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Impulse Reality 018
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| || |/____/ THE GOOD PEE
| || |\ \ ir file number 018
|____||____| |____| released 07.30.00
| || |\| | by nawleed
|____||____| |____| we're just fucking with you're mind.
impulse reality
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ok.
so like i drank a lot of water that day ok and my bladder was full oh boy was
it full let me tell you it was so full that i could not fit one more ounce of
liquid into it or it would explode and get all of my internal organs wet!
with pee! i mean like my bladder. was. REALLY FUCKING FULL MAN YOU WOULDN'T
EVEN BELIEVE IT IF YOU SAW IT WITH YOUR OWN EYES IT SEEMED IMPOSSIBLE BUT IT
WASN'T IT REALLY HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE I WAS THERE I SAW IT. ok. so like i
ran to the bathroom i was running really fast I DIDN'T WANT TO PEE MY PANTS
OK? ok so i got to the bathroom and i undid my buttonfly cause none of my
pants have zippers they all have buttonflys and i almost lost it right there
i thought i was going to PISS ALL OVER THE PLACE BUT I DIDNT CUZ I GOT MY FLY
OPEN BEFORE I WENT BUT IT WAS CLOSE man was it close like i said i thought i
was gonna piss everywhere on the wall on the ceiling and even on myself and
maybe some of it would get in the toilet IF I WAS LUCKY. but i didnt piss all
over the place ok so when i got my fly unbuttoned i took my penis out of my
pants and held it in my hand NO I DIDNT PLAY WITH IT I WANTED TO GET DOWN
2BUSINESS ok so i pointed it at the toilet and i LET LOOSE.OMG OMG OMG OMG IT
FELT SO GOOD I FELT LIKE I WAS IN HEAVEN AND ALL THE ANGELS WERE LOOKING AT
ME FUNNY BECAUSE THE LOOK OF ECSTASY ON MY FACE WAS LIKE TOOOOOO INTENSE TO BE
BELIEVED so i stood there and i peed and it felt great and like about a few
minutes later.ormaybe it was a few seconds i dunno but anyway i stopped
eventually.I DIDNT WANT IT TO END IT FELT SO GOOD OH MY GOD IVE NEVER BEEN A
RELIGIOUS MAN BUT I SAW GOD DURING THAT PEE i was sad when it ended but as a
smarter man than well ME said once all good things must come to an end and this
was DEFINATLY a good thing. so then i buttoned up my fly and flushed and then
i washed my hands which is something you always gotta do after using the
bathroom DID I MENTION HOW GOOD THAT PEE WAS?IT WAS LIKE I WAS IN HEAVEN I MEAN
THAT IVE OFTEN WONDERED IF THERE IS A HEAVEN AND IF SO WHAT IS IT LIKE AND NOW I
KNOW BECAUSE I WAS THERE. ONLY FOR A MINUTE OR SO BUT I CAN NOW TELL EVERYONE I
KNOW THAT I HAVE BEEN TO HEAVEN AND BACK, and i was PEEING when i did it ! ! !
ahahahahaa there was PEE coming out of my PENIS and i was in HEAVEN and i spoke
to angels and god and it was soooooo great i loved it i didnt want it to end my
doctor says that it was unhealthy for me to let my bladder get so full but I
DONT CARE. IT WAS THE BEST THING THAT I HAVE EVER DONE I CAN JUST NOT STRESS
THIS POINT ENOUGH I MEAN IT WAS AMAZING I WISH I COULD TYPE IN MORE THAN JUST
CAPS BECAUSE ID HAVE TO TO EXPLAIN IT IT WAS JUST THAT GOOD I COULDNT BELIEVE
IT!!! but it ended. i was sad when it ended but everything has to end except
ETERNITY and INFINITY TOO and if i could PEE PAST INFINITY I WOULD AND IT WOULD
BE GREAT AND I WOULD PEE AND WRITE JUST LIKE IM WRITING NOW BUT unfortunately
thats not going to happen everything has to end just like this file is about to.
its sad but its just a fact of life and the sooner we realize it the better off
well all be.but it really was good in fact it was great but its over now and
theres no point in dwelling on the past its just that it was good.
it was a good pee.
the end.
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