Adam- What about my food?
Fred- Shut the hell up! Who cares about your food? Your friend could have
Been killed, and you are worried bout some corn. What a prick.
Adam-Ill order pizza then.
(The four guys go up to the mountain, wide open spot with a tent and fire.)
Fred- Hay Adam, what did you bring for music?
Adam- Everything good. What do you want me to put on?
Fred- Anything good.
(Adam Sticks in a CD into the radio)
Jim- So, how many people did you tell this little get-together about?
Joe- I phoned up John, Evan, Sean, and Tyler. They will probably tell a
Whole bunch of people. What do you want to do while we wait for
People to show up?
Fred- How about we drink?
(Joe pukes)
Jim- I think he had too much to drink already.
(Joe pukes some more)
Fred- Here joe, have some of these, they are gravel pills, they make
you not Puke.
(Joe takes the pills)
(....15 Minutes later....)
Joe- Hay Fred, where did you get those pills?
Fred- From my brothers room, they were in a container that said "Gravel
Pills"
Joe- Well, how do you know that they were really gravel pills?
Jim- Uh oh.
Joe- I feel weird dudes. My arm hurts. What's happening guys?
Fred- Uh, I think we better go see some one about this, like a doctor or
Something.
Adam-I like music.
Fred- What the hell is your problem, Adam? Are you a retard? Do you have
Any idea to what's going on now? Joe just took some unidentified
Pills, and his arm is all burnt up, and he had a 40 of vodka, he
could Die, and all you think about is music? You need help!
(Jim, Joe and Adam notice that Joe is eating something.)
Jim- Whatcha eating dude?
Joe- Candy.
Jim- You brought candy? Hay, your not eating candy! What is that?
Joe- Candy, I found it on the floor.
Jim- I think he is going nuts. We better get him out of here.
(Joe picks up some fungus from the ground and eats it)
Fred- What the hell are you doing? Give me those! You don't even know
What that is! Your sick, Joe lets go!
Joe- No! Stay back demons! Devil spawn! Evil calculoid! Go back to hell.
(Joe runs away screaming)
Fred- Where is he going? Lets go get him.
(Fred and Jim run after him, Adam switches CDs, and stokes up the fire.)
Fred- Joe! Come back! Where are you going? We want to help you!
Joe- NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Jim- Yeah, come back!
(Joe Stops and starts breaking large sticks on trees)
Jim- Wicked! Yeah! Smash those sticks!
Fred- Shut up Jim! Help me get him!
(Fred and Jim try to get on both sides of him, but Joe starts running
again.)
Fred- Damn, we lost him! Where did he go? Did you see?
Jim- No. Where is that idiot Adam?
(Jim and Fred go back to the camp site where they were before)
Adam- Hay, I seen him go this way! Lets go!
(All three guys start running in the direction that Adam said he saw Joe go)
Fred- He is running towards that cliff! Joe, NOOO!!
(Joe Jumps off the cliff)
Adam- He is going to be so re-arranged after this fall.
(Joe his the ground hard)
(Fred runs down the side of the mountain)
Fred- Are you alright dude?
Joe- no (gurgle)
Fred- Adam, go call the ambulance. Jim, go get some more vodka so we can
Clean these cuts!
(Jim gets vodka)
Joe- Vodka burns! Arrugh!!
Fred- Ok, lets get our booze and bring Joe out onto the street, so the
Ambulance will find him.
Jim- Are we going to just leave him here?
Fred- Yeah, we still got booze to drink. I doubt he will remember anything
That happened here tonight anyway.
Adam-I guess it is just one of those days.
Jim- Yeah, lets go find a party where we can cause a riot or something.
Fred- Hay, did we ever get that pizza you ordered?
Adam- Yeah, I charged it onto Joe's parents account. I hope he wont mind.
(Jim, Adam, and Fred leave Joe lying in the middle of the road, they walk
down the street with the sun setting)
(Credits.)
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