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Impulse Reality 158
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.d""b. impulse reality press no. 158
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$$ $$ "Crushed?"
$$ $$ written by Grey Frequency
$$ $$ released 12/27/01
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Valentine's Day is months away, and yet at this time some people question
whether they have a crush on someone. A crush is nothing more than an
infatuation with someone but some people can go a little overboard with how
they feel about it.
So, I figured since I gave this speech to two people already, I guess I
should share with the text file world (assuming you may actually want to read
my humble piece) the symptoms of having a crush on someone. You may think,
"Who is this girl, and why should she have a clue about anything?" My reply
is simply an arched eyebrow for I am RTF's official stalker.
I digress ... where was I? Oh, yes symptoms.
The symptoms of having a crush:
1. You look forward to seeing one person more than you look forward to
seeing anyone else
2. You are Very concerned what this person thinks of you
3. You may get dizzy or lightheaded
4. You say or do things that you consider stupid (You are nervous and mess
up)
5. Your heart rate goes up
6. You begin to wonder if the room is too hot and may freak out if you think
you are sweating too much
7. Pupils dilate
8. You are confused between the urge to say "Hello" and the urge to run away.
9. You start making up excuses to bump into them, call them, write them,
etc.,
10. You want to impress them
11. You find yourself daydreaming about things you may say to them, or
wondering where they are, what are they up to, etc.,
11a. They take up most of your thoughts.
12. You begin to feel envy toward their friends, or jealousy toward those
they are nice to (or the person they have a crush on, etc.)
13. You doodle their name or write poetry .
Having a Crush may not have all these symptoms, but if you have more than
half, chances are you may have a crush on someone.
Having a Crush FAQ
1. What does one do if one has a crush on someone?
Find out if you can do anything about it.
Obstacles may include:
A. Only one of you are of age.
B. They are going out with someone else
C. They openly express having a crush on someone else.
D. It is your best friends crush
If you cannot do anything about it, they can still be a good friend.
2. What do you do, if there are no obstacles?
Make sure they know you are alive. Talking is good.
3. I fear rejection, what are worse case scenarios?
The imagination can create worse case scenarios here are a few I think may
only happen in poor cases:
A. They point and laugh at you... with a person like that be glad you were
not stuck with them.
B. You find out they are a loser... so move on.
C. They have a significant other... you can try to be friends.
D. They say no... it hurts, you will live.
4. Are there any other bad scenarios?
Yes, you may have a crush on an idea, rather than who they are. Only by
getting to know them can you find out for sure.
5. Okay, now I am bummed, any good scenarios?
A. You find out they are not for you... you can still be buddies.
B. They like the sex that you are not... you can "talk shop" with them.
C. They had a crush on you... good thing you talked to them.
D. You live happily ever after.
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