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 · 5 years ago

  

 
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    ####  ###          "Jason on Overcoming Heroin Chic"           ###        
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        I subscribe to a rather interesting little website for those 
 interested in knowledge for knowledge's sake.  It's called WHQuestion, and 
 is organized kind of like a bunch of disembodied brains bouncing around in a 
 pool of water.  (Bobbing for Brains!  I just invented a new party game!) 
 Somebody asks a question, and then everybody has the chance to answer it. 
 The questioner then evaluates the answers, and the answerers get points.  I 
 haven't figured out what the points are for, yet.  This site was 
 instrumental in my determining that people use the equivalent of about 45 
 gallons of gas a year. 

        So anyway, one of the questions went like this: "After the big 80's 
 and 90's 'thin is in' fad, is it possible that the new millennium will show 
 a backlash?  What effect will that have on how women will perceive their 
 bodies?  Will anorexia (not the disease--the look) finally be out of style?" 
 That seems innocuous enough, but many of the answers had that good ol' 
 "Those damn white males are conspiring to keep us down by convincing us to 
 starve ourselves!" tinge to them. 

        Now far be it from me to utter the slightest sexist sentiment, but 
 what a load of unmitigated bullshit!! 

        As always, though, I have a perfect rationale for my inflammatory 
 statement.  First, we are, as a species, drawn to very specific traits in 
 our potential mates.  Those traits are normally symbols of genetic health 
 and the ability to survive.  If you look back in history, the ideal for 
 women was normally FAT chicks, with PALE skin!  Why, you ask?  Up until this 
 century, if you were thin and tan, that meant you worked out in the field 
 and had to try to eke out a living as a peasant, you weren't "hot".  If you 
 could eat a lot and lay around inside all day, you were probably pretty well 
 off.  Just look at all of the old paintings and sculptures; in just about 
 every one, the chick has at least TWO chins and, ironically, small boobs in 
 relation to the rest of her fat content (a sign of virginity, perhaps?).  In 
 the Victorian period when people like Yeates died of tuberculosis, it became 
 "cool" to be pale and sickly-looking, so chicks POISONED themselves with 
 arsenic in order to look nice and ill.  Nowadays, when there's plenty of 
 food and everybody works indoors, it's attractive to be thin and tan. 
 Apparently, the theory goes, people are attracted to those things that are 
 unusual and also a sign that you've got a lot of free time to either sit 
 around and eat or work out. 

        Second, all of this ideal appearance bullshit ALSO APPLIES TO MEN! 
 You don't believe me?  Sure, then men spend billions on Rogaine because they 
 like how it smells.  They work out to get muscles and lose the beer gut 
 because they actually care about their health.  They use Viagra because of 
 the 3 percent chance of seeing everything tinted blue.  I can think of about 
 as many male actors who have guts as I can chicks on the heavy side, and 
 nearly all will deny their baldness unto death.  I've NEVER seen a male 
 model with a gut or even a hint of a receding hairline.  Actually, I might 
 have, but my mind has a Teflon coating when it comes to men.  Sure there are 
 a lot of older actors who are considered sexy, but it's not my fault chicks 
 find some 900 year-old guy hot.  Through the ages, the view of the ideal man 
 has not changed much.  An attractive man is one who looks like he can beat 
 the tobacco juice out of anybody who gets in his face. 

        So what does all of this boil down to?  All of this clap-trap about 
 the fashion industry poisoning chicks' minds rings about as true as my 
 claims to score regularly.  The power to put a stop to it all exists solely 
 in women's friggin' hands!  As I always tell my mom, the greatest enemy to 
 feminism today is other women.  You don't NEED to be five-foot-ten DD 
 bleach-blonde easy slut to get guys!  Most guys have perfectly reasonable 
 expectations of women!  Sure, there are guys out there who want some hot 
 little slut, and there are plenty of insecure brain-dead little 'hos who 
 will be more than willing to fellate them until they spew sand for nothing 
 more than a pat on the head.  If you DO meet one of those assholes who is 
 not going to settle for anything less than that ultra-hot supermodel, then 
 kick the fucker in the balls and push him into the gutter! 

        After you've done that, then you must score with me.  

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