Impulse Reality 125

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· 5 years ago

  

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     SWEET FUCKING CHRIST! THE HOODLUMS OF THE IMPULSE BRING UNTO YOU... 
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   M E  |    ||    |/____/       The Life of a Waitress 
   P A  |    ||    |\    \       ir file number 125 
   U L  |____||____| |____|      released 5.4.01 
   L I  |    ||    |\|    |      by aidenna 
   S T  |____||____| |____|      we're just fucking with your mind. 
   E Y   even_god_reads_it 

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	I waitress at a cafe, So I was at work the other day and noticed that 
alot of people are very fucked up. In the sense that they are constantly  
ordering things like a "cheeseburger with no cheese, and no meat". What  
exactly is left after you minus the meat and the cheese? Sure, the cheese is  
most likely Kraft Singles [tm] that have been sitting on the counter, in the 
heat, for at least 4 days. But even if that was your problem with it, you  
would think that the person would just order a regular hamburger. And what  
exactly is wrong with the meat? Besides all of the pseudo bullshit relating 
to "mad cow disease", of course. Then there are the people who insist on  
ordering tuna salad without tuna. And what is left then? Just a bunch of  
indescribable wads of mayo and egg? If I ordered that on purpose, I would  
check myself into the nearest insane asylum immediately.  

	I just needed to write this in order to vent a bit of anger towards 
everyone in the world who eats meatless hamburgers and tunaless tuna salad. 

	And there the people whom want weak coffee, and lemonless iced tea as 
well. And they are just as fucked up, only on a completely different level.  
We'll just have to save that for another story, though. 

 
			--- aidenna@dork.com 

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