Impulse Reality 064

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 · 5 years ago

  

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   M E  |    ||    |/____/       Britney Spears 
   P A  |    ||    |\    \       ir file number 064 
   U L  |____||____| |____|      released 10.22.00 
   L I  |    ||    |\|    |      by Scudco 
   S T  |____||____| |____|      we're just fucking with your mind. 
   E Y   even_god_reads_it 

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Why won't Britney Spears have sex with me? 

 
-There's beer in my ear 

-No there isn't 

-Yes! There is actually beer in my ear 

-Shutup, you'll never amount to anything 

-I'm a doctor though 

-A phd doesn't make you smart 

-Yeah? well then can you tell me how to perform double bypass surgery? 

-Yes 

-No you can't 

-Yes I can, can you tell me how you became such an ass? 

-Yes.. I mean no 

-Let's have some pizza 

-I don't eat pizza, I'm a doctor 

-What do you eat? 

-Calzones 

-I'm going to punch you 

 
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