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Impulse Reality 024
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( | || |/____/ Haikus Are Fun!@#$ )
) | || |\ \ ir file number 024 (
( |____||____| |____| released 08.15.00 )
) | || |\| | by nawleed and linear (
( |____||____| |____| we're just fucking with your mind. )
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[linear]
Most haikus don't ryhme
and like, like this one doesn't
because it is dumb
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nawleed is an ass
he laughs at retarded kids
and pushes them down.
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This is really dumb
Impulse Reality sucks
God, I hate myself.
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"Let's have sex," I say
But I am shot down, she says
"Sorry, I am gay."
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My ex is a bitch
it's like, stop calling, dammit!
I don't want to talk
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My penis is hard
Ha ha ha, that is funny.
God, I'm retarded.
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nawleed's haikus suck
All split up oddly
What a fucking jerk.
[nawleed]
creative writing.
class isn't so bad when you
only write haikus.
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the sound of pencils;
writing makes me nauseous, like
a carnival ride.
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this eraser will
wear down very, very soon...
or will it break off?
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"seven syllables"
is really five syllables.
"where's the beef?" she asks.
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my throat is full of
phlegm. "now _that's_ a funny word,"
says the blind street mime
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"bathroom humor" is
immature... but phlegm is still
quite a funny word...
* * *
the sound of the voice
of idiocy abounds,
impenetrable.
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all of this writing
is a huge waste of paper.
i kill trees daily.
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crooks and foul liars
lacking imagination
cruelly steal ideas.
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let it be known that
this was not my idea.
so blame linear.
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