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M E | || |/____/ nawleed EXPOSED!
P A | || |\ \ ir file number 040
U L |____||____| |____| released 09.20.00
L I | || |\| | by linear
S T |____||____| |____| we're just fucking with your mind.
E Y even_god_reads_it
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A while ago I decided it would be a fun idea to interview nawleed of
Impulse Reality fame. He seemed like a fun-loving guy, so I proceeded - But
to my shock and horror, nawleed was not the happy-go-lucky soul his lovable
text files made him out to be. The following is the AIM log of what happened
when I attempted an interview with the monster who is nawleed...
its linear: So nawleed, how did you get invloved with Impulse Reality?
nawleed: dude fuck this shit NO INTERVIEWS. I said NO INTERVIEWS dammit!
its linear: How do you see the textfile scene as a whole?
nawleed: god FUCK YOU go away
its linear: Do you see much of a future for the textfile scene? Or is Impulse
Reality sort of the "last wave"?
nawleed: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ARaGaeTaHRE@#R@Q#RT
nawleed: asshole.
its linear: Are you happy with the current state of affairs within Impulse
Reality?
nawleed: yes. :)
its linear: How would you describe your personnal writing style?
nawleed: I would describe my personal writing style as fuck you, stop asking
me questions.
its linear: Really? how old were you when you first got into what some might
consider the "computer underground"?
nawleed: FUCK YOU MAN
nawleed: JUST FUCK YOU
nawleed: STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS
its linear: What drew you to this scene?
nawleed: seriously linear, stoppit. I mean it this time.
its linear: What started you writing for such projects as "Impulse Reality"?
Was it the idea of being able to reach hundreds of people in a
way that only technology can allow us?
nawleed: AAARGH!@#!1
nawleed: now you're just doing this to piss me off.
nawleed: aren't you?
its linear: Do you respect your peers within the "scene"?
nawleed: only when they don't ask me dumb questions that I don't want to
answer
nawleed: .
its linear: Are there any other text-based 'zines that you enjoy?
nawleed signed off at 5:32:58 PM.
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